why do i alwyaqs hook up with the worng women? - Page 11

alyasa · 05.11.2010, 01:50 PM

I hooked up with a woman once. Now I'm married to her.

chicka · 05.11.2010, 01:50 PM

Why don't you come over to my house Space so I can put you in the cellar and use you to power up all my electrical gismos.

space · 05.11.2010, 02:04 PM

good sir, I could power the entire eastern seaboard.

that said, I'm already hardwired to the southern hemisphere.

ps: it's what and how, not if and how much (I doubt that helps).

Satan · 05.11.2010, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

why cant I hook up with a woman at all

you need to work on your game

!@#$%! · 05.11.2010, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

why cant I hook up with a woman at all

no offense really, and i mean this with the best intentions, but i suspect you project the self-confidence of a PTSDed hamster. if i'm correct in my assumptions, then that's precisely why you can't get lucky. sorry!

ps-- look at the man in the picture (it's hard, with that smokin' hot woman in front). think of him as your personal hero-- "yes we can"-- you get the idea. he definitely didn't get her with his good looks.

Satan · 05.11.2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

no offense really, and i mean this with the best intentions, but i suspect you project the self-confidence of a PTSDed hamster.

this is what i meant by 'work on your game'

Keeping It Simple · 05.11.2010, 04:12 PM

Satan is one of those "wrong women".

Satan · 05.11.2010, 04:15 PM

would you just shut your virgin mouth already? jesus, go piss in a teacup or something

space · 05.11.2010, 04:18 PM

daddy pees in the cup, he just drinks it.

pay attention, dear.

ps: never be "right".

Keeping It Simple · 05.11.2010, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

would you just shut your virgin mouth already? jesus, go piss in a teacup or something

You're not denying it, are you?

Satan · 05.11.2010, 04:19 PM

i don't even know what right is.

Zombie Robot · 05.11.2010, 04:24 PM

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse...

DeadDiscoDildo · 05.11.2010, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan

would you just shut your virgin mouth already? jesus, go piss in a teacup or something

You know I've missed your presence on the boards haha.

Keeping It Simple · 05.11.2010, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo

You know I've missed your presence on the boards haha.

Pissed?

ni'k · 05.11.2010, 04:39 PM

no, not pissed. missed. there's no piss for you to drink now. you can go drink your own if you like. in fact i'm sure we'd all be happy if you kept doing that to the point of poisoning

Keeping It Simple · 05.11.2010, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

no, not pissed. missed. there's no piss for you to drink now. you can go drink you're own if you like. in fact i'm sure we'd all be happy if you kept doing that to the point of poisoning

Piss off.

ni'k · 05.11.2010, 04:47 PM

Rob Instigator · 05.11.2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lurker

So you're even more of a pervert than you show?

fer sure man.

aren't you?

automatic bzooty · 05.11.2010, 06:56 PM

why do the wrong people always wanna hook up with me

Satan · 05.11.2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ni'k

no, not pissed. missed. there's no piss for you to drink now. you can go drink your own if you like. in fact i'm sure we'd all be happy if you kept doing that to the point of poisoning

yes

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

why do the wrong people always wanna hook up with me

yes

05.11.2010, 01:50 PM	#201
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	I hooked up with a woman once. Now I'm married to her. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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05.11.2010, 01:50 PM	#202
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	Why don't you come over to my house Space so I can put you in the cellar and use you to power up all my electrical gismos. __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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05.11.2010, 02:04 PM	#203
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	good sir, I could power the entire eastern seaboard. that said, I'm already hardwired to the southern hemisphere. ps: it's what and how, not if and how much (I doubt that helps).
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05.11.2010, 04:12 PM	#207
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Satan is one of those "wrong women".
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05.11.2010, 04:15 PM	#208
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	would you just shut your virgin mouth already? jesus, go piss in a teacup or something
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05.11.2010, 04:18 PM	#209
space expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,553	daddy pees in the cup, he just drinks it. pay attention, dear. ps: never be "right".
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Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i don't even know what right is.
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Zombie Robot expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Dead Space Posts: 1,304	Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse... __________________ "Seductive. Voluptuous. Ravenous. Beware of the Zombie Robot -- Creature that roams the night breaking men's hearts and then eats their brains for breakfast!"
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360	no, not pissed. missed. there's no piss for you to drink now. you can go drink your own if you like. in fact i'm sure we'd all be happy if you kept doing that to the point of poisoning
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ni'k invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,360
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automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	why do the wrong people always wanna hook up with me
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