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Badump-bump.
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Take my wife...
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Pardon my laziness and intrusion as I am far beyond reading the context of these posts, but regardless, I wanted to take this moment to ask pookie how Seth and the rest of the family are doing?
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That's far too sensible a question for this thread, so I've resurrected the sonic children thread.
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dear pookie,
i want your wife. lovely soft face. leonard salt, milton keynes.
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dear pookie,
are you glad this thread is back? |
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Dear Pookie,
How do you keep your skin so smooth at your advanced age? All the best, Mavis |
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Pookie, please help.
I have lost all direction in my life. Petronella Dachshund |
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Dear Pookie
why did you neg rep me? I am very emotional about reps. |
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You need the "Plead with Pookie" thread. He only answers questions in ths one. |
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Pookie is currently indisposed, but in view of the potentially life-threatening situation in which you find yourself, I have been called upon to answer in his absence. You should on no account "attempt a bit of DIY". Electricity is very dangerous, and not to be played with. You should instead wait patiently for a qualified person to come and rectify the situation, and while you wait you should try to make do with what little light is available to you and write a list of jokes that seem suitable to the occasion. Regards, Pookie's self-appointed deputy |
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Dear Pookie,
I have no control over my hands. Sometimes I find myself in lessons thinking about effects pedals, then I look at the screen of my computer and find that my hands have logged onto my account on a messageboard and have posted something totally pointless in my name. I have a doctorate in economics, and I find it very distressing that my hands are misrepresenting me in this way. I have considered cutting my hands off so that they cannot do this any more, but they are operating as a team and neither of them will do the deed. Please help me. What should I do? |
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youre right there. |
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Are you going to answer these questions, Pookie? There are people suffering trauma here, you know. And Sarramkrop is still sitting in a semi-darkened room.
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No, but I feel obliged to answer. I just can't stop myself. |
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Virgin's blood, one cup after every meal. |
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My bad mood + you making a foolish comment = neg rep. Sorry k-b ![]() |
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Dear Pookie,
Where do you find virgins in Basingstoke? Yours inquisitively, Mavis |
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I presume that because any idiot can change a lightbulb, you must have what they call, the raging horn for the electrician. To avoid mess, I'd wait for him before attempting to "DIY". |
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I'm sorry, by the time I get to the end of your post, I've forgotten what you said at the beginning. |
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