so, my girlfriend shoved her finger in my butt the other day... - Page 11

atsonicpark · 12.13.2007, 04:12 PM

Every Canadian chick is hot.

jonathan · 12.13.2007, 04:26 PM

quality post

fugazifan · 12.13.2007, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Every Canadian chick is hot.

that is so true. its like once you cross thje border, bam!
maybe its something they put in the tim hortons...

(TH's is not nearly as good as dunkin donuts)

Norma J · 12.13.2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

I did, for a while.
Then I realized he was slighty too immature. I suspected such a flaw all along, but tried to deny it. I didn't think we really "meshed", either, but also tried to ignore that fact. I said I couldn't see him because I want to be on my own, which is slightly true.
I just wish I hadn't told him I loved him. Somedays I felt it, but it was so forced. Never drop that old "L-bomb" unless you are set on the initiation of a war.
I'm so pathetic. The best feeling in the world is the strong arms of a man holding me while I sleep at night.
Did I mention I wtite fiction-romance novels on my spare time? haha.

haha.

Awwww.

Some lucky guy will snap you up soon.

flophousefloozie · 12.13.2007, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by fugazifan

where in canada are you?

Alberta. I really don't like it here.

flophousefloozie · 12.13.2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

haha.

Awwww.

Some lucky guy will snap you up soon.

I do enjoy being single, though.
The worst part about not having a male around (besides anything of a sexual nature), is the loss of security.
I live in the worst part of town, and can't even leave my appartment without a guy to escort me.
I used to risk it, but after hearing of two women being raped outside my front door, I'm a little hesitant.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.13.2007, 11:19 PM

yeh i know what you mean
when im not here, my gf doesnt sleep with her window open, and it gets so so hot aswell.

i like being able to make my gf feel safe, even though im small as a whip, she still finds security with me..and i do feel like i can protect her.

flophousefloozie · 12.13.2007, 11:33 PM

Well, it's good that you're aware of that.
I feel safer walking down the street with my male friend who's ass I could probably kick myself.
For some reason it's just less risky...

ALIEN ANAL · 12.13.2007, 11:35 PM

yeh
lame, she doesnt get home from work till 9 tonight, thats many many hours away
i hope my friend comes around to jam, i want drugs and alcohol and rocknroll

so bored
what you up to today flop?
go post some lovely comments about my latest pics :P

flophousefloozie · 12.13.2007, 11:38 PM

At my time of day, your gf would have been home 36 minutes ago, so my "day" is over. I worked untill 9 myself, actually. Now I think I'm heading to the bar, soon...
And yes I will check out your pictures, which never fail to impress me.

Cantankerous · 12.13.2007, 11:39 PM

i just fell asleep on my desk.

flophousefloozie · 12.13.2007, 11:41 PM

I hope no one stuck their finger up your butt.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.13.2007, 11:41 PM

did u have any wild dreams kerous?

Cantankerous · 12.13.2007, 11:44 PM

no. i was watching something on youtube and i rested my head on the desk and i guess i must have fallen pray to the sandman. then the phone rang and woke me up which was a pisser.

ALIEN ANAL · 12.13.2007, 11:50 PM

mm interesting
i had a bunch of dreams last night but now iv forgotten them all
one was in black and white

ZEROpumpkins · 01.10.2008, 06:33 AM

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 01.10.2008, 02:21 PM

Recently I discovered whacking off with mint conditioner is a wonderful thing.

Rob Instigator · 01.10.2008, 02:53 PM

floatingslowly · 01.10.2008, 03:16 PM

are you trying to tell us that Mario shoved his finger in yr butt?

wow.

nicfit · 01.10.2008, 03:23 PM

At least he has gloves on.

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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh i know what you mean when im not here, my gf doesnt sleep with her window open, and it gets so so hot aswell. i like being able to make my gf feel safe, even though im small as a whip, she still finds security with me..and i do feel like i can protect her. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	Well, it's good that you're aware of that. I feel safer walking down the street with my male friend who's ass I could probably kick myself. For some reason it's just less risky...
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	yeh lame, she doesnt get home from work till 9 tonight, thats many many hours away i hope my friend comes around to jam, i want drugs and alcohol and rocknroll so bored what you up to today flop? go post some lovely comments about my latest pics :P __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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flophousefloozie expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Cowtown, Canada Posts: 1,694	At my time of day, your gf would have been home 36 minutes ago, so my "day" is over. I worked untill 9 myself, actually. Now I think I'm heading to the bar, soon... And yes I will check out your pictures, which never fail to impress me.
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