[edward_sick]

BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD
sorry my terets iBASTARD BASTARD!
i was going to say that my tBASTARD SHIT BASTARDS!
my terets is acting uBASTARD BASTARD!






....upBASTARDS HELL BITCH BASTARD!

[screamingskull]

Row, Row, Row your boat gently down the stream, I hope you drown and never come back.

[sellouteater]

 

[afterthefact]

In case I ever die of a massive head wound, I want to go ahead and request an open casket funeral.

[sellouteater]

 

repubicans

[afterthefact]

When the world comes to an end, I want to have my inflatable raft by my side.

[afterthefact]

Yes, they are aviators, and no, I'm not about to go fly a plane.

[afterthefact]

I lost my left leg today. But I knew what I was getting into, so don't feel sorry for me.

[afterthefact]

Was World War I called World War I when it happened? If it was, then the people at the time must have known that World War II was inevitable.

[ALIEN ANAL]

actually it was called 'World War: IV A New Hope'

[edward_sick]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

actually it was called 'World War: IV A New Hope'

hilarious.

hilariously hilarious

[afterthefact]

As I spill the lemonade on my shirt, I am delighted over my decision to make that instead of fruit punch.

[edward_sick]

porn

[sonicl]

Have you ever wondered what Scott Walker does when he's not being a reclusive musician?

Go to the bottom of the page...

[sonicl]

Foreign students visiting Britain are to be educated in the etiquette of queuing for buses, after local users complained about them not observing the conventions of standing in line.

Southern Vectis, which operates buses on the Isle of Wight, off England's south coast, said it was to contact local language schools following several complaints about the behaviour of young students over the summer months.

"On the Isle of Wight we get lots of foreign language students staying with families," said operations manager March Morgan Huws. "In their cultures, they do not queue for buses where they live and there is a scrum every time a bus turns up, while in British culture there is a nice orderly queue. We have had quite a few complaints from residents who queue up in an orderly fashion then all those foreign students push past them. What we have said is that we will work with the language schools to provide some instructions on the etiquette of queuing. We won't be marching the students up and down showing them how to queue, we will just leave it up to the group leaders to pass on the information."

Orderly queuing -- as seen during the recent Northern Rock banking crisis -- is seen as a quintessentially British convention. One social anthropologist believes Britons are even capable of forming one-person queues at bus stops.

But while queue-barging normally leads to tutting, muttered complaints and shuffling to close the gap on anyone looking to barge ahead, most people are too polite to directly confront a transgressor.

[forkimified]

she took her face off. there was nothing underneath, not even meat. A gaping whole into the fabric of reality itself.
She sat her face on the bedside table, and moved in closer. I stared into the gaping hole, the most beautiful thing I've

seen. Empty except for the stars. She embraced me, putting my face up to the empty hole where hers otherwise would have

been. My head placed firmly into the hole, all I could see was the abyss. We sat there, crosslegged, on the bed, but all

I could see was eternity. Galaxies spiralling, spinning, falling apart or growing cold and collapsing. I sat there for a

hundred trillion years. Spiralling clouds of cosmic dust and wayward planets formed themselves into a face, and a hand,

that reached out to me. A small, child hand, and it grew into a womans'. I looked down, and saw the fabric of the warp

transforming itself into... me. I saw myself, in proportions which could not be humanly comprehended. But I was no longer

human. There we were, sitting in space, our bodies bigger than the known universe. Moving faster than the speed of light,

breathing space and sweating time. We embraced. It was like nothing ever before in the history of humanity. She held me

close and we fell in love. She told me we`d be together forever, and we were, throughout eternity, until we collapsed

into nothingness, a pure singularity. And with the big bang, we were scattered, our bodies mixed together, homogenous,

everywhere. Forever. This was only the beginning. And the end.

[ALIEN ANAL]

i did that once

[Rob Instigator]

Originally Posted by afterthefact

Was World War I called World War I when it happened? If it was, then the people at the time must have known that World War II was inevitable.

it was called The Great War

most historians now agree that both world wars wree actually one long war, with a quiet in the middle. the first world war was not wrapped up satisfactorily allowing germany to rest and begin their same bullshit with new faces leading the charge

[edward_sick]

screw them

[nicfit]

http://video.libero.it/app/play?id=d...97f70f08fc1ae1