[ink.]

Sometimes I pretend to be porky.

[ink.]

Then we come on here and read posts, holding hands.

[ink.]

Weeping.

[EVOLghost]

hot....


@nefeli.
that was hott too.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by knox

are you really gonna buy that bottle of 51?

will it get me drunk? that's no simple feat.

recommend another brand to try (or that I might find) and I'll
consider that instead.

also: recipe pls.

[floatingslowly]

I haf sum candee 4 u lil gril!!!

[knox]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

will it get me drunk? that's no simple feat.

recommend another brand to try (or that I might find) and I'll
consider that instead.

also: recipe pls.

yes, it will.
check pm.

[floatingslowly]

obrigadíssima.

can I call them cai-piranhas?

will they really get me drunk?

will I still be able to tie a sturdy knot? little girls are slippery.

[floatingslowly]

oh, we just shipped the kid off to a thai sex shop. he's now a ladyboy named Angellica.

I trust that this was a satisfactory resolution to my divorce for you.

brb -- off to post at find17yearolds.com.

[floatingslowly]

you're right. my son is no ladybug. I want him to grow up right.

that's why I'm showing him pictures of you labeled "what not to do with chocolate".

oh, how we laugh and laugh!!!!!

[floatingslowly]

for those not keeping score, I just wanted to remind you that gentle death's maniacal obsession with me, my life and the women I speak with is in NO WAY a true reflection of the complete and total feelings of despondancy he has at the fact that I'm not gay and in love with him. remember: nothing to do at all with his obsessiveness. none at all. just get that right out of your head. no really. stop it. I know what it looks like but it's not true. I promise. he said so and I for one believe him. I really do. he wouldn't lie. not even once. please...think of the children.

[knox]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

obrigadíssima.

can I call them cai-piranhas?

will they really get me drunk?

will I still be able to tie a sturdy knot? little girls are slippery.

yes
yes
yes
yes

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

The jury loves you. The jury woud love you even more if you answered the questions seriously and in a less agitated manner.

I move to have the jury taken away in shackles and the prosecuting attorney disbarred on the basis that they love me too much.

that said, I would love to indulge "the jury's" homoerotic fantasy that I was "removed" from my previous marriage for grievous acts and that I somehow "lost custody" of my child as a result; however, that would mean forswearing under oath and this hostile kangaroo court would still furiously masturbate to a saved file named "floating" nightly, before retiring to their crisp-crumbled bed in a sweat of unrealized fury and slowly drying semen stains.

the defense rests, in a comfortable chair with a smile and a bag of curry-flavored crisps waving back and forth hypnotically.

[knox]

what goes around

[knox]

you know, you have to be a real cunt to bring people's children into an argument. a real sad pathetic cunt.

just saying.

[SONIC GAIL]

Holy shit yall
there is such a thing as PMs for personal ass shit
i understand internet romance is more interesting to unveil than talkin about some royal fucking wedding
Yeah i was curious as to wtf was goin on with floats and ink but i understood that if they wanted to talk about that to all of us then they would
so i minded my own business


This is not an attack on any of you by any means this is just getiing a bit to hateful for a thread about love. On that note I love you all.

[floatingslowly]

dear mr paragraphs of "content": I'd be happy to let you know that it's none of your damn business, but that might be misconstrued as being wounded by your pathetic angle of attack.

bottom line: I don't talk about my child on the internet.

but it's not all bad news, sparky, I spoke to Bob in accounting; the paperwork's come back and your worship has been APPROVED!!!!!!

[the ikara cult]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

All the jury's noted is that you started repeating yourself in order to avoid answering certain questions. A pattern that emerged on previous occasions and seems a trademark of your posting style, Mr Slowly. The jury doesn't take offence at your allegations of a projected homoerotic fantasy on your ''internet persona'' on his part because, frankly, the jury is well aware that Mr Slowly has a habit of filling his head with a whole lot of internet bollocks and convince himself it's all true. What the jury takes offence at, though, is your transparent inability to give a straightforward answer to any questions about Mr Slowly's personal life. Offence increased by the vaguely disturbing fascination Mr Slowly seems to have with the jury's eating habits in bed. So much so that he seems to hallucinate, rather than ask for, situations and crisp flavours the jury might
decide to entertain himself with.

Is this all a big injoke that's gone right over my head? Whats going on dear porky?

[the ikara cult]

I feel like someone who's shown up halfway through a very bitter wedding

[SONIC GAIL]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I can take the hate. Bring it on. I can't do pms because my inbox gets full all the time with Nick's manic rantings on how much he loves/hate me.

Darling I love you but this has gotten quite dirty