[ni'k]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

That's more of an indicator that they are cool. And, depending on the quality of the jokes, it may or may not imply that you are funny. If the jokes are not funny and your friends still laugh, then they are not cool. Just a bunch of sniveling Uncle Toms.

yeah, if anything considering the indignities of growing up in brooklyn as a white straight male who was made to feel guilty for the crimes of his race, instead of actually experiencing them, those black guys owe you to be cool enough to laugh at your hilarious racist jokes.

[Glice]

It's good to know that someone finally got some good mileage out of cock gags. Bless you, my freak-footed son.

Edit: to amerikangod. Obviously.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by knox

wow this is really the most intelligent place on the internet.

Why is everyone in this thread trying to seduce me? I mean, don't stop.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by ni'k

yeah, if anything considering the indignities of growing up in brooklyn as a white straight male who was made to feel guilty for the crimes of his race, instead of actually experiencing them, those black guys owe you to be cool enough to laugh at your hilarious racist jokes.

Exactly. It's my 40 acres and a mule.

Originally Posted by Glice

It's good to know that someone finally got some good mileage out of cock gags. Bless you, my freak-footed son.

Edit: to amerikangod. Obviously.

When it comes to humor, start with the penis. It's the best part.

Also, I've got some frequent flyer miles if you want.

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

 

[Glice]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

When it comes to humor, start with the penis. It's the best part.

Also, I've got some frequent flyer miles if you want.

Dude, I've been rocking cock gags on this forum since before you arrived*.

*please insert a more witty retort.

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

Rocking cock gags sounds really uncomfortable. No wonder you're always so irritated.

Care for a completely hetero e-massage?

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Glice

Dude, I've been rocking cock gags on this forum since before you arrived*.

*please insert a more witty retort.

Honestly, I'd rather forgo humor here and just bond with you.

[ni'k]

i know you know i was being sarcastic already. just so you know.

[Rob Instigator]

u guyz r in luv

[Dr. Eugene Felikson]

fascists

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by ni'k

i know you know i was being sarcastic already. just so you know.

All I know is that I've never said something that I didn't mean.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Honestly, I'd rather forgo humor here and just bond with you.

You wanna get drunk, hug and talk about how awesome cars are? Because, dude, I am SO DOWN FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. Maybe have a little bit of a man cry over the cricket (or whatever you people like)?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Glice

You wanna get drunk, hug and talk about how awesome cars are? Because, dude, I am SO DOWN FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. Maybe have a little bit of a man cry over the cricket (or whatever you people like)?

i have no direct evidence, but i think his idea of "bonding" is fucking you in the ass, in spite of his claims that he dislikes hairy chests and deep voices. you've been warned.

[space]

Originally Posted by Glice

you people

RACIST.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Glice

You wanna get drunk, hug and talk about how awesome cars are? Because, dude, I am SO DOWN FOR THAT RIGHT NOW. Maybe have a little bit of a man cry over the cricket (or whatever you people like)?

It really doesn't matter what we man cry over, simply that we man cry together. Brothers in arms, literally.

Can we also watch Andrew 'Dice' Clay stand-up together on YouTube? I want us to be sneering simultaneously side by side, effectively creating one big Cheshire grin.

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

i have no direct evidence, but i think his idea of "bonding" is fucking you in the ass, in spite of his claims that he dislikes hairy chests and deep voices. you've been warned.

Bleach in the anus ensures that there is no direct evidence afterward as well.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Bleach in the anus ensures that there is no direct evidence afterward as well.

here's a picture of this thread:

 

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

here's a picture of this thread:

 

I was just the dude that was flattening his Susan B. Anthony coins on the tracks.

[Genteel Death]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Exactly. It's my 40 acres and a mule.



When it comes to humor, start with the penis. It's the best part.

I've checked the book of humour rules on page 43 and it says ''and now start with the humour, but don't tell them it's going to be about the cock''.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

I've checked the book of humour rules on page 43 and it says ''and now start with the humour, but don't tell them it's going to be about the cock''.

If you want to rely on surprise, sure. But I find that you are most true and reverent to the cock when you let it be the leading man right from the start.