Girls! Girls! Girls! - Page 12

Pookie · 08.27.2008, 03:29 PM

You can keep your bathroom shower cubicle sparkling clean longer by washing the whole shower stall, then waxing with car wax (not turtle wax as this is green, be sure to get clear wax). This keeps the dirt and grime from sticking.

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Girls- What can we talk about that will make the guys uncomfortable and not want to comment on anymore?!

Hmmmmm... Do you Douche regulalry?

what was the consistency and texture of your last abortion?

EMMAh · 08.27.2008, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Girls- What can we talk about that will make the guys uncomfortable and not want to comment on anymore?!

Hmmmmm... Do you Douche regulalry?

Apparently douching isn't good for you.

Kegmama · 08.27.2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

what was the consistency and texture of your last abortion?

^ haha. NICE!

when you shit- always wipe front to back, never back to front! feces has bacteria that can cause infection and disease in your happy place.

EMMAh · 08.27.2008, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

what was the consistency and texture of your last abortion?

My friend's sister had one and had some massive clots. You also had an abnormal amount of bleeding and what not.

Pookie · 08.27.2008, 03:35 PM

There. I kicked some life into this dying thread.

Come on girls, you're on your own now.

Kegmama · 08.27.2008, 03:37 PM

I'm all about woman having the right to choose, but I am against abortion. That's why I have two kids I guess.

"The- the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails allegedly."

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

My friend's sister had one and had some massive clots. You also had an abnormal amount of bleeding and what not.

ew one time i had such a heavy period that i had to change my tampon every 10 minutes
and there was tons of blood clots
it looked like the cover of Strawberry Jam (the animal collective album)
i think it was probably a miscarriage

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

I'm all about woman having the right to choose, but I am against abortion. That's why I have two kids I guess.

"The- the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails allegedly."

i agree, i'm all pro-choice but i would never have an abortion myself.

EMMAh · 08.27.2008, 03:43 PM

Apparently you get a brown discharge too when you have a miscarriage?

I'm not against abortion at all, if I ever get pregnant I'll have one in a heart beat (I know my mom would support that too)

All the teachers at my school try to get more people to consider abortions, because they see a lot of girls who get pregnant dropping out of school and never coming back. A high school diploma can help you out a lot.

Funny fact:

My mom had three miscarriages before my brother, and one in between him and me.

If any of those pregnancies worked out, I wouldn't be here.

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 03:47 PM

i don't remember if it was brown or not but i was like 16 so i guess it was a good thing if there was a baby expelled. not that i was going to school anyway.

!@#$%! · 08.27.2008, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Girls- What can we talk about that will make the guys uncomfortable and not want to comment on anymore?!

Hmmmmm... Do you Douche regulalry?

ha ha haaaaaaa

come on, that is not scary

make a good douche with apple cider vinegar, or with diluted yogurt, but DO NOT use the chemical crap DO NOT. it will make yr pussy shrivel up & die.

Rob Instigator · 08.27.2008, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Apparently douching isn't good for you.

over-douching is really the problem. it dries out the vaginal walls and the cervix, which are all mucus membranes. imagine rinsing your sinuses with vinegar,

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 03:52 PM

women should not have to douche, the vagina has it's own cleaning mechanisms. that shit is archaic.

!@#$%! · 08.27.2008, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

women should not have to douche, the vagina has it's own cleaning mechanisms. that shit is archaic.

AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET STUFFED WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES A DOUCHE COMES HANDY

OK I GOTTA GO

PORKY DONT CRY!!

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET STUFFED WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES A DOUCHE COMES HANDY

not gonna happen

EMMAh · 08.27.2008, 04:00 PM

Yeah, how does something like that happen accidentally?

Kegmama · 08.27.2008, 04:26 PM

Strawberries in your slot is no kind of accident. Food is meant to be eaten/consumed. I have never understood why you would want to insert food into other orifices. They make actual toys for that kind of thing.

mangajunky · 08.27.2008, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

AFTER YOU ACCIDENTALLY GET STUFFED WITH FROZEN STRAWBERRIES A DOUCHE COMES HANDY

Strawberries ain't Kosher no more:

http://www.northjersey.com/news/nort...awberries.html

touch me i'm sick · 08.27.2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Friggg, that must be terrible. The only time I've puked from pain is when my kidney stones were really bad.

i just got back from india, and the worst timing led me to discover i had two kidney stones. i was more amused than worried, usually that doesn't happen to younger people. but yeah those motherfuckers hurt like a bitch. i have yet to pass them. yeeesh

08.27.2008, 03:29 PM	#221
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	You can keep your bathroom shower cubicle sparkling clean longer by washing the whole shower stall, then waxing with car wax (not turtle wax as this is green, be sure to get clear wax). This keeps the dirt and grime from sticking.
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08.27.2008, 03:35 PM	#226
Pookie invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 9,877	There. I kicked some life into this dying thread. Come on girls, you're on your own now.
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08.27.2008, 03:37 PM	#227
Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	I'm all about woman having the right to choose, but I am against abortion. That's why I have two kids I guess. "The- the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails allegedly." __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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08.27.2008, 03:43 PM	#230
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Apparently you get a brown discharge too when you have a miscarriage? I'm not against abortion at all, if I ever get pregnant I'll have one in a heart beat (I know my mom would support that too) All the teachers at my school try to get more people to consider abortions, because they see a lot of girls who get pregnant dropping out of school and never coming back. A high school diploma can help you out a lot. Funny fact: My mom had three miscarriages before my brother, and one in between him and me. If any of those pregnancies worked out, I wouldn't be here. __________________
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08.27.2008, 03:47 PM	#231
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i don't remember if it was brown or not but i was like 16 so i guess it was a good thing if there was a baby expelled. not that i was going to school anyway. __________________ RETIRED
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08.27.2008, 03:52 PM	#234
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	women should not have to douche, the vagina has it's own cleaning mechanisms. that shit is archaic. __________________ RETIRED
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08.27.2008, 04:00 PM	#237
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Yeah, how does something like that happen accidentally? __________________
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08.27.2008, 04:26 PM	#238
Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	Strawberries in your slot is no kind of accident. Food is meant to be eaten/consumed. I have never understood why you would want to insert food into other orifices. They make actual toys for that kind of thing. __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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