[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah but i don't want to brutalize my vag, pookie

Are you talking about conception or delivery?

[greedrex]

Originally Posted by Pookie

I don't mean to get competetive but: My boy is the best.

Nappy bags at dawn.

he he yr boy is cute , true.
Whenever you get to take a picture with a large smile on his face, post it here!!!

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Are you talking about conception or delivery?

delivery.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by greedrex

he he yr boy is cute , true.
Whenever you get to take a picture with a large smile on his face, post it here!!!

Will do, although I'm beginning to think it'll never happen. I think it's more down to my photography ineptitude tha anything else.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

delivery.

Pussy.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Pussy.

i can handle the pain.

it's what goes down afterwards that i'm not okay with.

like it getting stretched out.

and bleeding for 6 weeks.

no.

[greedrex]

actually
telling you what my wife went through.
The pain was terrible, but pretty much average as compared to any other delivery.e
She forgot about the pain the second she felt the baby on her belly.
that's what she keeps on saying.
What follows delivery is minor shit as compared to the delivery itself because you're always busy taking care about the child anyway. It all comes back to normal within a couple of months , more or less.

but anyway you really have to genuinely WANT the child to want to getthrough this of course.

[Cantankerous]

are you telling me it doesn't get stretched out?

my mom said yr basically on yr period for like 1.5months afterwards.

[greedrex]

oh yeah it's true
i'm just saying you won't be THINKING about it all the time because you'll be busy taking care of the child.
but of course, it's all huh yeah stretched out.

[Pookie]

Not in my wife's case. It goes back to normalish if you do your exercises (pelvic something-or-other?). And she wasn't bleeding for 6 weeks either.

EDIT: It's easy for me to say because it's not my body. My wife may have a different version!

[greedrex]

ok let me rephrase it. It's ALL back to normal now.
I think it took about two months for the vag. + whereabouts to find its original huh shape again.
Dunno much about the bleeding business, but i know she just didn't mind it cuz she felt so happy.

[Cantankerous]

normalish?

pelvic floor exercises.


i am going to do crazy research on this.

[Pookie]

Then again, if you need to be cut, that's a different story.

Try to have a small one.

[greedrex]

yes normalish because your vag will never be exactly the same, it's bound to be different and feel different after. Sometimes for th ebetter, sometimes for the worse, you never know. You might experience difficulties when trying to huh make love in sporty positions. There are things you can't do anymore after, because the vag is a tiny bit more "fragile" and you gotta be careful.
but you can still do pretty much anything you need, no worries.

[girlgun]

blonde babies are trouble, pookie!

that's why there's dennis the menace and bart simpson! i know... i have one. he's nearly 12 and still towheaded.

[Pookie]

Dennis The Menace has black hair.

 

And I know my blond boy will be trouble. Which will be cute for a couple of years.

This is such a lovely thread. I always feel joy when I open it.

And a shit one, as it won't let me rep all the parents who post on here.

By the way, I'm not a paedo.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

And a shit one, as it won't let me rep all the parents who post on here.

Feel free to borrow my rep thread.