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phoenix · 03.17.2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

the lesbians know what yr looking for.

static-harmony · 03.17.2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

aren't you a guy

I'm anything baby.

phoenix · 03.17.2010, 09:20 PM

depending on who is asking?

EVOLghost · 03.17.2010, 09:52 PM

While driving back from Ft. Wayne Indiana.....I saw some fall from the sky. It was dark so I saw like a white light falling and it went out before it reached the ground....

phoenix · 03.17.2010, 10:09 PM

some.. Lesbians? What?

static-harmony · 03.17.2010, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

depending on who is asking?

You got it.

chrome noise tape · 03.18.2010, 05:57 AM

phoenix · 03.18.2010, 06:47 AM

sounds tasty!

floatingslowly · 03.18.2010, 06:01 PM

it's senior night at IHOP.

there is a blizard coming and the wife is passed out on drugs, so it's pancake tiem

EVOLghost · 03.18.2010, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

it's senior night at IHOP.

there is a blizard coming and the wife is passed out on drugs, so it's pancake tiem

you shoudl build up an appetite...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.18.2010, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

awkward facebook chat small talk is the most awkward of all the many varieties of awkward small talk

"but its classical anyways, how cool are you I remember..."

I got rolled by the 1-times as I was walking up walkway to my house. The pig thought I was trying to juke him in my culdesac, it was all a coincidental misunderstand, however he straight gaffled me up..

said "put your hands behind your back, lean on my car" (I swear this was literally the first words out of is mouth) I replied, "sure, no problem, but can I ask what this is all about?"

as he searched me, said "your not being arrested (as he put me in hand cuffs and through me in the cage of his car)" to which I replied "ok but what is this all about" he said, "you're wearing a jacket, its hot outside"

motherfucker it was 4:30 in the afternoon and it was rather breezy, so I told him from the cage, "excuse me sir, this is a windbreaker, its windy."

I had nothing on me, no warrants, he let me out, no harm no foul, aside form being harrassed and humiliated as usual, however it could always be worse, what is to stop these motherfuckers from making me dissappear, they got the Apostle James brother of John, who I am?

phoenix · 03.19.2010, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

awkward facebook chat small talk is the most awkward of all the many varieties of awkward small talk

really? I just ignore it, so I don't find it awkward. It's just bings on a computer screen, and I browse with sound off. IRL smll talk is worse for me, I want to walk away but feel bad for it.

phoenix · 03.19.2010, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

"but its classical anyways, how cool are you I remember..."

I got rolled by the 1-times as I was walking up walkway to my house. The pig thought I was trying to juke him in my culdesac, it was all a coincidental misunderstand, however he straight gaffled me up..

said "put your hands behind your back, lean on my car" (I swear this was literally the first words out of is mouth) I replied, "sure, no problem, but can I ask what this is all about?"

as he searched me, said "your not being arrested (as he put me in hand cuffs and through me in the cage of his car)" to which I replied "ok but what is this all about" he said, "you're wearing a jacket, its hot outside"

motherfucker it was 4:30 in the afternoon and it was rather breezy, so I told him from the cage, "excuse me sir, this is a windbreaker, its windy."

I had nothing on me, no warrants, he let me out, no harm no foul, aside form being harrassed and humiliated as usual, however it could always be worse, what is to stop these motherfuckers from making me dissappear, they got the Apostle James brother of John, who I am?

nutso

get out of that town.

Derek · 03.19.2010, 03:59 AM

street life ma brutha

phoenix · 03.19.2010, 09:41 AM

i want a quiet place.

floatingslowly · 03.19.2010, 11:31 AM

right now, the mall is full of high school kids, kansas fans and losers.

I'd never dream of coming here, if my clone didn't have an eye appointment.

let. me. out.

demonrail666 · 03.19.2010, 01:14 PM

i love the smell of american shopping malls. it's unique. one of the nicest smells in the world. seriously.

phoenix · 03.19.2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666

i love the smell of american shopping malls. it's unique. one of the nicest smells in the world. seriously.

Superscent? It likely comes in a spray bottle. I had to use that junk at the movie theatre when i worked there. :/

Keeping It Simple · 03.19.2010, 04:16 PM

Would I be right in thinking that Budweiser is the US equivalent of Foster's? That nobody in the US drinks the beer most associated with their country?

phoenix · 03.19.2010, 06:19 PM

no one drinks fosters because it is shit. Not because of any association.

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EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	While driving back from Ft. Wayne Indiana.....I saw some fall from the sky. It was dark so I saw like a white light falling and it went out before it reached the ground....
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	right now, the mall is full of high school kids, kansas fans and losers. I'd never dream of coming here, if my clone didn't have an eye appointment. let. me. out.
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demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	i love the smell of american shopping malls. it's unique. one of the nicest smells in the world. seriously.
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Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Would I be right in thinking that Budweiser is the US equivalent of Foster's? That nobody in the US drinks the beer most associated with their country?
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03.19.2010, 06:19 PM	#24240
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	no one drinks fosters because it is shit. Not because of any association. __________________ tiny and lost.
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