[atsonicpark]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

show us on the doll where the bad posts touched you.

"Lol".

Funniest thing floatingslowly's posted.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

Not to say that the music forum on this website isn't full of masturbation, cough*batreleaser*cough, but is posting 5000 facetious remarks a day any better?

YES.

proof:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

show us on the doll where the bad posts touched you.

[floatingslowly]

I'd ask to add you to my buddy list now, but I haven't gave a damn about anything you've said for a very long time now.



yay @ fanclubs!

[edit: while my layzorz are still strong, I'm going to drop the both of y'all a lil' present]

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

"Lol".

Funniest thing floatingslowly's posted.

it's only a variant of the same joke he's done before.





it only works if you haven't seen it 10 times before

[floatingslowly]

except that it's only been once...and over a year ago.

put yr fat search fingers to work Mr. Google!

[!@#$%!]

ps- floaters, you titbags, i didnt mean "YES" as approval to crankbags toilet, i meant YES as an answer to his question "is it better". (yes, the faecitious posts are better).


oh, you and your insecurities.







but anyway, i rubbed some salt in that wound afterwards just out of sadism. and for that i ask forgiveness.

[atsonicpark]

yes

[floatingslowly]

no no no!

I want a war gawddammit.

this namby pamby bullshit gets boring unless somebody's fighting.

you sir, are among only a handful of the worthy. everyone else is too easy.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

no no no!

I want a war gawddammit.

this namby pamby bullshit gets boring unless somebody's fighting.

you sir, are among only a handful of the worthy. everyone else is too easy.

ok. i'm just worried about your i.q. dropping is all.

i mean in recent days you seem to have been

1) offering obvious explanations

2) needing obvious explanations

i'm wondering your cortisol levels are too high.

in any case, i'm here to help

 

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

YES!!!!

I own both of those.

That Snapcase record has one of the best guitar tones I've ever heard. I LOVE that song "Typecast Modulation".

Also, Thursday were great.

that right there is one of my favorite songs ever. it's just incredible and incredibly simple.

i see the captain is back, ahoy!

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i disagree, i geniunely laughed out loud with floslo's doll remark.

but yeah, i see the shuffle button on his iJoke playlist going through a loop.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

but yeah, i see the shuffle button on his iJoke playlist going through a loop.

i blame everyneurotic

[atsonicpark]

Yeah, I had to put the captain back, I've been trying to figure out some of those songs this week on my new guitar. It's, uh, challenging.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

ok. i'm just worried about your i.q. dropping is all.

i mean in recent days you seem to have been

1) offering obvious explanations

2) needing obvious explanations

i'm wondering your cortisol levels are too high.

in any case, i'm here to help

ok, I wasn't going to do it (because there are record company SPIES lurking), but here is my posting formula (that I have ALWAYS used):

• read the post
• restate the obvious (thank you Douglas Adams)
• if above is not possible, deny the obvious
• post the first thing that comes to mind
• delete it
• make it "more stupider"
• make all attempts to keep post under 2 short paragraphs (ie: lines)
• ignore other posters attempt to re-expain obvious
• latch on to key words with distortable meanings
• hijack each and every tl;dr post as soon as possible
• frequent use of " " (studies show it makes people punch their screens)
• always be happy to "help"
• never actually do so
• run everything into the ground (lovingly known as the "let's roll" rule)
• always describe nicfit's beard as "swarthy"
• always describe savage clone as "disgusting"
• use the word fuck. the word is love
• use the word fuck some more
• preview post/clear cache for unknown host sites (bad links make jesus cry)
• submit reply
• ????
• profit

that's about it! good call on the obvious bit (seriously)!

ok. now to lie in wait like a spider for the T&B rep shitstorm. and by lie in wait, I mean, find something nasty that girlgun would never eat for lunch.

[Everyneurotic]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i blame everyneurotic

fuck you.

yeah, i won't even give you a witty or an argumentative response; that's all you get.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

fuck you.

yeah, i won't even give you a witty or an argumentative response; that's all you get.

see? i blame you again. i blame you.

 

[StevOK]

This thread is getting out of hand.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by StevOK

This thread is getting out of hand.

i blame you!!!

[Everyneurotic]

and i got 'the finger'...

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Everyneurotic

and i got 'the finger'...

it's cos i was just blaming him for the first time.

but ok-- i blame him! one more time! with many pointed fingers!

 

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ps- i hope you're happy.

 

[floatingslowly]

ITT: complete disregard for personal accountability.

"NO U"