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gmku · 05.18.2015, 04:00 PM

Ha ha!!! Well, that makes me feel better. At least I got a laugh.

Yeh, noise. It makes me crankier than anything. I'll sound like a cranky old man and say this: I think the world has gotten a lot noisier. I'm serious. It feels like nobody respects personal space anymore, there are no boundaries. "Oh, let me just tell you everything about everything that happened to me this weekend and I don't care how loud I have to talk to let everyone hear me."

Another coworker sticks her phone in my face to show me the latest baby pictures of her drooling, crapping niece. She literally shoves it just inches from my nose, and I have to pull back in my chair to focus on the little shit because this coworker can't understand that I wear glasses with progressive lenses because I'm nearsighted. What's more, she has gigantic boobs, and when she does this, her nipples are literally a couple of inches from my lips. Sexual harassment, anyone!? I'm calling HR!

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

just adopt a really folksy and friendly manner while you make deadly threats

well no just introduce this new coworker to the office culture of keeping the fucking noise down.

really i don't know. i'm a cranky fucker. i'd act crazy an dyell CAN SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THAT GODDAMN NOISE.

i almost shot a neighbor's dog several times due to noise. i only stopped because it was a nice dog with an asshole owner. shooting the owner would have been the thing to do, but i don't like the prospect of jail time.

!@#$%! · 05.18.2015, 04:10 PM

okay. but this is your chance to train her-- while she's new. once the behavior is established you're fucked.

someone said it takes 2 or 3 weeks to establish the rules of a relationship. this was about sentimental relationships but i assume it also applies to work. don't waste your chance to shut that shit down before it's too late.

gmku · 05.18.2015, 04:26 PM

I'm going to tell her tomorrow morning as soon as she comes through the door. I'm going to say, "Knock that shit off. All your buzz buzz with the phone all the fuck day long. Enough, just fucking enough. Got it?"

Just like that.

Genteel Death · 05.18.2015, 04:30 PM

Get over it, man. You have no idea what I put up with at work.

!@#$%! · 05.18.2015, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I'm going to tell her tomorrow morning as soon as she comes through the door. I'm going to say, "Knock that shit off. All your buzz buzz with the phone all the fuck day long. Enough, just fucking enough. Got it?"

Just like that.

don't forget to play casually with a switchblade while you're talking, like a 50s movie!

gmku · 05.18.2015, 04:32 PM

I'm so sorry, Genteel Death. I will pray for you.

gmku · 05.18.2015, 04:34 PM

Good advice! Thank you.

I'd wear my tight Levi's jeans and a white t-shirt but jeans day isn't until Friday. Maybe I should wait until then, for best effect.

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

don't forget to play casually with a switchblade while you're talking, like a 50s movie!

Genteel Death · 05.18.2015, 04:34 PM

Don't pray for me, I am more than capable of looking after myself. Just stop being a crybaby.

gmku · 05.18.2015, 04:35 PM

I'll pray for you if I fucking feel like it, fucker.

!@#$%! · 05.18.2015, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Genteel Death

Don't pray for me, I am more than capable of looking after myself. Just stop being a crybaby.

no! crybaby--that's just the look

gmku · 05.18.2015, 04:42 PM

Ha ha!

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

no! crybaby--that's just the look

gmku · 05.18.2015, 05:45 PM

In the mailbox, U.S. Air Force Reserve Honorable Discharge certificate, to Captain GMKU, with "testimonial of Honest and Faithful Service...".

God bless the U.S.A., y'all.

Genteel Death · 05.18.2015, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gmku

I'll pray for you if I fucking feel like it, fucker.

Do you pray for me with your eyes closed or open?

gmku · 05.18.2015, 06:01 PM

I pray with my eyes on fire, baby.

Genteel Death · 05.18.2015, 06:02 PM

You setting fire to yourself?

gmku · 05.18.2015, 06:25 PM

Forget it. It was just a figure of speech. You know what that is, right?

Genteel Death · 05.18.2015, 08:33 PM

i only speak the language of love baby.

Antagon · 05.19.2015, 05:58 AM

So, here it goes, my complete list of visuals. It's in German because it was initially created after the fact for the visitors, but there are only a few terms that actually need translation. "Filmausschnitt" means a fragment or a specific scene of a movie. "Kurzfilm" means short film. "Archivaufnahme" is equivalent to stock footage. "Werbung" means commercial. I will use a lot of the things that have been recommended to me during my next gig. I went a bit over my head with the stuff I've collected this time, so many things I wanted to incorporate didn't make the cut yet. But they're ready to have their moment the next time around.

guest · 05.19.2015, 08:18 AM

I am in love with my tutor

schizophrenicroom · 05.19.2015, 09:09 PM

no shame

05.18.2015, 04:10 PM	#38702
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,548	okay. but this is your chance to train her-- while she's new. once the behavior is established you're fucked. someone said it takes 2 or 3 weeks to establish the rules of a relationship. this was about sentimental relationships but i assume it also applies to work. don't waste your chance to shut that shit down before it's too late.
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05.18.2015, 04:26 PM	#38703
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'm going to tell her tomorrow morning as soon as she comes through the door. I'm going to say, "Knock that shit off. All your buzz buzz with the phone all the fuck day long. Enough, just fucking enough. Got it?" Just like that. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.18.2015, 04:30 PM	#38704
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Get over it, man. You have no idea what I put up with at work.
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05.18.2015, 04:32 PM	#38706
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'm so sorry, Genteel Death. I will pray for you. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.18.2015, 04:34 PM	#38708
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	Don't pray for me, I am more than capable of looking after myself. Just stop being a crybaby.
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05.18.2015, 04:35 PM	#38709
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I'll pray for you if I fucking feel like it, fucker. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.18.2015, 05:45 PM	#38712
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	In the mailbox, U.S. Air Force Reserve Honorable Discharge certificate, to Captain GMKU, with "testimonial of Honest and Faithful Service...". God bless the U.S.A., y'all. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.18.2015, 06:01 PM	#38714
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	I pray with my eyes on fire, baby. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.18.2015, 06:02 PM	#38715
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	You setting fire to yourself?
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05.18.2015, 06:25 PM	#38716
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Forget it. It was just a figure of speech. You know what that is, right? __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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05.18.2015, 08:33 PM	#38717
Genteel Death invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 8,744	i only speak the language of love baby.
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05.19.2015, 05:58 AM	#38718
Antagon invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Vienna, Austria Posts: 2,542	So, here it goes, my complete list of visuals. It's in German because it was initially created after the fact for the visitors, but there are only a few terms that actually need translation. "Filmausschnitt" means a fragment or a specific scene of a movie. "Kurzfilm" means short film. "Archivaufnahme" is equivalent to stock footage. "Werbung" means commercial. I will use a lot of the things that have been recommended to me during my next gig. I went a bit over my head with the stuff I've collected this time, so many things I wanted to incorporate didn't make the cut yet. But they're ready to have their moment the next time around. __________________
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05.19.2015, 08:18 AM	#38719
guest the end of the ugly Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: melbourne Posts: 947	I am in love with my tutor __________________
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05.19.2015, 09:09 PM	#38720
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	no shame __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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