[girlgun]

screw you guys. i'm going home.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Wasn't sure if it was you or not, plus I was with a bunch of friends. Plus I had enough whiskey that if I'd known it was you we'd have slept together <3

lulz/ fair enough

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

lulz/ fair enough

Next time <3

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

We may not have bloody vaginas once a month, but we have to deal with women all year.

well think about what you'd be fucking if we didn't exist, and then say that again.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ploesj

well think about what you'd be fucking if we didn't exist, and then say that again.

I assure you, amerikangod was certainly thinking of other men's assholes before he submitted that reply.

[phoenix]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

shaved one side of it but it's grown so much alreadyyyy
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you kinda look like my bf in these, but he doesn't party as hard ( at all )

[Satan]

Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

shaved one side of it but it's grown so much alreadyyyy
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i like it.

Originally Posted by jon boy

and so deep.

wrong, sir

[Satan]

 

[Satan]

 

i should get in trouble more often.

[notyourfiend]

you managed to call & get access to that/posted the picture online very quickly. within 20 minutes? police visits/calls usually take a long time.

also, how did yr hair get long so quickly? wasn't it just short?


....aka, are you sure yr a real person lol

[SONIC GAIL]

@satan I had a feeling you were about to post that

[Satan]

i went to the cop station and bitched. i'm pretty sure mug shots are in the public domain.




hair extensions.

[notyourfiend]

wow, it's been less than an hr since you posted that you were gonna do that?

were you not @ home? the closest precincts on the upper west side are on 82nd and 54th...that's relatively far from where you live if i remember correctly. it would have to have taken more than an hour.


j/k...i'm seriously just playing, staking around. don't worry, i'm the least bit of a creeper you'd ever meet in real life. i'm glad that yr back wherever you are safe and healthy.

and i like the extensions.

[Satan]

it takes me 10 minutes to get 9 blocks on my bike.

it takes 30 seconds of me yelling to get what i want.

[notyourfiend]

i'm in manhattan for one more day, i'll keep a lot out for a tough bitch wearing a black flag shirt on a bike.

then i'll provide proof of yr reality to the whole board.

[Satan]

i am easily found if you know where to look.

[_slavo_]

seeing satan's pic together with another boardie is about as likely as democratic elections in North Korea.

[notyourfiend]

Originally Posted by Satan

i am easily found if you know where to look.

up here?

grey's papaya?
maybe parts of central park? did you ever used to trip in strawberry fields (before the major busts of 2005)?

idk. anywho, i'm leaving @ 5pm-ish today. tele-commuting from home and then driving back down to the gf in baltimore.

[notyourfiend]

Originally Posted by _slavo_

seeing satan's pic together with another boardie is about as likely as democratic elections in North Korea.

haha, i'm pretty positive it won't happen.

anywho, i'm a work until i leave today so unless i happen to run into her when i walk my dog....

[_slavo_]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

haha, i'm pretty positive it won't happen.

it's more likely you'll meet me, a dude stuck in Central Europe, frankly.