08.31.2009, 02:00 PM | #3821 |
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no. atomic weapons are a pre-existing condition and thereby excluded from coverage.
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08.31.2009, 02:05 PM | #3822 |
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Is your dick still as soft as she tells me it was?
Where did our love go?
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08.31.2009, 02:06 PM | #3823 |
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never made it out of Copacabana
is foot odor worse than b.o.?
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08.31.2009, 02:14 PM | #3824 |
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yes, unless, of course, by b.o., you mean GMKU's mother's vagina.
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08.31.2009, 02:16 PM | #3825 |
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Depends where the foot is.
Who killed bambi?
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08.31.2009, 02:17 PM | #3826 |
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i did.
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08.31.2009, 02:18 PM | #3827 |
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Both.
If Mary was a virgin, does that mean that upon being born Jesus popped his own mother's cherry?
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08.31.2009, 02:22 PM | #3828 |
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according to Catholic dogma, her hymen never ever ever ever burst, and she died a virgin, even though the bible details that Joseph went rat a tat tat on dAt ass as soon as she was capable.
have any of you ever shat in the ocean?
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08.31.2009, 02:24 PM | #3829 |
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So what, did baby Jesus become immaterial just long enough to pass through her hymen without rupturing it? And solely so others could poke and prod at it after the fact?
I never shat in the ocean, but I have shat in the Hudson River. You and Danny DeVito are the last two people alive. How long do you wait until you ask him to go down on you, and do you reciprocate?
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08.31.2009, 02:31 PM | #3830 |
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08.31.2009, 04:02 PM | #3831 |
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Danny DeVito is so short he can only go up.
you've just won the Mexican lottery. do you take yr payment in pesos or chiclets? |
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08.31.2009, 04:10 PM | #3832 |
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I have to say, I've gotten pretty bored with this thread already.
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08.31.2009, 04:20 PM | #3833 |
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I have to say, you saying that yr pretty bored with this thread already is super exciting.
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pesos por favor senor. if a girl gives a lot of head, but does not sleep w/the guys is she a whore? (this was an actual drunken debate btwn my friend and i over the weekend)
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08.31.2009, 04:56 PM | #3835 |
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^ if she ain't gettin paid, she ain't a whore.
if a tree falls in a forest but there's no one around to hear it, does anyone really give a fuck?
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08.31.2009, 04:58 PM | #3836 |
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I would, depending on the reason it fell--did it fall because it succumbed to some kind of invasive pest or disease; because of climate change; or some other cause that could signify danger to foundation forest species?
What about the sound of two hands clapping?
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08.12.2010, 05:06 PM | #3837 |
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yes, that makes a sound
if you got home from work and into your comfy clothes would you still go out to buy me ice cream so that i can make a coke float? |
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08.12.2010, 05:34 PM | #3838 |
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ss, if I didn't already have my knockarounds on, I'd do it! Can you wait till morning?
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aww ok
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08.12.2010, 05:36 PM | #3840 |
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I'd have a Vernor's float.
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