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SONIC GAIL · 03.24.2011, 08:05 AM

Yes the beach!!!!!! I'm goin on Saturday to get my florida tan on

SONIC GAIL · 03.24.2011, 01:55 PM

I am bored and want to go home. Tired of waiting for the show tonight. I'm not allowed to get "drunk". Guess I'll have to put some jack in my boot.

Inhuman · 03.24.2011, 01:57 PM

Or store the jack in your stomach & liver before the show and if you have any leftover, put that in yr boot.

SONIC GAIL · 03.24.2011, 02:21 PM

That could be a bit messy, but I am going to chug a loco before hand

Derek · 03.24.2011, 04:31 PM

Cruising around in the sun listening to Wu-Tang with my budz was awesome.
Thank the lord for potentially life-threatening gas leaks in our public schools.

SONIC GAIL · 03.24.2011, 04:48 PM

Helz yeah

Pelle · 03.24.2011, 05:00 PM

I ate pizza today.

StevOK · 03.25.2011, 07:57 AM

awsxdrfvgyhnjik

Pookie · 03.25.2011, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek

Cruising around in the sun listening to Wu-Tang with my budz was awesome.
Thank the lord for potentially life-threatening gas leaks in our public schools.

"Cruising" listening to Wu-Tang with your "budz". Strange, I always pictured you as a pasty-faced spotty white Scotch boy. My mistake.

Derek · 03.25.2011, 10:18 AM

I'm not that spotty, sorry.

EVOLghost · 03.25.2011, 11:08 PM

I am a pizza.

StevOK · 03.26.2011, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost

I am a pizza.

atsonicpark · 03.26.2011, 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek

I'm not that spotty, sorry.

YOU'RE KINDA CUTE

ASIDE FROM DA ACNE

atsonicpark · 03.26.2011, 02:30 AM

weird spam email i just got

FROM: Cawk Suk
SUBJECT: FW: RE: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME CUZ I LUV TO SUK CAWK

I lived with a girl i didn't really like for years. i refused to have sex w/her but i did have needs so i started trolling the internet for porn. i would look at all kinds of stuff, but the thing that turned me on most was facials. i loved to see girls with cum all over their faces. it started there, but then i got into a habit of looking at pics of guys' c*cks. pretty soon i was jerking off to dick every day. i went to an adult video store and some guy was following me. i went into a booth and didn't lock the door. i had my pants down and was jerking off when the guy threw the door open. i stood there with my d*** in my hand and kept jerking while he watched. i came all over everything. he wanted to cum too, but i didn't stick around. i zipped up and left. the more i look at c*ck on the internet the more i wished i sucked him off and let him cum all over me before i went home. my (ex) "roommate" found out about the gay porn and told everyone that i'm secretly gay. the idea that people know i jerk off to c*ck turns me on even more. now i want to go to the adult video store and suck dick. i want someone i know to catch me with a c*ck in my mouth and tell everyone. i want someone (preferably a girl) i know to catch me with a face full of cum and i want her to tell everyone so that everyone will know that i secretly suck dick and eat cum. the thought of being so humiliated makes me want to jerk off even more. what's wrong with me? am i really gay? is it wrong that i eat my own cum? should i get help or should i just tell everyone that i'm gay and i love to eat cum

...

YEAH MAN those storys really gt me goin i am also a huge lover of cum,i am strait but i think about sucking cock and having cum all over my face.i have sucked cock once wen me and my m8 were drunk.i sucked on his hard cock till he cum but he pulled out just as he was about to cum because he assumed i wouldnt want the cum in my mouth and it went all over my face but i quickly wrapped my lips around it again to feel him squirt in my mouth,i then sucked him for about anouther 10 minuets till he told me to stop cus he felt dirty.he then fell to sleep with his trousers down and his cock out and while he was asleep i was kissing and licking his cock,i dont know why but i got really turned on by kissing his dick like i was worshiping it.i havent had the oppertunity to have cock again so i just have to wank myself lie on my back and shoot my cum in my face

Pelle · 03.26.2011, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StevOK

awsxdrfvgyhnjik

That is very relevant though...

Derek · 03.26.2011, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

YOU'RE KINDA CUTE

ASIDE FROM DA ACNE

hahahaha

EVOLghost · 03.27.2011, 09:00 AM

kk....'cid last night. Barely slept. I feel great.

Derek. Try some acid instead.

Derek · 03.27.2011, 11:18 AM

Tried weed again last night, way more than I took last time. Nope, didn't work.

nicfit · 03.27.2011, 12:01 PM

nicfit · 03.27.2011, 12:58 PM

it's always me.

03.24.2011, 08:05 AM	#26161
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	Yes the beach!!!!!! I'm goin on Saturday to get my florida tan on __________________
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03.24.2011, 01:55 PM	#26162
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	I am bored and want to go home. Tired of waiting for the show tonight. I'm not allowed to get "drunk". Guess I'll have to put some jack in my boot. __________________
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03.24.2011, 01:57 PM	#26163
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Or store the jack in your stomach & liver before the show and if you have any leftover, put that in yr boot.
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03.24.2011, 02:21 PM	#26164
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	That could be a bit messy, but I am going to chug a loco before hand __________________
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03.24.2011, 04:31 PM	#26165
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Cruising around in the sun listening to Wu-Tang with my budz was awesome. Thank the lord for potentially life-threatening gas leaks in our public schools.
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03.24.2011, 04:48 PM	#26166
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	Helz yeah __________________
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03.24.2011, 05:00 PM	#26167
Pelle expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Sweden Posts: 1,725	I ate pizza today.
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03.25.2011, 07:57 AM	#26168
StevOK expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Henrietta, TX Posts: 2,412	awsxdrfvgyhnjik __________________ Follow me! Soundcloud Tumblr Facebook
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03.25.2011, 10:18 AM	#26170
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	I'm not that spotty, sorry.
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03.25.2011, 11:08 PM	#26171
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I am a pizza.
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03.26.2011, 02:30 AM	#26174
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	weird spam email i just got FROM: Cawk Suk SUBJECT: FW: RE: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME CUZ I LUV TO SUK CAWK I lived with a girl i didn't really like for years. i refused to have sex w/her but i did have needs so i started trolling the internet for porn. i would look at all kinds of stuff, but the thing that turned me on most was facials. i loved to see girls with cum all over their faces. it started there, but then i got into a habit of looking at pics of guys' ccks. pretty soon i was jerking off to dick every day. i went to an adult video store and some guy was following me. i went into a booth and didn't lock the door. i had my pants down and was jerking off when the guy threw the door open. i stood there with my d** in my hand and kept jerking while he watched. i came all over everything. he wanted to cum too, but i didn't stick around. i zipped up and left. the more i look at cck on the internet the more i wished i sucked him off and let him cum all over me before i went home. my (ex) "roommate" found out about the gay porn and told everyone that i'm secretly gay. the idea that people know i jerk off to cck turns me on even more. now i want to go to the adult video store and suck dick. i want someone i know to catch me with a c*ck in my mouth and tell everyone. i want someone (preferably a girl) i know to catch me with a face full of cum and i want her to tell everyone so that everyone will know that i secretly suck dick and eat cum. the thought of being so humiliated makes me want to jerk off even more. what's wrong with me? am i really gay? is it wrong that i eat my own cum? should i get help or should i just tell everyone that i'm gay and i love to eat cum ... YEAH MAN those storys really gt me goin i am also a huge lover of cum,i am strait but i think about sucking cock and having cum all over my face.i have sucked cock once wen me and my m8 were drunk.i sucked on his hard cock till he cum but he pulled out just as he was about to cum because he assumed i wouldnt want the cum in my mouth and it went all over my face but i quickly wrapped my lips around it again to feel him squirt in my mouth,i then sucked him for about anouther 10 minuets till he told me to stop cus he felt dirty.he then fell to sleep with his trousers down and his cock out and while he was asleep i was kissing and licking his cock,i dont know why but i got really turned on by kissing his dick like i was worshiping it.i havent had the oppertunity to have cock again so i just have to wank myself lie on my back and shoot my cum in my face __________________
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03.27.2011, 09:00 AM	#26177
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	kk....'cid last night. Barely slept. I feel great. Derek. Try some acid instead.
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03.27.2011, 11:18 AM	#26178
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Tried weed again last night, way more than I took last time. Nope, didn't work.
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03.27.2011, 12:01 PM	#26179
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	hey. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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03.27.2011, 12:58 PM	#26180
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	it's always me. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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