[Derek]

Originally Posted by Pelle

Working sucks..the only good thing is the cash..

uhh

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

Finally! I can breathe again!

[krastian]

This is always where I come to nerd out.

[EVOLghost]

Fuckin' yeah. Saw mother fucking blonde redhead last night. It was a crazy awessome show. They played in particular.......uhhh I think I drank too much. and that's it.

[EVOLghost]

I also don't think I've ever danced so much at a concert.....nor hassled as much as I did there.....I seriously thought, before the last song, that this guy was going to start shit with me....but he didn't....

[EVOLghost]

I also don't think I've ever danced so much at a concert.....nor hassled as much as I did there.....I seriously thought, before the last song, that this guy was going to start shit with me....but he didn't....

[gast30]

he would end like your cool avatar lol

[EVOLghost]

Exactly!

[gast30]

the doors played saturday on the blues festival peer
didn't know that they where coming

i have no car and couldn't go

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

My wife and I share a FB......one of our friends posted this in their profile:

WELCOME TO FACEBOOK, the place where RELATIONSHIPS are perfect, LIARS believe they are telling the truth, & the WORLD shows off they are living a great life; where your ENEMIES are the ones that visit your profile the most, your FRIENDS & FAMILY block you; and even though you write what you are really thinking, someone takes it the wrong way

hmmmm that's more like SYG. Except your friends and family aren't even on it.

[Murmer99]

I'll skull-fuck you to death...

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

I'm hurt. I'm lost. I'm posting on a forum.

Cool life Joe.

[EVOLghost]

Cool. yo.


Finally got my internet back.

[Pelle]

Over here it is the 25th, which means that it's THURSTONS BIRTHDAY!!!

Congratz and cheers !!!

[SONIC GAIL]

It's not dead yet? Damn!!!!

[jon boy]

 

[SONIC GAIL]

I could NEVER forget you! Peace be with you

[chicka]

here some thoughts worth passing on


WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.

THEN EVERY YEAR THEREAFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hell holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France ...

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors: Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment.
I will have a couple thousand extra tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to
put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska -which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, 'darn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America .

It is time to eliminate homelessness
in America
To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America ...
Thank you and good night.'

If you can read this in English,
thank a soldier.

[nicfit]

 

[stu666]

Originally Posted by halfeatencake

can someone force stu to ask me on a date?

if i could get tickets for the Jeff Mangum ATP then that could be our first date!

i need to get a job quick!