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did she taste what you ate for lunch the day before?
did she get one of your atsonicpark culo hairs stuck in her teeth? did you fart? shart? Did she tell you it was "allright, like shopping for aged cheese?"
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Dude, I hope for you that your girlfriend never comes to this message board.
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did she find corn or sesame seeds? |
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She was on here last week, hence the "has anything you've ever posted on here gotten you in trouble in real life?" thread. Haha. |
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wow. so very fucking disgusting. |
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Anyone interested in rimming?
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Haha, how did she react ?
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She saw the "post pictures of hot girls" thread and got mad about some of the girls I posted, because she thought it meant that I didn't find her attractive, because she thought it meant I wanted her to look like the girls in that thread. But honestly I think she's beautiful. And just because I post a hot picture of a girl in a thread doesn't mean I want to fuck them. I've only "fucked" 2 girls in my whole life, though I've had other, um, offers. I only sleep with girls I really like.
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I'm very blessed that both my girlfriend and I think that Gillian Anderson is hot, because other than my girlfriend, she's the only one that would be worth posting in that thread, and it's not like I'm giving you sick fucks anything personal.
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^^^ yes, space, I agree. ASTONICPARK should tell his girlfriend that she should consider how nice he is for not posting pictures of his lovely girlfriend on the internet, for people like deadnotdave, evoldeadghost, deaddude69 and deadpenisfingers to print out, cut holes where her mouth should be and fuck her image like a paper doll.
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Haha. Good point.
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Ok I'm done
I already came twice You ain't gonna make me cum I'm all outta gas Not so fast! Uh your finger just went in my ass! Ow that hurts! Take it out now Ohh wait a minute oww put it back in, in in in This don't mean I'm gay I dont like men I like boobs, boobs, boobs Now see that gerbil, grab that tube Shove it up my butt Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah, right there, right there Ahhh I'm coming ahhh yeaaah Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now Ohh fuck yeah, wait he's not out he's still crawling around up there Ow fuck I think it's stuck Oww but it feels so fackin' good! |
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ima eat her ass.
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This is, by far, one of the most superior threads ever to exist upon a message board.
Thanks, ranga. |
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because it's got something for everyone-- comedy, sex, tragedy, and smelly fingers. me, i like it for the comedy of smelly fingers. Quote:
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I am so conflicted
I hate people, but I can't stand being alone. I love women's shapely asses but the thought of getting even one streak of their shit on my cock-shaft or helmet ridge makes me gross out. I am going to stick with kissing their nalgas and grabbing them for fuck-thrust support.
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I never found this thread really funny.
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Hey, Roblito, would you ever let su sancha poop in yr mouth???
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she can go pay someone to receive her waste!
fuck all that! nastay!
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