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!@#$%! · 06.30.2009, 05:44 AM

eh, i've dealt with rags galore. buckets of them.

in fact... ha ha ha never mind

cramps suck eh? im fucking lucky to be a dude

try massaging your achilles tendon, i swear it works. look for the painful spot & work on them. usually it will concentrate on one side over the other.

this is no cure-all and won't give you a hysterectomy, but it helps

Satan · 06.30.2009, 05:45 AM

thank you, i'll try that before i break down and get into my pill stash

!@#$%! · 06.30.2009, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by swa(y)

&%^$, would you massage my achilles tendon? im not feeling to good. i could really use a nice achilles tendon massage.

no, but i could shove my toe in your anus-- with sufficient force, and enough aim, and some boots for sure, i think i could make it work.

!@#$%! · 06.30.2009, 05:54 AM

ha ha, eh, i yam what i yam

Satan · 06.30.2009, 05:55 AM

holy shit i think it worked

thanks a million!!!

i'm gonna go jam now

!@#$%! · 06.30.2009, 06:01 AM

it doesn't last forever. so make the goyfriend earn his perks.

06.30.2009, 07:30 AM

Cantanky IS this thread.

jennthebenn · 06.30.2009, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Nefeli

does she have a snoopy house thing where you put coins for saving? )

Yes I do.

the ikara cult · 06.30.2009, 01:55 PM

Is Satan the former Cantankerous?

Rob Instigator · 06.30.2009, 02:14 PM

the pain of menstrual cramps and your uterus sloughing off it's inner layer of flesh is proof for some people that god punishes women for the transgressions of eve
and it is also evidence AGAINST an Intelligent Designer, for it is not so intelligently designed.

davenotdead · 06.30.2009, 03:26 PM

how is it not intelligently designed? what if period blood came streaming out of their noses? or their eyes? nose tampons would be pretty obvious

Satan · 06.30.2009, 04:49 PM

how about if it didn't come out at all?
that would be pretty fucking awesome.

ploesj · 06.30.2009, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

how is it not intelligently designed? what if period blood came streaming out of their noses? or their eyes? nose tampons would be pretty obvious

it would probably as normal as a cold or something if it was that obvious, and not coming out of an organ associated with (ew!) sex

Rob Instigator · 06.30.2009, 04:52 PM

an intelligent designer would also not have placed it all so close to the anus, you know. infection and disease baby.

but we are all descended from the primates baby

ploesj · 06.30.2009, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

an intelligent designer would also not have placed it all so close to the anus, you know. infection and disease baby.

but we are all descended from the primates baby

a slightly different placement might also end a lot of confusion for inexperienced young boys who don't get to see porn for some reason.

davenotdead · 06.30.2009, 05:05 PM

i got it. the navel would have been perfect. right?

ploesj · 06.30.2009, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

i got it. the navel would have been perfect. right?

yep, and short tops would reach a whole nex level of 'sexy'

i want to wash my imagination with soap now.

07.01.2009, 01:18 PM

messing around

07.01.2009, 06:29 PM

^^^
hahaha
great pics

Anngella · 07.01.2009, 09:37 PM

I think I actually look decent for once so here

06.30.2009, 05:44 AM	#26321
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	eh, i've dealt with rags galore. buckets of them. in fact... ha ha ha never mind cramps suck eh? im fucking lucky to be a dude try massaging your achilles tendon, i swear it works. look for the painful spot & work on them. usually it will concentrate on one side over the other. this is no cure-all and won't give you a hysterectomy, but it helps
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06.30.2009, 05:45 AM	#26322
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	thank you, i'll try that before i break down and get into my pill stash __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.30.2009, 05:54 AM	#26324
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	ha ha, eh, i yam what i yam
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06.30.2009, 05:55 AM	#26325
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	holy shit i think it worked thanks a million!!! i'm gonna go jam now __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.30.2009, 06:01 AM	#26326
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	it doesn't last forever. so make the goyfriend earn his perks.
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06.30.2009, 07:30 AM	#26327
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Cantanky IS this thread.
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06.30.2009, 01:55 PM	#26329
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	Is Satan the former Cantankerous? __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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06.30.2009, 02:14 PM	#26330
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	the pain of menstrual cramps and your uterus sloughing off it's inner layer of flesh is proof for some people that god punishes women for the transgressions of eve and it is also evidence AGAINST an Intelligent Designer, for it is not so intelligently designed. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.30.2009, 03:26 PM	#26331
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	how is it not intelligently designed? what if period blood came streaming out of their noses? or their eyes? nose tampons would be pretty obvious __________________
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06.30.2009, 04:49 PM	#26332
Satan invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: noo yawk Posts: 6,331	how about if it didn't come out at all? that would be pretty fucking awesome. __________________ "I love meth." - batreleaser
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06.30.2009, 04:52 PM	#26334
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,991	an intelligent designer would also not have placed it all so close to the anus, you know. infection and disease baby. but we are all descended from the primates baby __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.30.2009, 05:05 PM	#26336
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i got it. the navel would have been perfect. right? __________________
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07.01.2009, 01:18 PM	#26338
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	messing around
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07.01.2009, 06:29 PM	#26339
al shabbray Posts: n/a	^^^ hahaha great pics
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07.01.2009, 09:37 PM	#26340
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I think I actually look decent for once so here __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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