The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 18

RdTv · 08.28.2006, 06:48 AM

Really, throughout this whole ordeal the only safe people would turn out to be independent record shop owners, this is because anyone involved would without fail try to search out these humble establishments.

alyasa · 08.28.2006, 09:17 AM

Thurston realised that the tearing of his pants could be a great idea for an album.

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 10:19 AM

'Totally Torn doesn't sound like a good LP name to me', said Kim.

alyasa · 08.28.2006, 11:10 AM

"Haha," laughed Thurston softly, "That's actually quite right. Hmm... I wonder..."

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 11:30 AM

'How about Seriously Split?' Thurston enquired tentatively.

alyasa · 08.28.2006, 11:30 AM

"What about Rather Ripped?" pipped a squeaky voice from the back.

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 11:32 AM

'Heyyyyyyyyyy, that's not too bad', said Kim as she looked around to locate the source of the voice.

sonicl · 08.28.2006, 04:32 PM

Jim O'Rourke was back, and he was tiny and dressed all in green!

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 04:34 PM

'Top o' the mornin' to y'all, me little band o' faerie brethren' said Jim in a faux Irish accent.

!@#$%! · 08.28.2006, 04:41 PM

"Jim who?" -- asked the detective.

sonicl · 08.28.2006, 04:44 PM

"Why's there a detective here?" asked Jim, in between sips of Guinness.

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 04:48 PM

'Yes, you may er, be wondering why I've gathered you all here, er, indeed many of you may not yet have realised that you were brought here by my, er, machinations; the reason is that I believe that one of you is the murderer, er, indeed the murderer of Lady Winstanly-Bonewaldsethone', said His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles.

!@#$%! · 08.28.2006, 04:49 PM

"Lady who??" asked a drunk.

sonicl · 08.28.2006, 04:53 PM

"It wasn't me, to be sure, to be sure", said Jim the Leprechaun.

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 04:53 PM

'Lady Winstanly-Bonewaldsethone', said His Highness Detective prince Charles to the drunk, 'the well-known social host and inbred parasitical dimwit, er, who was found, er, indeed, murdered in her own fridge, er, two moons ago'.

!@#$%! · 08.28.2006, 04:54 PM

"Im sure Cantankerous did it!" -- shouted a drunk. Everyone recoiled at the stench of booze and diseased liver that came out of his mouth.

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 05:01 PM

'The drunkard doth protesteth too much', screamed a baying mob, 'he's the one - hang him hang him hang him, hang him up to feed the ravens!'.

!@#$%! · 08.28.2006, 05:04 PM

while the crowd gathered around the drunkard with the menace of an amoeba approaching a bacterium, jim unexpectedly broke into song:

"women of the world, take over
cause if you don't the world will come to an end
it won't be long..."

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 05:06 PM

His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard was momentarily distracted by this powerful yet simple paean to femininity and joined in the singing, turning his back on the assembled murder suspects...

static-harmony · 08.28.2006, 05:19 PM

Then Cantankerous grew some wings, or some sort of flying things, and flew away from the scene.

08.28.2006, 06:48 AM	#341
RdTv invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lexington,KY USA Posts: 2,512	Really, throughout this whole ordeal the only safe people would turn out to be independent record shop owners, this is because anyone involved would without fail try to search out these humble establishments.
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08.28.2006, 09:17 AM	#342
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Thurston realised that the tearing of his pants could be a great idea for an album. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.28.2006, 10:19 AM	#343
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Totally Torn doesn't sound like a good LP name to me', said Kim. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 11:10 AM	#344
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	"Haha," laughed Thurston softly, "That's actually quite right. Hmm... I wonder..." __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.28.2006, 11:30 AM	#345
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'How about Seriously Split?' Thurston enquired tentatively. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 11:30 AM	#346
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	"What about Rather Ripped?" pipped a squeaky voice from the back. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.28.2006, 11:32 AM	#347
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Heyyyyyyyyyy, that's not too bad', said Kim as she looked around to locate the source of the voice. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 04:32 PM	#348
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Jim O'Rourke was back, and he was tiny and dressed all in green!
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08.28.2006, 04:34 PM	#349
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Top o' the mornin' to y'all, me little band o' faerie brethren' said Jim in a faux Irish accent. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 04:41 PM	#350
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	"Jim who?" -- asked the detective.
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08.28.2006, 04:44 PM	#351
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"Why's there a detective here?" asked Jim, in between sips of Guinness.
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08.28.2006, 04:48 PM	#352
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Yes, you may er, be wondering why I've gathered you all here, er, indeed many of you may not yet have realised that you were brought here by my, er, machinations; the reason is that I believe that one of you is the murderer, er, indeed the murderer of Lady Winstanly-Bonewaldsethone', said His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 04:49 PM	#353
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	"Lady who??" asked a drunk.
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08.28.2006, 04:53 PM	#354
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	"It wasn't me, to be sure, to be sure", said Jim the Leprechaun.
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08.28.2006, 04:53 PM	#355
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Lady Winstanly-Bonewaldsethone', said His Highness Detective prince Charles to the drunk, 'the well-known social host and inbred parasitical dimwit, er, who was found, er, indeed, murdered in her own fridge, er, two moons ago'. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 04:54 PM	#356
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	"Im sure Cantankerous did it!" -- shouted a drunk. Everyone recoiled at the stench of booze and diseased liver that came out of his mouth.
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08.28.2006, 05:01 PM	#357
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'The drunkard doth protesteth too much', screamed a baying mob, 'he's the one - hang him hang him hang him, hang him up to feed the ravens!'. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 05:04 PM	#358
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	while the crowd gathered around the drunkard with the menace of an amoeba approaching a bacterium, jim unexpectedly broke into song: "women of the world, take over cause if you don't the world will come to an end it won't be long..."
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08.28.2006, 05:06 PM	#359
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard was momentarily distracted by this powerful yet simple paean to femininity and joined in the singing, turning his back on the assembled murder suspects... __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 05:19 PM	#360
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Then Cantankerous grew some wings, or some sort of flying things, and flew away from the scene. __________________
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