The SYG members roast - Page 15

automatic bzooty · 08.05.2009, 10:15 PM

yay, roasted at last!

i don't have a vague pop culture reference on hand right now. sheeyit.

automatic bzooty · 08.05.2009, 10:16 PM

bzooty: fuck yesss! awesome! mighty boosh quote! mote is the best song ever!!1!1one!1!!eleventy!!!!!!

floatingslowly · 08.05.2009, 10:24 PM

I am completely unable to roast you. there is no angle of attack. I'm sorry. it's you, not me.

watch:

dirty bunny: hahah I beat floatingslowly at wo--- ooh what the fuck is with that shi--

dirty bunny · 08.05.2009, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zombie Robot

pfft. who on this board is cool? did i really post 'thats so hot'? ugh. there is nothn wrong w/wantn to see some junk! and i am not a super hot girl in real life, but def too cool for U, filthy rabbit.

Be assured that everything I wrote came from a place of bitterness and jealousy.

terriblecanyons · 08.05.2009, 10:45 PM

No one but pbradley has roasted me.

EVOLghost · 08.05.2009, 10:52 PM

terriblecanyons: I don't like poopy diapers

schizophrenicroom · 08.05.2009, 10:57 PM

teriblykranz: lol internet

schizophrenicroom · 08.05.2009, 10:58 PM

wait, thats not a roast thats just quoting you. zing!

terriblecanyons · 08.05.2009, 10:58 PM

Hahahaha. "There is a chair there. I felt it in my hair."

I talk so lyrically whilst drunk

schizophrenicroom · 08.05.2009, 11:00 PM

you just kinda looked at me after saying that and lol'd. and i think i announced that miley cyrus was on tv

half of what i remember new years honestly i think happened in my head

i talk like a loon drunk

terriblecanyons · 08.05.2009, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

you just kinda looked at me after saying that and lol'd. and i think i announced that miley cyrus was on tv

half of what i remember new years honestly i think happened in my head

i talk like a loon drunk

I wish I could remember that conversation with Josh

schizophrenicroom · 08.05.2009, 11:04 PM

oh god i do too

if josh reads this, PLEASE tell us what we said

fugazifan · 08.05.2009, 11:48 PM

94% of the post comething completely irrelevant thread:

SY37: yeah TC blah blah blah blah i got 45 early 90s movies for like 3$ each, and i just watched 40 hours of MGM

Terriblecanyons: OMG! blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blah......

terriblecanyons · 08.05.2009, 11:52 PM

I love you

Shifty Prophet · 08.06.2009, 12:09 AM

satan:''i can't wait to have sex with my bf, meanwhile, fuck what you heard''

noise reductions:'' I really liked (a bunch of shit thats really good, followed by a dipset reference, which almost always ruins the mood)

atsonicpark: ''they're ok, nothing fantastic. you should check this band: (68% chance the group will be japanese, 82% chance will be obscure and 46% chance will be good). ''I'm too good of a guy, really I'd fcuk a girl int he neck meat just to make her cum.''

rob instigator: ''she's just pissed cause she stuck fuckin some midget dick who likes beck and can only go for a few minutes. she needs to get with the instigators man-rod so i can smash that sweet lady cookie!!!1sonic life!!!''

thats it for now.

viewtiful_alan · 08.06.2009, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

viewtiful_alan gives this post a 4/5

woah woah! Where's the accompanying essay bytor?!

No links to examples either!
Yer slippin man!

davenotdead · 08.06.2009, 03:09 AM

alien anal: hey guys, posting this from my neighbor's cupboard, because i found some crackers in here and it has internet, and i'm really high on xanax and some other pills i found on the floor in here.

atsonicpark: tetsuo is only better than el topo when i close my right eye while blinking with my left eye and posting random sentences on this forum at the same time. check my myspace for new scissor shock tracks!!

kegmama: answer these if yer as board as i am right now....
:::type first thing that comes to mind :::
peanuts-
penthouse-
pests-
penis-
kids-
sex-
best ex-friends-
music-
...

girlgun: so i'm going to strangle my boss tomorrow guys...
fltngslwly: "beep boop bleep" .... GG: get the fuck out of my thread, i'll see you at home, nerd....

phoenix:

why is no one playing WoW?

terriblecrayons: look at my keyuuute garfield warm blanKets!!

cantankerlilyninesatan: fuuuuuuuck i want that garfiel blanket! i'd give birth to keef's babies and swaddle them in it. fuuuck i'm bored, gonna smoke weed and if my faggot friend calls me for the 19th time tonight I'm going to fucking tear her head off because I told her last tuesday that i did not want to go to that party, and when i want to be alone then that means I WANT TO BE ALONE and now i've got some family shiiit going on and have to fly back to st. louis tomorrow. i''m not even wearing pants right now or a bra, just a vintage stones tongue shirt and some blood that's caked onto my thigh

terriblecanyons · 08.06.2009, 03:16 AM

Best fucking roast in this thread. <3 dave

davenotdead · 08.06.2009, 03:28 AM

deaddiscodildo: hey guys, i know i don't look like bob dylan, but look at these carazy pants i bought and wore to this show i played! look at these pics of the people at the show! look at them hoisting their beers in appreciation of my musical talent!

ps-phoenix, plz send those pics of yr vagina again, accidentally deleted from my inbox. thanks babe, love you <3 <3

phoenix: dildo, i'll send them again and some new ones of me in this corset i made out of recycled fishnets and large organic tea leaves that i found in this forest while i was killing warlocks.

floatingslowly: phoenix, get online, meet me at warlock forest, your services are needed and payment in the form of vastly improved smartchips shall be rendered upon completion of yr services.

amerikangod: hey is anyone listening to me? i want all the bitches to post sexy pics of themselves so i can fap

zombie robot: well i don't know why you would want pics of me since I'm dead and my left tit is rotting with maggots, but here is a pic of me fellating a wooden kitchen spoon with my undead sensual mouth

nicfit · 08.06.2009, 03:34 AM

satan: ATP ruled! I say biscuits instead of cookies and my skin burns at the sun of dawn.
davenotdead: names! I can't masturbate to the pics if I don't know the NAMES!
Diesel: mate, my ass cheeks look better than you, amirite, bar pub beer, I'm almost as slow as nicfit at putting my music out.
floatingslowly: I blame my programmers
crypto: nah, they're all like sisters to me
synth: check out my new haircut (_slavo_ is wrong, the pics are not all the same)
schizo: hey guise, I'm back, I have a husband with a whale penis, that's why I don't hang around much in here anymore
emmah: willard
Every-n: I hate this place and Mike Patton ruined music and mexican fans are stupid. But it's nice to talk with someone who knows shit about the shit I like from time to time. *disappears*
Heckler Spray: *insert weekly pedo-bear image*, I love you guys.
Officer randy: stay in school, kids.
Danny himself: I grew up! Chicks dig grown up guys. I'm like MJ, just whiter.
atsonic: cosplayin' noise sex zelda netflix scissor shock robe links superlong list with ratings
sway: I'm like, in the south. And in love. Let's come together, right now, in sweet harmony. FUCCCCKK!

edit: oops, deleted double post..

08.05.2009, 10:15 PM	#281
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	yay, roasted at last! i don't have a vague pop culture reference on hand right now. sheeyit.
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08.05.2009, 10:16 PM	#282
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	bzooty: fuck yesss! awesome! mighty boosh quote! mote is the best song ever!!1!1one!1!!eleventy!!!!!!
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08.05.2009, 10:24 PM	#283
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I am completely unable to roast you. there is no angle of attack. I'm sorry. it's you, not me. watch: dirty bunny: hahah I beat floatingslowly at wo--- ooh what the fuck is with that shi--
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08.05.2009, 10:45 PM	#285
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	No one but pbradley has roasted me.
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08.05.2009, 10:52 PM	#286
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	terriblecanyons: I don't like poopy diapers
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08.05.2009, 10:57 PM	#287
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	teriblykranz: lol internet __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.05.2009, 10:58 PM	#288
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	wait, thats not a roast thats just quoting you. zing! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.05.2009, 10:58 PM	#289
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Hahahaha. "There is a chair there. I felt it in my hair." I talk so lyrically whilst drunk
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08.05.2009, 11:00 PM	#290
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	you just kinda looked at me after saying that and lol'd. and i think i announced that miley cyrus was on tv half of what i remember new years honestly i think happened in my head i talk like a loon drunk __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.05.2009, 11:04 PM	#292
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	oh god i do too if josh reads this, PLEASE tell us what we said __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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08.05.2009, 11:48 PM	#293
fugazifan invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 2,816	94% of the post comething completely irrelevant thread: SY37: yeah TC blah blah blah blah i got 45 early 90s movies for like 3$ each, and i just watched 40 hours of MGM Terriblecanyons: OMG! blah blah blah blah....blah blah blah blah...... __________________ If there's been a way to build it, There'll be a way to destroy it, Things are not that out of control www.myspace.com/dellilahtheband www.myspace.com/lecirquedesvampiresmusic
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08.05.2009, 11:52 PM	#294
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	I love you
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08.06.2009, 12:09 AM	#295
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	satan:''i can't wait to have sex with my bf, meanwhile, fuck what you heard'' noise reductions:'' I really liked (a bunch of shit thats really good, followed by a dipset reference, which almost always ruins the mood) atsonicpark: ''they're ok, nothing fantastic. you should check this band: (68% chance the group will be japanese, 82% chance will be obscure and 46% chance will be good). ''I'm too good of a guy, really I'd fcuk a girl int he neck meat just to make her cum.'' rob instigator: ''she's just pissed cause she stuck fuckin some midget dick who likes beck and can only go for a few minutes. she needs to get with the instigators man-rod so i can smash that sweet lady cookie!!!1sonic life!!!'' thats it for now.
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08.06.2009, 03:09 AM	#297
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	alien anal: hey guys, posting this from my neighbor's cupboard, because i found some crackers in here and it has internet, and i'm really high on xanax and some other pills i found on the floor in here. atsonicpark: tetsuo is only better than el topo when i close my right eye while blinking with my left eye and posting random sentences on this forum at the same time. check my myspace for new scissor shock tracks!! kegmama: answer these if yer as board as i am right now.... :::type first thing that comes to mind ::: peanuts- penthouse- pests- penis- kids- sex- best ex-friends- music- ... girlgun: so i'm going to strangle my boss tomorrow guys... fltngslwly: "beep boop bleep" .... GG: get the fuck out of my thread, i'll see you at home, nerd.... phoenix: why is no one playing WoW? terriblecrayons: look at my keyuuute garfield warm blanKets!! cantankerlilyninesatan: fuuuuuuuck i want that garfiel blanket! i'd give birth to keef's babies and swaddle them in it. fuuuck i'm bored, gonna smoke weed and if my faggot friend calls me for the 19th time tonight I'm going to fucking tear her head off because I told her last tuesday that i did not want to go to that party, and when i want to be alone then that means I WANT TO BE ALONE and now i've got some family shiiit going on and have to fly back to st. louis tomorrow. i''m not even wearing pants right now or a bra, just a vintage stones tongue shirt and some blood that's caked onto my thigh __________________
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08.06.2009, 03:16 AM	#298
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	Best fucking roast in this thread. <3 dave
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08.06.2009, 03:28 AM	#299
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	deaddiscodildo: hey guys, i know i don't look like bob dylan, but look at these carazy pants i bought and wore to this show i played! look at these pics of the people at the show! look at them hoisting their beers in appreciation of my musical talent! ps-phoenix, plz send those pics of yr vagina again, accidentally deleted from my inbox. thanks babe, love you <3 <3 phoenix: dildo, i'll send them again and some new ones of me in this corset i made out of recycled fishnets and large organic tea leaves that i found in this forest while i was killing warlocks. floatingslowly: phoenix, get online, meet me at warlock forest, your services are needed and payment in the form of vastly improved smartchips shall be rendered upon completion of yr services. amerikangod: hey is anyone listening to me? i want all the bitches to post sexy pics of themselves so i can fap zombie robot: well i don't know why you would want pics of me since I'm dead and my left tit is rotting with maggots, but here is a pic of me fellating a wooden kitchen spoon with my undead sensual mouth __________________
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08.06.2009, 03:34 AM	#300
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	satan: ATP ruled! I say biscuits instead of cookies and my skin burns at the sun of dawn. davenotdead: names! I can't masturbate to the pics if I don't know the NAMES! Diesel: mate, my ass cheeks look better than you, amirite, bar pub beer, I'm almost as slow as nicfit at putting my music out. floatingslowly: I blame my programmers crypto: nah, they're all like sisters to me synth: check out my new haircut (_slavo_ is wrong, the pics are not all the same) schizo: hey guise, I'm back, I have a husband with a whale penis, that's why I don't hang around much in here anymore emmah: willard Every-n: I hate this place and Mike Patton ruined music and mexican fans are stupid. But it's nice to talk with someone who knows shit about the shit I like from time to time. disappears Heckler Spray: insert weekly pedo-bear image, I love you guys. Officer randy: stay in school, kids. Danny himself: I grew up! Chicks dig grown up guys. I'm like MJ, just whiter. atsonic: cosplayin' noise sex zelda netflix scissor shock robe links superlong list with ratings sway: I'm like, in the south. And in love. Let's come together, right now, in sweet harmony. FUCCCCKK! edit: oops, deleted double post.. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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