What's the Strangest Thing Going On in Your Lifer Right Now? - Page 11

Satan · 06.22.2009, 12:13 AM

no and no. both of you.

davenotdead · 06.22.2009, 12:14 AM

have a baby.

mick jagger did it, so it must be cool

Satan · 06.22.2009, 12:15 AM

uh well i don't have any other option unless it dies or something

davenotdead · 06.22.2009, 12:17 AM

so yr really pregnant?

have a home-birth. spill it out onto the lemon table

terriblecanyons · 06.22.2009, 12:17 AM

Do one of those things where they like take it out of you and grow it in a tank.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.22.2009, 12:18 AM

Take up boxing during the 1st trimester.

davenotdead · 06.22.2009, 12:19 AM

yr gonna have to stop doing crack and heroin now

terriblecanyons · 06.22.2009, 12:22 AM

I'm eating strawberry peanut butter m&ms right now. Is this considered something strange going on in my lifer?

Satan · 06.22.2009, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

yr gonna have to stop doing crack and heroin now

i know, pity right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

so yr really pregnant?

have a home-birth. spill it out onto the lemon table

i don't know
i hope not

Quote:

Originally Posted by terriblecanyons

Do one of those things where they like take it out of you and grow it in a tank.

can they actually do that?
that's kind of disturbing

Satan · 06.22.2009, 12:50 AM

i pissed on a stick
this is looking like a "no"

all my dreams have come true!

demonrail666 · 06.22.2009, 01:03 AM

Have it and name it Kinder Elvis. It's the only reason to have children, really.

Edit: Oh. Missed the piss stick thing. Forget it.

davenotdead · 06.22.2009, 01:04 AM

what made you think you had a chillen?

Satan · 06.22.2009, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead

what made you think you had a chillen?

no period
giant painful swollen titties
random bouts of vomiting

plus i just had this weird feeling but i guess it was just a fluke, i'm not going to worry about it

davenotdead · 06.22.2009, 01:32 AM

maybe the test was wrong.

those 3 things sound like definite signs.

are swollen titties fun? [if they weren't painful]

Satan · 06.22.2009, 01:38 AM

i don't know, i'll pee on another stick later
no they are not fun, other than the fact that they look good. they're really heavy and hurt really bad and i can't stand for anything to touch them even a little bit unless it's a soft shirt.

davenotdead · 06.22.2009, 01:44 AM

i guess that would suck. i think i have sensitive nipples because sometimes when i am running and there is a graphic on the front of my shirt, my nipples get scratched and occasionally bleed. i guess the sweat makes the shirt heavy and salty and the stupid graphics/prints on the tees really rub against my nips when i run/jump for an extended period of time.

so i would imagine you are always topless in yr apt. now? and only thin/soft tees when you are out?

Satan · 06.22.2009, 01:52 AM

i've been wearing a really old slayer shirt for like 2 days, i keep the A/C too low to go topless

generally these days i don't fuck around with dressing myself well anyway, mostly just old tshirts and jeans. i can't even be arsed to put shoes on unless i have to.

edit:

second stick says NO
YEAHHHH

_slavo_ · 06.22.2009, 04:08 AM

well, if you're out of ideas, you can still wear this:

06.22.2009, 12:13 AM	#201
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	no and no. both of you.
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06.22.2009, 12:14 AM	#202
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	have a baby. mick jagger did it, so it must be cool __________________
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06.22.2009, 12:15 AM	#203
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	uh well i don't have any other option unless it dies or something __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.22.2009, 12:17 AM	#204
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	so yr really pregnant? have a home-birth. spill it out onto the lemon table __________________
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06.22.2009, 12:17 AM	#205
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Do one of those things where they like take it out of you and grow it in a tank.
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06.22.2009, 12:18 AM	#206
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Take up boxing during the 1st trimester. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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06.22.2009, 12:19 AM	#207
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	yr gonna have to stop doing crack and heroin now __________________
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06.22.2009, 12:22 AM	#208
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I'm eating strawberry peanut butter m&ms right now. Is this considered something strange going on in my lifer?
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06.22.2009, 12:50 AM	#210
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i pissed on a stick this is looking like a "no" all my dreams have come true! __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.22.2009, 01:03 AM	#211
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Have it and name it Kinder Elvis. It's the only reason to have children, really. Edit: Oh. Missed the piss stick thing. Forget it.
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06.22.2009, 01:04 AM	#212
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	what made you think you had a chillen? __________________
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06.22.2009, 01:32 AM	#214
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	maybe the test was wrong. those 3 things sound like definite signs. are swollen titties fun? [if they weren't painful] __________________
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06.22.2009, 01:38 AM	#215
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i don't know, i'll pee on another stick later no they are not fun, other than the fact that they look good. they're really heavy and hurt really bad and i can't stand for anything to touch them even a little bit unless it's a soft shirt. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.22.2009, 01:44 AM	#216
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i guess that would suck. i think i have sensitive nipples because sometimes when i am running and there is a graphic on the front of my shirt, my nipples get scratched and occasionally bleed. i guess the sweat makes the shirt heavy and salty and the stupid graphics/prints on the tees really rub against my nips when i run/jump for an extended period of time. so i would imagine you are always topless in yr apt. now? and only thin/soft tees when you are out? __________________
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06.22.2009, 01:52 AM	#217
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	i've been wearing a really old slayer shirt for like 2 days, i keep the A/C too low to go topless generally these days i don't fuck around with dressing myself well anyway, mostly just old tshirts and jeans. i can't even be arsed to put shoes on unless i have to. edit: second stick says NO YEAHHHH __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.22.2009, 04:08 AM	#218
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,912	well, if you're out of ideas, you can still wear this: __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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