The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 14

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 08:21 AM

"Drink this potion", said sonicl.

Tokolosh · 08.25.2006, 08:25 AM

She drank it down and in an instant, she became invisible.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 08:28 AM

Cantankerous cried for a moment at the thought that no-one would be able to see her beauty, but then giggled at the thought of being able to pinch peoples' bottoms unnoticed.

Tokolosh · 08.25.2006, 08:42 AM

Within ten minutes of being invisible, she had pickpocketed 40 people and was on her way to London.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 08:47 AM

'You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys,
You've got to pick a pocket or two.'

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 08:48 AM

In London, the late Ron Moody span in his grave.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 08:49 AM

A faint cry of 'urghhhhhhhhhhh' seemed to come from the ground in the cemetary.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 08:54 AM

The necrophiliac who had been trying to dig up the grave gave up his work, disappointed at the thought of unearthing a live person instead of a corpse.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 08:55 AM

He walked off, listening to 'Just so you Know' on his mp3 player, as a finger poked it's way through the earth.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 09:07 AM

Mark E Smith saw the finger poking through the earth, and asked himself, "What-ah the fuck am I doing in London-ah, with the finger of a Victorian thief-ah poking through the ground-ah?"

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 09:25 AM

Then he began humming, 'Zombie Victorian pickpockets, zombie victorian pickpockets-uh, back from the grave in the city-uh' and realised that there was the possibility of a song there.

PAULYBEE2656 · 08.25.2006, 09:28 AM

it started to grow darker and rain fell from a imposing sky

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 09:32 AM

A shadowy figure walked past the cemetery gates, carrying an ironing board.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 09:33 AM

'Muddy zombie victorian pickpockets, muddy zombie victorian pickpockets-uh, back from the grave in the city-uh, leaving dirty footprints on the pavement-uh'

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 09:36 AM

A second shadowy figure passed, carrying a Sainsburys carrier bag.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 09:38 AM

A visit to the reduced section had yielded impressive results; cream cakes, fresh vegetables, a small block of cheese and a pizza all for £1.74.

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 09:41 AM

Toilet and Bowels sure knew how to entertain a lady.

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 09:47 AM

'Oh yes, everything's groovey and someone's gonna score tonight, gonna impress that lady and shes gonna OH HOLY YOIKES A ZOMBIE!'

sonicl · 08.25.2006, 09:48 AM

The zombie walked stiffly towards Toilet & Bowels, its arms outstretched, and asked "Won't you walk with me a while?"

Hip Priest · 08.25.2006, 09:57 AM

A bus went by, splashing water across the pavement.

08.25.2006, 08:21 AM	#261
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Drink this potion", said sonicl.
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08.25.2006, 08:25 AM	#262
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	She drank it down and in an instant, she became invisible. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.25.2006, 08:28 AM	#263
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Cantankerous cried for a moment at the thought that no-one would be able to see her beauty, but then giggled at the thought of being able to pinch peoples' bottoms unnoticed.
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08.25.2006, 08:42 AM	#264
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Within ten minutes of being invisible, she had pickpocketed 40 people and was on her way to London. __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.25.2006, 08:47 AM	#265
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick a pocket or two.' __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 08:48 AM	#266
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	In London, the late Ron Moody span in his grave.
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08.25.2006, 08:49 AM	#267
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	A faint cry of 'urghhhhhhhhhhh' seemed to come from the ground in the cemetary. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 08:54 AM	#268
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The necrophiliac who had been trying to dig up the grave gave up his work, disappointed at the thought of unearthing a live person instead of a corpse.
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08.25.2006, 08:55 AM	#269
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	He walked off, listening to 'Just so you Know' on his mp3 player, as a finger poked it's way through the earth. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 09:07 AM	#270
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Mark E Smith saw the finger poking through the earth, and asked himself, "What-ah the fuck am I doing in London-ah, with the finger of a Victorian thief-ah poking through the ground-ah?"
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08.25.2006, 09:25 AM	#271
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Then he began humming, 'Zombie Victorian pickpockets, zombie victorian pickpockets-uh, back from the grave in the city-uh' and realised that there was the possibility of a song there. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 09:28 AM	#272
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	it started to grow darker and rain fell from a imposing sky __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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08.25.2006, 09:32 AM	#273
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	A shadowy figure walked past the cemetery gates, carrying an ironing board.
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08.25.2006, 09:33 AM	#274
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Muddy zombie victorian pickpockets, muddy zombie victorian pickpockets-uh, back from the grave in the city-uh, leaving dirty footprints on the pavement-uh' __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 09:36 AM	#275
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	A second shadowy figure passed, carrying a Sainsburys carrier bag.
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08.25.2006, 09:38 AM	#276
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	A visit to the reduced section had yielded impressive results; cream cakes, fresh vegetables, a small block of cheese and a pizza all for £1.74. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 09:41 AM	#277
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Toilet and Bowels sure knew how to entertain a lady.
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08.25.2006, 09:47 AM	#278
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Oh yes, everything's groovey and someone's gonna score tonight, gonna impress that lady and shes gonna OH HOLY YOIKES A ZOMBIE!' __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.25.2006, 09:48 AM	#279
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	The zombie walked stiffly towards Toilet & Bowels, its arms outstretched, and asked "Won't you walk with me a while?"
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08.25.2006, 09:57 AM	#280
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	A bus went by, splashing water across the pavement. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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