Post a Picture of Yourself - Page 135

porkmarras · 07.22.2006, 04:59 PM

Momma is gonna love you wichever size your arsehole has become.

Danny Himself · 07.22.2006, 04:59 PM

porkmarras · 07.22.2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

actually, i did. that picture is 2 years old.

wallah! white!

they are called braces, its for people who have fucked up teeth. it like straightens them or some shit.

only if you let me kick you in the ovaries <3

none taken
i knew you guys would have a field day with it
i dont get butthurt over things people say on the internet

now that you mention it...

Can't express ourselves with words,eh?

afterthefact · 07.22.2006, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Momma is gonna love you wichever size your arsehole has become.

hey, she wouldn't let me take the record palyer with me when I moved out anyways, so I owe it to her

hahahaa

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.22.2006, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Can't express ourselves with words,eh?

yeppp
when im drunk i make fucked up faces
the whole process of getting a picture taken is awkward to me
having to wait for the person to take the picture
holding a "pose" for 3-4 seconds
smiling

uf...
id rather just be like
whatev
*weird face*

afterthefact · 07.22.2006, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

yeppp
when im drunk i make fucked up faces
the whole process of getting a picture taken is awkward to me
having to wait for the person to take the picture
holding a "pose" for 3-4 seconds
smiling

uf...
id rather just be like
whatev
*weird face*

yeah, the longer you have to hold an already fake smile, the harder it gets...

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.22.2006, 05:10 PM

yep

off topic...
man, i need to get a haircut
my girl kinda fucked it up last night
we were drunk and we cut each others hair
bad idea.

acousticrock87 · 07.22.2006, 05:11 PM

Hahaha. Nice.

afterthefact · 07.22.2006, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

yep

off topic...
man, i need to get a haircut
my girl kinda fucked it up last night
we were drunk and we cut each others hair
bad idea.

yeah, in a drunken stuper the other night I let my roommate try and cut my hair and try to give me a mohawk

fortunately, I can work it so it doesn't look to bad, but still, it sucked

porkmarras · 07.22.2006, 05:17 PM

Me and an ex once got pissed on 10 cans of Stella and we decided to dye each other's hair at 3am.He bleached me blonde and when it came to do his i almost run out of bleach so his hair came out in a tiger skin style.On top of that he also asked me to cut it in a mohican style but because of the booze i got it so wrong he ended up with a single spike in the middle of his cranium.He dumped me no long after that.

porkmarras · 07.22.2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

yeah, in a drunken stuper the other night I let my roommate try and cut my hair and try to give me a mohawk

fortunately, I can work it so it doesn't look to bad, but still, it sucked

SPOOKY!Our posts came on at the same time!SPOOKY!

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.22.2006, 05:18 PM

its not that extreme
its just really really really uneven

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.22.2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Me and an ex once got pissed on 10 cans of Stella and we decided to dye each other's hair at 3am.He bleached me blonde and when it came to do his i almost run out of bleach so his hair came out in a tiger skin style.On top of that he also asked me to cut it in a mohican style but because of the booze i got it so wrong he ended up with a single spike in the middle of his cranium.He dumped me no long after that.

hahaha
thats hilarious
(not that he dumped you, you know, everything else)

afterthefact · 07.22.2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

SPOOKY!Our posts came on at the same time!SPOOKY!

awww, didn't mean to scare you

afterthefact · 07.22.2006, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Me and an ex once got pissed on 10 cans of Stella and we decided to dye each other's hair at 3am.He bleached me blonde and when it came to do his i almost run out of bleach so his hair came out in a tiger skin style.On top of that he also asked me to cut it in a mohican style but because of the booze i got it so wrong he ended up with a single spike in the middle of his cranium.He dumped me no long after that.

when I was 15 my mom tried to color my hair and I ended up looking like a calico cat.

porkmarras · 07.22.2006, 05:24 PM

Mums who cut their children's hair generally end up ruining their childhood.

afterthefact · 07.22.2006, 05:26 PM

my mom is cool, she was usually good at it, and she would do whatever I asked her to do to it, but that one time, she really fucked it up bad

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 07.22.2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Mums who cut their children's hair generally end up ruining their childhood.

hahahah so true

krastian · 07.22.2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Mums who cut their children's hair generally end up ruining their childhood.

Ha ha ha.....so true.

krastian · 07.22.2006, 05:27 PM

Now THAT was spooky.

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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Me and an ex once got pissed on 10 cans of Stella and we decided to dye each other's hair at 3am.He bleached me blonde and when it came to do his i almost run out of bleach so his hair came out in a tiger skin style.On top of that he also asked me to cut it in a mohican style but because of the booze i got it so wrong he ended up with a single spike in the middle of his cranium.He dumped me no long after that. __________________
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cryptowonderdruginvogue invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the party Posts: 10,281	its not that extreme its just really really really uneven
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afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	my mom is cool, she was usually good at it, and she would do whatever I asked her to do to it, but that one time, she really fucked it up bad __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Now THAT was spooky. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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