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expwy. to yr skull
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: in the darkest part of your mind
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received a gift from my friend in australia that cheered me up. she's awesome. why we're not having a beer together and having dicussions about vincent gallo, i have no idea why..
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#23002 | |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cybatraz!
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#23003 |
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McBain: Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up? (no laughter is forthcoming) That's the joke.
Audience Member: You suck, McBain! McBain: (draws machine gun and fires several rounds into the audience) And now for my Woody Allen impression. (same voice) I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. Audience Member: Hey, that really stunk. (McBain throws a live grenade into audience; cut back to studio) Rainier: (to Jay) The film is just me in front of a brick wall for three hours. It cost eighty million dollars. |
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Oxford, England
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Confused. Why would have a beer together and talk about a cheap wine? Just askin.
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#23005 |
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I was sat on a bench in the park, when a drunk turned up and asked if he could sit on it. I naturally said he could as I don't own it. The guy reeked of booze and I had to leave as I didn't want passers-by to think I associate with the guy. As that ever happened to any of you before? I did wonder what he would've done if I said he couldn't sit on the bench.
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#23006 |
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That drunk was me. You were very kind. Thank you, sir.
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#23007 |
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i, for one...
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You're a mess! Sort yourself out! |
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I miss Combat!, the TV show.
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#23010 |
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There's a couple of benches in front of the town's library which has become popular with drunks lately. They turn up with a supermarket bag full of cheap lager and just merrily booze away. I've been told one of them is an illegal immigrant from Russia!
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#23011 |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: In the land of the Instigator
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I love trees. they fucking rule.
one of my favorite road trip memory is driving back to Flagstaff AZ from a full day spent at the Grand Canyon with my then wife, and the sun had set and we drove for almost an hour through a dense forest of black bark pine trees with every tenth tree being a white birch. thoe ghostly white birch interspersed among all that murky blackness was something I will never forget. Later, when I watched Princess Mononoke for the first time, I felt the exact same sense of awe and slight fear watching the scenes in the Old Forest wityh the horned god. trees rule all.
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#23012 |
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hipp
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#23013 |
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I won't be online for a few days. I'm... going on a retreat. BYE.
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bye! rehab's a bitch huh??
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#23015 |
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#23016 |
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Join Date: May 2009
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ha.
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#23017 |
children of satan
Join Date: Mar 2006
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getting wasted cause tomorrow at work
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#23018 |
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yeah def. rehab
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#23019 |
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Let us know when you're back from rehab.
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