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pbradley · 09.27.2009, 07:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhksm44Xumo

Satan · 09.27.2009, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by pbradley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhksm44Xumo

hahahaha

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 08:03 PM

I'll KILL YOUR DOG

joe11121 · 09.27.2009, 08:14 PM

So.. yeah, the cleavland show sucked

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 08:16 PM

are you really that surprised?

joe11121 · 09.27.2009, 08:31 PM

lol! not at all actually.

pbradley · 09.27.2009, 09:41 PM

A gift for Amerikangod:

What has always bugged me about porn is the facade most girls in porn are able to maintain while in performance mode. The only thing that ever gets me off is those moments of slight hesitation when they're asked if theyre a worthless whore and you see that split second frown or look of pain in their eyes before they catch themselves and go "yep, Im a stupid slut who is starving for ***!...where? everywhere on my face my *** my pussy, ive been dreaming about *** all day!"

I would get off so much harder to this girl crying herself to sleep each night than any of her scenes. I would love to be able to show a girl old yearbook photos of herself and vids of school plays "what a pretty princess you were, who knew that princess would grow up to be a worthless whore!", You look so happy in these photos, like someone with a soul, what happened?

If I ever direct porn I will work as hard as I can to break through the wall porn girls put up to stay sane, who the **** is willing to sacrifice their dignity like this? I'd ******* kill myself if you were my daughter. Make them scream "I have no soul I have no soul! What happened to the little girl I used to be, I could have done something with my life! my scenes will be known for all the emotional pain a girl is trying to suppress coming out in a moan of pure existential despair as I laugh my *** off.

I would love to pretend to care about a pornstars self esteem and true self, find out she always wanted to be an artist and sign her up for an art class. "off to my art class, look out picasso!!!

" she'd twitter but when she shows up her class is 12 sketchy guys and I'm wearing a cartoonish artists outfit with an oversized hat and salvadore dali mustache. She'd appraise the situation and her face would start to quiver and I'd throw 2k at her feet and tell her to start sucking.

Actually, I'm sure these have been posted before but whatev.

alteredcourse · 09.27.2009, 09:52 PM

If theres one thing about porn that can annoy me to tears, it's the "oh yeah"'s and the "uh huh"s and the high pitched squeaks. I never listen to porn with sound.

Do porns every have interesting soundtracks these days ?

static-harmony · 09.27.2009, 09:53 PM

Not since the late 80's.

deflinus · 09.27.2009, 10:13 PM

im bored/depressed/lonely

boressonely

static-harmony · 09.27.2009, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deflinus

im bored/depressed/lonely

boressonely

That was me yesterday. Now I am happy.

static-harmony · 09.27.2009, 10:41 PM

Do you PNP? BB? Let me know baby. Do you do tina? Let's play and BB, what do you say? Anything goes... HIV I DON'T KNOW.

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.27.2009, 11:59 PM

The Sounds fucking rocked. Maja is a badass bitch, strutting around in 4-inch heels and doing highkicks.

terriblecanyons · 09.27.2009, 11:59 PM

Howdja like foxy shazam?

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.28.2009, 12:00 AM

Um...we walked in halfway through their set and I didn't get to hear much.. There was far too much ironic facial hair.

terriblecanyons · 09.28.2009, 12:01 AM

damnit. they're really good. lotsa hipsters I'm assuming?

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.28.2009, 12:03 AM

Yes. I didn't hear enough of the bad to make judgement. I was just raging at their facial hair.

I'm sorry...but fucking shave that shit off.

terriblecanyons · 09.28.2009, 12:04 AM

haha, I've never had any idea of what they looked like. all I know is their music is awesome.

Sonic Youth 37 · 09.28.2009, 12:06 AM

I'll get an album and check them out.

terriblecanyons · 09.28.2009, 12:07 AM

I haven't heard much of introducing but I love the flamingo trigger.

09.27.2009, 07:53 PM	#22781
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhksm44Xumo
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terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I'll KILL YOUR DOG
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09.27.2009, 08:14 PM	#22784
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	So.. yeah, the cleavland show sucked
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09.27.2009, 08:16 PM	#22785
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	are you really that surprised?
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09.27.2009, 08:31 PM	#22786
joe11121 expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brantford, Canada Posts: 1,843	lol! not at all actually.
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09.27.2009, 09:41 PM	#22787
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	A gift for Amerikangod: What has always bugged me about porn is the facade most girls in porn are able to maintain while in performance mode. The only thing that ever gets me off is those moments of slight hesitation when they're asked if theyre a worthless whore and you see that split second frown or look of pain in their eyes before they catch themselves and go "yep, Im a stupid slut who is starving for *!...where? everywhere on my face my * my pussy, ive been dreaming about * all day!" I would get off so much harder to this girl crying herself to sleep each night than any of her scenes. I would love to be able to show a girl old yearbook photos of herself and vids of school plays "what a pretty princess you were, who knew that princess would grow up to be a worthless whore!", You look so happy in these photos, like someone with a soul, what happened? If I ever direct porn I will work as hard as I can to break through the wall porn girls put up to stay sane, who the is willing to sacrifice their dignity like this? I'd *** kill myself if you were my daughter. Make them scream "I have no soul I have no soul! What happened to the little girl I used to be, I could have done something with my life! my scenes will be known for all the emotional pain a girl is trying to suppress coming out in a moan of pure existential despair as I laugh my * off. I would love to pretend to care about a pornstars self esteem and true self, find out she always wanted to be an artist and sign her up for an art class. "off to my art class, look out picasso!!! " she'd twitter but when she shows up her class is 12 sketchy guys and I'm wearing a cartoonish artists outfit with an oversized hat and salvadore dali mustache. She'd appraise the situation and her face would start to quiver and I'd throw 2k at her feet and tell her to start sucking. Actually, I'm sure these have been posted before but whatev.
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09.27.2009, 09:52 PM	#22788
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	If theres one thing about porn that can annoy me to tears, it's the "oh yeah"'s and the "uh huh"s and the high pitched squeaks. I never listen to porn with sound. Do porns every have interesting soundtracks these days ?
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09.27.2009, 09:53 PM	#22789
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Not since the late 80's. __________________
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09.27.2009, 10:13 PM	#22790
deflinus expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in the darkest part of your mind Posts: 1,737	im bored/depressed/lonely boressonely
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09.27.2009, 10:41 PM	#22792
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Do you PNP? BB? Let me know baby. Do you do tina? Let's play and BB, what do you say? Anything goes... HIV I DON'T KNOW. __________________
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09.27.2009, 11:59 PM	#22793
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	The Sounds fucking rocked. Maja is a badass bitch, strutting around in 4-inch heels and doing highkicks. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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09.27.2009, 11:59 PM	#22794
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Howdja like foxy shazam?
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09.28.2009, 12:00 AM	#22795
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Um...we walked in halfway through their set and I didn't get to hear much.. There was far too much ironic facial hair. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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09.28.2009, 12:01 AM	#22796
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	damnit. they're really good. lotsa hipsters I'm assuming?
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09.28.2009, 12:03 AM	#22797
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Yes. I didn't hear enough of the bad to make judgement. I was just raging at their facial hair. I'm sorry...but fucking shave that shit off. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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09.28.2009, 12:04 AM	#22798
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	haha, I've never had any idea of what they looked like. all I know is their music is awesome.
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09.28.2009, 12:06 AM	#22799
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I'll get an album and check them out. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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09.28.2009, 12:07 AM	#22800
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I haven't heard much of introducing but I love the flamingo trigger.
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