[Cantankerous]

he would look reeeeallly good in any way shape or form

[Savage Clone]

He's still a fine hunk of man-meat, believe you me.


For a skinny guy.

[Cantankerous]

he sure is

he is just too pretty. he looks like he would snap in half if he actually gave me a piggyback.

[alyasa]

I wonder what is the significance of toilet & bowels' avatar...

[Iain]

Originally Posted by Diesel

yaa matey i'm 125 pounds i think....maybe the new sacles need adjusting

Eh? That's fuck all you skinny bastard!

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by truncated

T&B is too pretty to fuck. He'd give me a complex, and I'd be afraid of mussing his hair.

that's a very dissapointing compliment, what kind of complex would i give you?

[porkmarras]

The pictures of the model that Le Toilette posted are not real.That's his little kid who he forced to prostitution in order to pay for the gas bills.In real life Le Toilette is a 60 year old man from Turnbridge Wells who writes letters of complaint to the Sun about the state of the immigration laws in Britain.Trust me.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

The pictures of the model that Le Toilette posted are not real.That's his little kid who he forced to prostitution in order to pay for the gas bills.In real life Le Toilette is a 60 year old man from Turnbridge Wells who writes letters of complaint to the Sun about the state of the immigration laws in Britain.Trust me.

i can't tell if you're trying to put people off me, or make me more appealing to truncated...

[porkmarras]

I should present blind date for the visually impared.It could cause some interesting matches.Truncated is yours.Truncated is on fire.

[Toilet & Bowels]

nah she doesn't want me. i have to make do with cantankerous, and she's a junkie. that stuff is supposed to ruin your sex drive.

[porkmarras]

Have both then.

[truncated]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

that's a very dissapointing compliment, what kind of complex would i give you?

I'm not sure I could deal with someone prettier than me. And it's simply wrong that your wardrobe is better coordinated than mine.

However...

Originally Posted by porkmarras

The pictures of the model that Le Toilette posted are not real.That's his little kid who he forced to prostitution in order to pay for the gas bills.In real life Le Toilette is a 60 year old man from Turnbridge Wells who writes letters of complaint to the Sun about the state of the immigration laws in Britain.Trust me.

If that's the case, I'd be down with it. Pimping is quite lucrative, and I bet you're damn skilled when you take out those dentures.

[Savage Clone]

Originally Posted by truncated

I'm not sure I could deal with someone prettier than me. And it's simply wrong that your wardrobe is better coordinated than mine.

I don't think they let him keep the clothes.

He's a total slob.

[Toilet & Bowels]

Originally Posted by truncated

And it's simply wrong that your wardrobe is better coordinated than mine.

i hate to shatter the illusion of modeling, but those aren't my clothes in those pictures, they were chosen by a stylist, they also did my hair and put make up on me, set up the lighting so as to make it very favourable and then got a talented and experienced profesional photographer to take my photo.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i hate to shatter the illusion of modeling, but those aren't my clothes in those pictures, they were chosen by a stylist, they also did my hair and put make up on me, set up the lighting so as to make it very favourable and then got a talented and experienced profesional photographer to take my photo.

And i should know that as i've dumped bags of clothes on your doorstep many a time.

[porkmarras]

Let's put a penny each to buy Le Toilette a new pair of shoes.You know that you want to.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i do need new shoes actually. and i accept paypal. don't send cash through the post, the postmen in my area are a bit dodgy.

[truncated]

I'm still waiting for my pack of cigarettes.

[Toilet & Bowels]

i'm still waiting for the pictures. what brand do you smoke anyway?

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i do need new shoes actually. and i accept paypal. don't send cash through the post, the postmen in my area are a bit dodgy.

Why do you not nick a pair from some charity shop?Daltson,head to Daltson and admire shops that sell cheap shoes next to a pint of milk.Where else on earth?Some of the best window displays known to man there.