[The Soup Nazi]

 

[tesla69]

They post to the board like flies on a road apple

[evollove]

I don't know what it is, but tesla can post just about anything and I still like him.

Shunck could post the cure for cancer and I'd still think he's a cunt.

Weird.

I think it's just because tesla listens to good music. Am I that shallow? Guess so.

[!@#$%!]

it’s cuz tesla is truly demented and therefore forgiveable, whereas the skunk is only a massive douche begging for validation

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

it’s cuz tesla is truly demented and therefore forgiveable, whereas the skunk is only a massive douche begging for validation

 

[ilduclo]

Originally Posted by The Soup Nazi

And who here would dare question ilduclo's teachings! Quite the inspiring professor, that squirrel...

FTFY

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by ilduclo

FTFY

 

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by ilduclo

 

https://news.google.com/news/story/d...us&hl=en&gl=US

[ilduclo]

John Kelly, Chief of Staff, commented: ‘Rob Porter is a man of true integrity and honor, and I can’t say enough good things about him. He is a friend, a confidante and a trusted professional. I am proud to serve alongside him.’

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by ilduclo

John Kelly, Chief of Staff, commented: ‘Rob Porter is a man of true integrity and honor, and I can’t say enough good things about him. He is a friend, a confidante and a trusted professional. I am proud to serve alongside him.’

The most infuriating part —as it's usually the case— is that the "family values" crowd is mute on Rob Porter. Goddamn hypocritical Teavangelical FUCKS.

[evollove]

 

[ilduclo]

^ great! Just in time for the Prayer Breakfast. (my prayer: "may they choke on their sausages, oh, Satan")

[The Soup Nazi]

Speaking of taking health insurance (and more) away:

Stop Ivanka Trump and Marco Rubio from cutting Social Security benefits

Sen. Marco Rubio and Ivanka Trump are coming after your Social Security benefits. The pair is reportedly building congressional support for a proposal that would require people to accept a cut in their future Social Security benefits in exchange for six weeks of paid parental leave.¹

This is a cruel false choice. The richest country on the planet can afford to ensure that both new parents and our senior citizens are able to meet their basic needs.

We must build overwhelming opposition to the cold-hearted Rubio-Trump proposal before it gains traction in Congress.

Tell Congress: Don’t pit Social Security against paid family leave.

New parents should not have to choose between caring for their children and keeping their jobs. Yet more than 25 years after Congress passed the Family and Medical Leave Act – which requires some employers to allow employees to take up to 12 weeks of unpaid leave to attend to family-related matters – the United States remains the only industrialized nation in the world that does not offer all citizens paid family leave.²

Paid family leave is a good, progressive policy that CREDO supports. But we can’t allow Sen. Rubio and Ivanka Trump to pit paid family leave against Social Security. As Social Security Works President Nancy Altman put it, “our country can afford to increase, not cut, Social Security’s modest benefits, while also adding paid family and medical leave.”³

Under the proposal reportedly being discussed, new parents who choose to receive paid family leave would be forced to push back the date at which they would be eligible to receive Social Security benefits. The end result of such a scheme would be a cut in Social Security benefits, as individuals would receive benefits for a shorter period of time.⁴

The Rubio-Trump proposal is yet another cynical Republican attempt to cut Social Security benefits, under the guise of helping families. It is up to us to make sure members of Congress don’t fall for this Trojan horse attack on Social Security.

Tell Congress: Don’t pit Social Security against paid family leave.

Thanks for everything you do.

Click on the link above to check the sources and sign the petition.

[The Soup Nazi]

From Politico:

Trump believes the men

And so, when it comes to women who have to do a job that doesn't begin with "prefixes" like blow and hand, asshole surrounds himself with a bunch of fucking Aunts Phillyses: Conway, Sanders, Hicks, Haley, Nauert.

[ilduclo]

Penice doing his best to undermine any mutual Korean good will. Won't stand for united Korean team, and skips ceremonial dinner

 

http://time.com/5142888/olympics-201...ning-ceremony/

[ilduclo]

Orrin Hatch on fellow Momo Rob Portman

“It’s incredibly discouraging to see such a vile attack on such a decent man,” the statement read. “Shame on any publication that would print this — and shame on the politically motivated, morally bankrupt character assassins that would attempt to sully a man’s good name. I know Rob. I’ve known him for years, both as a close friend and as a personal advisor. He is kind and considerate towards all. The country needs more honest, principled people like Rob Porter, which is why I hope that this cynical campaign to discredit his character ultimately fails.”

Hatch, like Porter, like the women, is a Mormon. This is not insignificant. Forty-two percent of homicides in Utah are the result of domestic violence — much higher than the national average of 30 percent (which, holy crap, is also really bad). This has a lot to do with the way the Church of Latter Day Saints handles domestic violence and other forms of abuse, and has long been an issue for a lot of those within the church and those who have left. It often entails going to the Bishop or the elders and being told to handle it within the family, within the community, not go to the police, and to respect the man as head of the household. In a Mormon family, the father is not just the father, but also the “priest” and the religious leader of the house. To go against him is going against the church itself.

Additionally, the church itself is very, very concerned about image in general, as good and wholesome and pure. They teach women makeup application at a young age, they implement strict, modest dress codes, and tend to have absurdly perfect teeth. They place a priority on these things. Domestic violence isn’t just a bad thing for women, it hurts the church’s image if they go public.

[ilduclo]

Fox News executive VP John Moody:

"Unless it’s changed overnight, the motto of the Olympics, since 1894, has been “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” It appears the U.S. Olympic Committee would like to change that to “Darker, Gayer, Different.” If your goal is to win medals, that won’t work."

[The Soup Nazi]

Originally Posted by ilduclo

 

Dude. Dude. Kim Yo-jong is HAWT. Probably evil as fuck too, but just sayin'.

 

[The Soup Nazi]

he climbs on top in the dark
and pushes your legs apart
you grit your teeth try not to breathe
because he reeks of rotting meat

he’s crushing you
he’s fucking huge

his thick tongue slobbers across your face
you wouldn’t call it a warm embrace
it’s like being on a waterboard
sometimes you feel like such a whore

just close your eyes
try not to cry

give it up for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

her name’s melania
she’s from slovenia
an illegal immigrant
he paid to sneak her in

he likes them young
and compliant

he rolls over and off of you
and he lumbers across the room
you go to the gilded bidet
to wash the shit away

just close your eyes, honey
and try not to cry

give it up for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros

this is a golden age
when anyone can get away with almost anything
but be careful what you say
everyone is watching you
and nobody cares about the truth

give it up
for the rhinoceros
guess who’s getting fucked by the rhinoceros
america
give it up for the rhinoceros, america
guess who’s getting fucked
by the rhinoceros

[The Soup Nazi]

kellyanne
i don’t understand
the way you make me feel
the way you turn me upside down
the way my heart sinks when you come around
like suddenly i don’t know who i am

kellyanne
the effect you have
you make me feel like animal
all my good sense goes out the window
and it tears me up to see you so composed

kellyanne
you make me mad
you’re so hard like a rock in my shoe
like every bitch in high school
do you love
do you feel
did you used to be real
is there any blood underneath your steely mask

kellyanne
you‘re on fire in my dreams
your straw hair catches instantly
your painted plastic face is melting
and you end up in a puddle at my feet

kellyanne
you’re a telegraph of vicious grace and pride
turning truth into lies

kellyanne
are you ever sad
i wanna be the first one to make you cry
i wanna make you cry
wanna make you cry
i can’t take it anymore

kellyanne
i light the match in my dreams
you burn
i watch you burn but you don’t even squirm
imperturbable until the end
you’re smiling as your face is melting
and sliding off your skull down to the ground