[notyourfiend]

aw, so real brooklyn, not shit brooklyn.

points.

[amerikangod]

I never have and never will live in colonial/colonized Brooklyn. I actually hadn't even visited Williamsburg in over a year or so until recently, twice, when I went on two separate dates there. One was too much of a hipster for me to be into her, and the other was too much of a working professional for me to be into her. Although I did sleep with her within four hours of meeting her. And we were both sober! I don't know why I'm telling you this.

[notyourfiend]

there's one bar in williamsburg that i really like. they make the most delicious frozen margaritas. seriously, i've never had better. plus they are only $5 for a huge fucking glass.

why the hell am i blanking on the name? i haven't been there since 2007.

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

We're talking wintertime ones, not sexy-time ones made of the faces of actual women.

oh, my bad. people need to clarify

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I never have and never will live in colonial/colonized Brooklyn. I actually hadn't even visited Williamsburg in over a year or so until recently, twice, when I went on two separate dates there. One was too much of a hipster for me to be into her, and the other was too much of a working professional for me to be into her. Although I did sleep with her within four hours of meeting her. And we were both sober! I don't know why I'm telling you this.

you slept with the professional or the hipster?

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

there's one bar in williamsburg that i really like. they make the most delicious frozen margaritas. seriously, i've never had better. plus they are only $5 for a huge fucking glass.

why the hell am i blanking on the name? i haven't been there since 2007.

Never cared for the bar scene in Williamsburg. It makes me feel like an alpha male and want to kick everyone's asses.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by davenotdead

oh, my bad. people need to clarify

I was intentionally ambiguous in the interest of your boner.

Originally Posted by davenotdead

you slept with the professional or the hipster?

The professional. The hipster was really cool despite being a hipster, but she was also way into me. She called me all of the time. And she was like five, six years older than me, in her early thirties... I think she wanted something serious. Which scared me off.

[notyourfiend]

oh trust me, me neither. i'm not really a huge fan of bars in general though. i'd rather get shit faced with my friends in a place where i don't have to scream to have a conversation. my friend's friend's band from bmore booked a gig in williamsburg a few years ago and i wound up discovering that bar. it almost made up for the rest of that neighboorhood. almost. ....well no, not really .

[amerikangod]

I do most of my drinking outside of bars. With friends, or at work. I actually do most of my drinking at work these days. You should see my stack of whiskey bottles.

[amerikangod]

I think it'd be a bad idea for me to drink with underage chicks.

[davenotdead]

yr neighbors are lesbian hobbits?

[amerikangod]

Ah, ok, I thought you meant like 16 year-olds. Also, 'lesbian' never stopped me. I've totally done the 'Chasing Amy' thing and won. Not saying that I think that can happen with all of them, but God damn I will try when I want to.

Sometimes tiny chicks can be fun. Like when you plow them standing up in the middle of the room without supporting them against a wall, you know, because they're little and you can do that shit.

Ok, bedtime. More on plowing ladies tomorrow.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

 

I would try and succeed. So fucking hard.

[nicfit]

uff, those WCs in the background are always annoying.

[_slavo_]

at least there's no shit floating slowly inside.

[chicka]

Originally Posted by Satan

if you don't like it get the fuck out

I sent Satan a personal message to clear the air.

The angry face at the end of the post was because I miss out on what was obviously a great session not because I was mad at her or the thread...

[atsonicpark]

*farts*

[chicka]

[quote=swa(y)]satan will be more impressed if you tuffin' up.


yeah I thought about that angle too but I'd rather be understood clearly that's more important to me than
acting tuff or being taken for a wuss...

I'm certainly not going to loose any sleep over what a fellow poster thinks of me

[davenotdead]

Originally Posted by swa(y)

 

ho damn

[atsonicpark]

I like the two batteries next to her.

Subtle.