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You're obviously too intimidated when you enter a room of horny gay males. |
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But I do that everyday? I call it "visiting my friends". They call it "drinking with the hag".
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no, honestly I didn't even want to fuck her pain away. I think I can get her to check out my band though, and having hot gothy strippers in the audience is of course something I covet. |
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In my experience, the room usually smells like farts, I get really drunk, and then I beat someone in an arm-wrestling competition in which our hands were lubed and the prize for winning is more lube.
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And you call it "drinking with the fag"? |
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Horny gay males are great to be around because they aren't so threatening. Except when they are on E and decide they wanna have a straight day which happens once in a while and they will bring condoms because of that film in which madonna got pregnant from her gay bff.
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thats always a win. you could even convince them to throw their panties onstage. goth panties! black & lacy panties are (almost) always a good thing. i say almost just on account of sharts. |
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no. there is a clear rule that only them are allowed to call me names and touch my tits.
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so not fair. |
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If I can't inspire it in the actual performance, I would never ask. I'd rather they throw their dresses though, because I can always use more of those. and goth strippers have good taste. |
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+651 that didn't take long did it? Quote:
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amerikkkangod's pussy points: 666
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shot of Jack please.
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three handed poker? my ex told me she danced on stage to that AC/DC song, and she honestly didn't know it was about v.d. funny. |
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Three handed poker?
sorry...Id on't listen to AC/DC |
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it's one of their six or seven best songs. |
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tequila shots all around, it's 5:00 somewhere!
kkk: december 21, 2012, terry's couch
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webcam.
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no no no, you don't understand. it's going to be so insane that the world will end. there's gonna be a pole shift. the mayans predicted this, dude.
edit knox is a fucking fox. and i love that color. i've got one just like it. mine are sparkly metallic lavender at the moment.
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