[davenotdead]

terriblecrayons: josh, pick up your phooone. sooo bored. fuck

sy37: ok fine, but look at this picture i found on the internet first.

schizophrenicroom: josh, call her now. hey everyone, you know my name is jade, right?

terriblecrayons: yes, call nao. i'm so hungry and i only have 2 saltines left.

schizophrenicroom: omg i'm so taken. we are pretty much married, my step-mom in-law just called me an old woman, lol.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by nicfit

davenotdead: names! I can't masturbate to the pics if I don't know the NAMES!
crypto: nah, they're all like sisters to me
schizo: hey guise, I'm back, I have an husband with a whale penis, that's why I don't hang around much in here anymore

hahaha

[Anngella]

This thread rules.

[ZEROpumpkins]

this thread has the potential to piss a lot of people off

[terriblecanyons]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

terriblecrayons: josh, pick up your phooone. sooo bored. fuck

sy37: ok fine, but look at this picture i found on the internet first.

schizophrenicroom: josh, call her now. hey everyone, you know my name is jade, right?

terriblecrayons: yes, call nao. i'm so hungry and i only have 2 saltines left.

schizophrenicroom: omg i'm so taken. we are pretty much married, my step-mom in-law just called me an old woman, lol.

Jesus christ I lol'd. It's so true.

[davenotdead]

gmku: drinking this really good indie beer IPA right now. north carolina > south carolina. browsing through this j. crew catalog for some olive green pants that will go with this plain blackish tree-bark-brown shirt i bought at banana republic the other day. i miss my wife, but soon i'll be in portland! cantankerous and emma, post those pics of you two in panties again, they are buried a few pages back.

EMMAh: hey guys... only here cuz i'm soooo bored. i took some more pics of my ratties' babies and some of my new hair color, but i won't post them unless you guys really want to see them. i'm so stoooned right now

swa(y): hey guys, krissy took some more pics of this graveyard where 4 thousand slaves were killed. here i am with my bud in this one, he's single. i really really miss my friend that died. sometimes i just sit around drinking the stuff we used to drink together and think about what he'd say if he was here. my dad is such an asshole, i mean, if i ever saw him, i guess i'd think so. i'm so in love with krissy tho so its ok

[Anngella]

I don't think anyone could piss me off in this thread.

[nicfit]

well, those who get pissed off wouldn't be that smart imo...it's all in good fun and love. Plus the ones who post stuff are likely to become the next targets, so I guess it's a mutual game ha ha.

[stu666]

noisereductions - stu can you upload it in mp3?

[davenotdead]

terminal pharmacy: phoenix I'm in Melbourne now hit me up!

phoenix: terminal, are you in melbourne yet???

crypto: HOUSTON people, huuuge party in 4 hours at my friend's indoor poool! playmates will be there, PM me! do you guys like this flyer I made y/n?

This is Not Here: hey, look at all these pics of me from last weekend. before you ask, I'm only wearing eyeliner because we went to a GOTH-gay club. yeah, i know my friend looks pretty hot in that one pic

al shabbray: hey guys, still in germany over here. i'll upload a couple pics of me in aviators. then one of me with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth. cool, huh?

[nicfit]

chabib: I'm editing 77boadrum (in loop)
zombot: I'm new but I know everything about you guys.
angella: No one can piss me off. Only a few chosen ones could piss on me, though.
nefeli: rainbows and unicorns and superkindness attacks + fashion + work + etiquette

[terriblecanyons]

Best thread ever.

[pbradley]

I am unroastable.


EDIT: Attempting to roast me now will only be taken as desperation.

[pbradley]

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

this thread has the potential to piss a lot of people off

So far, my roasts have been the most dickish.

[davenotdead]

ploesj: hey guys, here's a pic of my super messy room, never mind that i strategically placed everything to look as cool/artsy as humanly possible. also, i made this blouse from my great-grandmother's wedding veil which is 249 years old and was once touched by a french noblewoman who was visiting belgium on a peace treaty/tea-party


Danny: everyone shutup, bring the ruckus, look at this super sharp blazer i wore out last weekend. and pass me a coca-cola, in a bottle, with a straw please. thanks.

Anngella: look at this b/w pic of the small of my back while my cat rests on it. my cat is so awesome

[ZEROpumpkins]

I can't think of anything bad to say about any of you. I'm not saying you're all flawless but it'd be silly to judge you all from posts on a message board.

[nicfit]

Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins

I can't think of anything bad to say about any of you. I'm not saying you're all flawless but it'd be silly to judge you all from posts on a message board.

that is not the spirit..

[Anngella]

davenotdead I am going to take a picture just like that.

[davenotdead]

ZEROpumpkins: hey guys, i'm still like 14, i still live in a sydney suburb with my parents, and i still want everyone to like me so i'm going to try so hard to not piss people off

atsonicpark: i do codeine, xanax, and robo-trip every night and i still want to kind of kill myself despite how awesome i am at film and being a boyfriend to this girl [who looks like a small-boy but with dd tits]. japanese girls are the best and in case you guys didn't know how large my dick is, its 9 and a half inches.

[davenotdead]

pbradley: hey guys i'm just your typical snarky white guy from san francisco. yes i'm educated, probably more articulate than you are, and i've traveled to new mexico and took pictures of myself drinking beer. no i will not shave my mustache.

dead-air: look at these pictures of me wearing a ski mask while in a rubber ducky suit as i take a bath and cover the camera lens with this red filter. also, i will turn the shutter speed down and shake it to get cool effects. i probably still have better taste than you do in music, and i still live in portland and drink indie micro-brewed beers that you could only dream about

rob instigator: i work in a law firm with a bunch of uptight, conservative fuckwads, but i maintain my rebelliousness with my nose-ring [which i can only wear on the weekends].