The sonic gossip story (Part II) "Sentences" - Page 19

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 05:21 PM

As if from nowhere, a shuriken hit His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard in the back.

!@#$%! · 08.28.2006, 05:22 PM

"death to monarchy!!!" -- screamed the crowd.

static-harmony · 08.28.2006, 05:25 PM

"Death to the haze of his mysterious words," yelled a drunken man in the crowd, and everybody stared at him awkward.

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 05:25 PM

'Er, er, ah now, er, oh dear' muttered His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard.

static-harmony · 08.28.2006, 05:28 PM

Someone out of nowwhere screamed "Be Your Own Pet" and the crowd went wild.

Hip Priest · 08.28.2006, 06:12 PM

'Let Jemima decide who's guilty', cried a voice from the throng.

k-krack · 08.28.2006, 07:04 PM

Just at this very moment, a mountain was being moved for the purpose of Queen Douglas IV the third's own personal fitness room... while Kim pondered, "wait a sec... i was never making bread in the first place!"

alyasa · 08.29.2006, 10:42 AM

Obi-Wan leapt to the rescue, flinging aside dicks and royalty alike with his immense Force powers; all the while swinging his lightsaber menancingly with one hand; and scowling at the lesbian fans of Be Your Own Pet.

Hip Priest · 08.29.2006, 11:21 AM

The Metropolitan Police's 'Overbearing Tactics and Teargas' unit moved in.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 08:30 PM

"This thread has totally died for some reason," exclaimed three thousand rioting punks.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 08:32 PM

"Yeah? well, i'm not politically correct, i'm not the voice of a generation, and i am not a model citizen, so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a drunken and barely clothed cantankerous with a certain glee.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 08:34 PM

"She's tooootally waaa-sted," reacted a gay man at this odd breakout of passion and nakedness from a certain drunken source.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 08:43 PM

"WHO SAID THAT?" demanded she.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 08:44 PM

suddenly, cantankerous leapt for the queer source of this comment, but missed and instead landed in the arms of toilet & bowels.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 08:44 PM

"A gay man said that," narrates the narrator.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 08:45 PM

"it was porkmarras!" shouted coco, who immediately clasped her hand to her mouth, realizing what she had done.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 08:45 PM

she literally fell into a toilet, and now covered in many peoples different excrement, she ran home, still naked and covered in filth, embarrassed and crying.

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 08:47 PM

"motherfucker! toilets don't have arms!"

Cantankerous · 09.02.2006, 08:48 PM

"...or do they?" cantankerous was very puzzled.

k-krack · 09.02.2006, 08:49 PM

"Sad but true, retard!" says k-krack, laughing hysterically at cantankerous' misfortune.

08.28.2006, 05:21 PM	#361
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	As if from nowhere, a shuriken hit His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard in the back. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 05:22 PM	#362
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,648	"death to monarchy!!!" -- screamed the crowd.
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08.28.2006, 05:25 PM	#363
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	"Death to the haze of his mysterious words," yelled a drunken man in the crowd, and everybody stared at him awkward. __________________
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08.28.2006, 05:25 PM	#364
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Er, er, ah now, er, oh dear' muttered His Royal Highness Detective Prince Charles of Scotland Yard. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 05:28 PM	#365
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Someone out of nowwhere screamed "Be Your Own Pet" and the crowd went wild. __________________
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08.28.2006, 06:12 PM	#366
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	'Let Jemima decide who's guilty', cried a voice from the throng. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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08.28.2006, 07:04 PM	#367
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	Just at this very moment, a mountain was being moved for the purpose of Queen Douglas IV the third's own personal fitness room... while Kim pondered, "wait a sec... i was never making bread in the first place!" __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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08.29.2006, 10:42 AM	#368
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Obi-Wan leapt to the rescue, flinging aside dicks and royalty alike with his immense Force powers; all the while swinging his lightsaber menancingly with one hand; and scowling at the lesbian fans of Be Your Own Pet. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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08.29.2006, 11:21 AM	#369
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	The Metropolitan Police's 'Overbearing Tactics and Teargas' unit moved in. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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09.02.2006, 08:30 PM	#370
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	"This thread has totally died for some reason," exclaimed three thousand rioting punks. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 08:32 PM	#371
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"Yeah? well, i'm not politically correct, i'm not the voice of a generation, and i am not a model citizen, so FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a drunken and barely clothed cantankerous with a certain glee.
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09.02.2006, 08:34 PM	#372
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	"She's tooootally waaa-sted," reacted a gay man at this odd breakout of passion and nakedness from a certain drunken source. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 08:43 PM	#373
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"WHO SAID THAT?" demanded she.
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09.02.2006, 08:44 PM	#374
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	suddenly, cantankerous leapt for the queer source of this comment, but missed and instead landed in the arms of toilet & bowels.
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09.02.2006, 08:44 PM	#375
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	"A gay man said that," narrates the narrator. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 08:45 PM	#376
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"it was porkmarras!" shouted coco, who immediately clasped her hand to her mouth, realizing what she had done.
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09.02.2006, 08:45 PM	#377
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	she literally fell into a toilet, and now covered in many peoples different excrement, she ran home, still naked and covered in filth, embarrassed and crying. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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09.02.2006, 08:47 PM	#378
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"motherfucker! toilets don't have arms!"
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09.02.2006, 08:48 PM	#379
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	"...or do they?" cantankerous was very puzzled.
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09.02.2006, 08:49 PM	#380
k-krack invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: On Posts: 7,380	"Sad but true, retard!" says k-krack, laughing hysterically at cantankerous' misfortune. __________________ sandwich klub 4 men. Danny is a C.H.U.D.
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