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MellySingsDoom · 08.27.2008, 05:04 PM

Why is !@#$%! sticking strawbs up his bumhole? They're meant to be ingested orally - did no-one tell you that they're not suppositories?

Glice · 08.27.2008, 05:28 PM

Just as a matter of interest: I've been genuinely astonished in the last year to learn how very common miscarriages are. For good reason, people don't talk about it, but I often wonder if the greeting card market shouldn't highlight this issue.

Glice · 08.27.2008, 05:29 PM

I'd have this picture, I think.

EMMAh · 08.27.2008, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Strawberries in your slot is no kind of accident. Food is meant to be eaten/consumed. I have never understood why you would want to insert food into other orifices. They make actual toys for that kind of thing.

Didn't think so. I would protest the idea until I was killed.

MellySingsDoom · 08.27.2008, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Just as a matter of interest: I've been genuinely astonished in the last year to learn how very common miscarriages are. For good reason, people don't talk about it, but I often wonder if the greeting card market shouldn't highlight this issue.

One of Melly's family had a miscarriage....most sad...

EMMAh · 08.27.2008, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by touch me i'm sick

i just got back from india, and the worst timing led me to discover i had two kidney stones. i was more amused than worried, usually that doesn't happen to younger people. but yeah those motherfuckers hurt like a bitch. i have yet to pass them. yeeesh

Seriously, we're a very lucky, selected bunch haha.

When I was at the hospital about to get mine broken up (which didn't happen by the way) I looked around and saw that the room was filled with old people.

I only have one that's in my right kidney. It's low in there too (which is why I couldn't get it broken up). Not sure how big it is at the moment, I know it's there but it's inactive for the time being haha. The biggest I've seen it was 7mm, but it's all an estimate because they're looking at x-rays. I've passed bit and pieces of it, and thought I was going to fucking die.

!@#$%! · 08.27.2008, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mangajunky

Strawberries ain't Kosher no more:

http://www.northjersey.com/news/nort...awberries.html

NOW you tell me!

Kegmama · 08.27.2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Why is !@#$%! sticking strawbs up his bumhole? They're meant to be ingested orally - did no-one tell you that they're not suppositories?

That's what I'm talking about! (see below)
But, he put strawberries in her, the banana was used for his bumhole.

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Strawberries in your slot is no kind of accident. Food is meant to be eaten/consumed. I have never understood why you would want to insert food into other orifices. They make actual toys for that kind of thing.

!@#$%! · 08.27.2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

Strawberries in your slot is no kind of accident. Food is meant to be eaten/consumed. I have never understood why you would want to insert food into other orifices. They make actual toys for that kind of thing.

i was young and inexperienced! the devil made me do it!

ice cubes work better anyway

Cantankerous · 08.27.2008, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i was young and inexperienced! the devil made me do it!

ice cubes work better anyway

have you ever noticed that it's always "the devil MADE ME do it" but when jesus is involved it's "jesus TOLD ME to do it"

Kegmama · 08.27.2008, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I've been genuinely astonished in the last year to learn how very common miscarriages are. For good reason, people don't talk about it, but I often wonder if the greeting card market shouldn't highlight this issue.

Miscarriages are surprisingly common occurrences. Up to 25% of women will experience at least one miscarriage during their childbearing years. Some women will experience more than one miscarriage in their lifetime. Up to 50% of pregnancies are actually thought to end in miscarriage, however, many of these pregnancy losses occur before the woman even knows she is pregnant.

I've had one, it was horrible and traumatic. A card from hallmark may have been just the thing to make me feel better though! Bastard.

!@#$%! · 08.27.2008, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

have you ever noticed that it's always "the devil MADE ME do it" but when jesus is involved it's "jesus TOLD ME to do it"

great observation there

actions > words

EMMAh · 08.27.2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

have you ever noticed that it's always "the devil MADE ME do it" but when jesus is involved it's "jesus TOLD ME to do it"

Nice.

Kegmama · 08.28.2008, 12:48 PM

Fashion Tip: A fuller-cut skirt that flares away from the body can help balance a larger chest.

Do any of your girls (besides Girlgun) wear skirts/dresses?

davenotdead · 08.28.2008, 12:55 PM

i have a schoolgirl skirt.

and i'm not joking

Kegmama · 08.28.2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i have a schoolgirl skirt.

and i'm not joking

I have a couple of those schoolgirl skirts too. I wear them with my dirty boots and sometimes thigh-high stockings. Love that look.

I believe you, freak.

davenotdead · 08.28.2008, 01:03 PM

it was actually really awkward because a friend gave them to me, after she graduated HS and didn't need it anymore... its just that my family from out of town was visiting that night... and they made me wear it the rest of the night... that was awkward but kind of awesome

Kegmama · 08.28.2008, 01:04 PM

pics or it didn't happen.

acousticrock87 · 08.28.2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

and they made me wear it the rest of the night...

Haha I'm not even gonna ask.

davenotdead · 08.28.2008, 01:06 PM

there aren't pics i dont think...

but if you mean just me and the skirt, then i can make that happen soon enough... maybe i'll do a series or something

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Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	Fashion Tip: A fuller-cut skirt that flares away from the body can help balance a larger chest. Do any of your girls (besides Girlgun) wear skirts/dresses? __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i have a schoolgirl skirt. and i'm not joking __________________
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	it was actually really awkward because a friend gave them to me, after she graduated HS and didn't need it anymore... its just that my family from out of town was visiting that night... and they made me wear it the rest of the night... that was awkward but kind of awesome __________________
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Kegmama empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: So. Cal Posts: 0	pics or it didn't happen. __________________ "Go forth.. GO FORTH & THRASH!"
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davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	there aren't pics i dont think... but if you mean just me and the skirt, then i can make that happen soon enough... maybe i'll do a series or something __________________
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