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Old 03.08.2007, 09:09 AM   #241
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dear pookie,
been meaning to ask you -dont think i have..-if i should do smth with a friend of mine who has as only pleasure in life to give and recieve pleasure to modellookalike women. he has no other interests in life. has he found the meaning of life, so i shouldnt bother but just be happy for him? recently tho, he has himself a girlfriend and seems to ease on the issue.

a good friend, nef.

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Old 03.08.2007, 09:11 AM   #242
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Dear Pookie,

How do you find virgins in Basingstoke?

Yours inquisitively,
Mavis

Very accommodating thank you.

(Now all you have to do is change your original post and the joke'll work).
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Old 03.08.2007, 08:00 PM   #243
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dear mr. pookie,

when will we stop to entertain ourselfs with this board during our work/study time?

Is that: "when will we stop [studying/working] to entertain ourselves with this board, during our work/study time?"

Or: "when will we stop to entertain ourselves with this board. During work/study time?"

The answer to the first would be: at a convenient break in your work/study time, ensuring you don't leave any heavy machinery/teachers unattended and in a position to potentially pose a health & safety risk.

To the latter: yes.
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Old 03.08.2007, 08:27 PM   #244
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dear spookie:

how many wives are too many wives?

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Old 03.08.2007, 08:29 PM   #245
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dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet.

sincerely,

ed smith
trenton, new jersey.
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Old 03.08.2007, 08:34 PM   #246
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dear spookie,

why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places?

manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe
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Old 03.09.2007, 12:50 AM   #247
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Dear Pookie,

What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus?
Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions?

Sincerly,

Paganist Ted.
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Old 03.10.2007, 09:34 AM   #248
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dear spookie:

how many wives are too many wives?

reginald
saint jerome, utah (via telegraph)

Some have argued that bigamy is having one wife too many, and monogamy is the same.

I would just advise you, when considering bigamy, to remember that in this instance two rites do make a wrong.
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Old 03.10.2007, 09:35 AM   #249
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dear spookie:

i'm feeling a little insecure, i think my girlfriend is upset with me about something; ever since i've strangled here after i forced her to intercourse, she has been awfully quiet.

sincerely,

ed smith
trenton, new jersey.

Uh huh. Is there a question or are you just boasting?
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Old 03.10.2007, 09:38 AM   #250
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dear spookie,

why can't i find ready to drink cheetos? am i searching in the wrong places?

manuel "fattest man in the world" uribe

You drink Cheetos?

Chester Cheetah says, "Mmmm, they're yummy in your tummy".



 
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Old 03.10.2007, 09:46 AM   #251
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Dear Pookie,

What kind of flowers should I burn for my pagan ritual to Zeus?
Lilacs, Roses, or Dandenlions?

Sincerly,

Paganist Ted.

Love thou the rose, yet leave it on its stem.

Admire the lilacs, but in peace leave them.
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Old 03.10.2007, 09:56 AM   #252
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Dear Pookie,

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect; why practice?

Sincerely,
Mary 'practically perfect in every way' Poppins

Dear Mary,

It is reasonable to have perfection in our eye, that we may always advance towards it, though we know it can never be reached.

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Old 03.21.2007, 06:00 PM   #253
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Dear Pookie,

Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name?

Sincerly,
C---------
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Old 03.22.2007, 07:03 AM   #254
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Dear Pookie,

Why do I have to be third in my speech class? Is it because of my last name?

Sincerly,
C---------

Hello C---------,

Your question is vague and so I had to consult your speech class tutor. He says there are only two people in the class, so can't you get the hint?

Hope that helps,

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Old 03.22.2007, 07:56 AM   #255
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what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour
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Old 03.22.2007, 08:46 AM   #256
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what would be the best job for me after i graduate? i'm looking for a job that doesn't require too much resposibility, isn't mind numbing, and pays about £8 or £9/hour

Wow, you're really cheap!

I'm going to suggest you ask sonicl. He's on here all the time (obviously holds a position of little or no responsibility), when the job gets too mind numbing he just posts here, and he can afford a three bedroom house in Surrey.

Regards,

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Old 03.22.2007, 12:50 PM   #257
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Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.
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Old 03.22.2007, 12:55 PM   #258
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dear pookie,

married women say they love me but dont do anything about it. how can i cope with this terrible burdon?

russel crowe, here there and everywhere.
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Old 03.22.2007, 06:25 PM   #259
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Old 03.22.2007, 06:51 PM   #260
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Dear Pookie,

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Sincerely,
Ms. Always Right

This brings to mind a story my old Irish aunt told me...

EDIT: Kate told me to say the answer is 'yes'.

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Pookie im feeling like shit. i need a new amp, but they're all either crap and expensive or vintage and imposiblle to find.

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