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!@#$%! · 02.14.2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

please start all posts with "One time..."

communist.

once upon a time i was in highschool we went camping with some teachers, at night we hit the bars in a nearby town and i ended up fucking this local chick in an empty house; while we were going at it some people found out about it & went to call her brothers; we ran in different directions (per her instructions) & i feared i was going to end up like santiago nasar in chronicle of a death foretold (i.e., stabbed to death with pig-butchering knives).

of course, nothing happened at the end except i had to take a dip in the cold sea.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.14.2008, 04:33 PM

You didn't finish yourself off after the coast was clear?

Savage Clone · 02.14.2008, 04:33 PM

One time I got "recognized" by someone in a coffeeshop who had seen me play a show a few weeks earlier.

A thousand miles away from where we were both standing.

!@#$%! · 02.14.2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

You didn't finish yourself off after the coast was clear?

you'd like to know, wouldn't you?

Savage Clone · 02.14.2008, 04:34 PM

I'm not giving up any sexy "one time" anecdotes here.

Rob Instigator · 02.14.2008, 04:34 PM

One Time when I was around 9 years old me and my friends saw some nudie mags in the storm sewer and we decided to send my younger bro, who was the smallest, into the sewer to get them, and he did and when he handed them to us and we pulled them out we saw they were all Playgirls! EEK! what wasted effort! we wanted to see some tit-tays!

!@#$%! · 02.14.2008, 04:35 PM

they killed santiago nasar with pig-butchering knives if you must know

Rob Instigator · 02.14.2008, 04:37 PM

El D.F. gets all the fun.

Savage Clone · 02.14.2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

One Time when I was around 9 years old me and my friends saw some nudie mags in the storm sewer and we decided to send my younger bro, who was the smallest, into the sewer to get them, and he did and when he handed them to us and we pulled them out we saw they were all Playgirls! EEK! what wasted effort! we wanted to see some tit-tays!

I looked at a Playgirl once as a teen out of curiosity.
Once. I wanted to see how supposed male "sexiness" was being presented.
It was in the back room of the little store where I worked, which carried these magazines.
Naturally, my boss came in and saw me in that 90-second interval.
We laughed it off, but damn.

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

One Time when I was around 9 years old me and my friends saw some nudie mags in the storm sewer and we decided to send my younger bro, who was the smallest, into the sewer to get them, and he did and when he handed them to us and we pulled them out we saw they were all Playgirls! EEK! what wasted effort! we wanted to see some tit-tays!

one time when I was about 9, my friend got hold of a 900 number. I mustve called and listened to that recording 100 times. I was intrigued and confused by it. Needless to say, my mom was less than pleased for multiple reasons when she got the phone bill.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 02.14.2008, 04:48 PM

i thought you meant the One Timez...

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 05:05 PM

one time i was squirting the neighbor dogs with a water bottle and then to my left i suddenly "water makes 'em mad". i say "oh hi!" (it was the neighbor) and then i mumble a bit and ask him what kind of fabric softener his wife uses because it smells good.

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EMMAh · 02.14.2008, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

Another time I went into an abandoned house and there was a staircase that went nowhere. Just straight into a wall. (well to be fair, it was walled off, but still pretty weird, because it didn't seem to connnect anywhere in any other part of the house)

That almost sounds like some Rose Red shit.

One time me and my friend were stealing pylons off the road and throwing them into this ravine. Some soccer mom bitch (who I have had encounters with before) drove by, and stopped and yelled at us. So for some reason we booked it through the bushes and as we were running I got one of my legs stuck in this massive pile a branches and couldn't get out. I ended up peeing my pants while stuck in my branches because I was laughing and scared that my friend would leave me there (she was still running haha) She heard me yelling and came and got me though. When we got back to her house we had to explain the cuts and peed pants so we told her mom that I saw what I thought was a cat, picked it up and it was a baby raccoon. Then we said the mom raccoon came and started doing what mom raccoons do so we ran. She still believes this story.

That's all I can think of now and it's not that interesting. I've peed my pants lots hahaha (not in the past two years though)

EMMAh · 02.14.2008, 06:28 PM

Oh here's one.

One time me and my friend ran my neighbors garden over on tricycles. She ended up driving to my house (it's literally a 5 second walk) and bitched at my dad. Then she drove to my friend's house (which is right behind mine, and I'm on a corner so it's probably like a 10 second walk from her house) and bitched at her dad. It was totally worth the trouble we got in though haha. That woman is a bitch.

girlgun · 02.14.2008, 06:58 PM

those stories are bizarre... and funny, emmah!

ALIEN ANAL · 02.14.2008, 07:47 PM

One time me and my 2 best friends took an abandoned bath tub from a school and drilled skateboard trucks on it and used monster wheels, and then we took it down hills. A bunch of kids then seen us and wanted to join in so we put them in at the highest hill and threw them down. There was no steering or breaks.

gmku · 02.14.2008, 07:51 PM

One time my friend Danny Brown and I in sixth grade bought a bunch of furniture leg studs at the hardware store over lunch hour and stuck them to the bottom our shoe heels so our shoes made loud click-clack noises when we walked and our teacher got mad and said only "hoods" did this sort of thing and made us take them off and then told our parents.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.14.2008, 07:57 PM

one time when i was about 8 i was at the airport watching my dad fly in a helicopter and i had a stomach ache so i ran to the toilet and as i was pulling my pants down i started to wee and pissed all over my pants.

✌➬ · 02.14.2008, 09:05 PM

One time in the parking lot of my old apartment complex I had a threesome in broad daylight with two of my ex-best friends.

Danny Himself · 02.14.2008, 09:32 PM

One time when I was 3 or 4 I stole a duplo man from my playschool. Not so I could keep it at home, but so I could take it back into playschool and be the first kid to get to play with it. It was a popular toy.

Duplo was like Lego only bigger. Yeah. I'm wiiiild.

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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	One time I got "recognized" by someone in a coffeeshop who had seen me play a show a few weeks earlier. A thousand miles away from where we were both standing.
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	I'm not giving up any sexy "one time" anecdotes here.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,931	One Time when I was around 9 years old me and my friends saw some nudie mags in the storm sewer and we decided to send my younger bro, who was the smallest, into the sewer to get them, and he did and when he handed them to us and we pulled them out we saw they were all Playgirls! EEK! what wasted effort! we wanted to see some tit-tays! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,486	they killed santiago nasar with pig-butchering knives if you must know
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,931	El D.F. gets all the fun. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	i thought you meant the One Timez... __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	one time i was squirting the neighbor dogs with a water bottle and then to my left i suddenly "water makes 'em mad". i say "oh hi!" (it was the neighbor) and then i mumble a bit and ask him what kind of fabric softener his wife uses because it smells good. ?
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EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	Oh here's one. One time me and my friend ran my neighbors garden over on tricycles. She ended up driving to my house (it's literally a 5 second walk) and bitched at my dad. Then she drove to my friend's house (which is right behind mine, and I'm on a corner so it's probably like a 10 second walk from her house) and bitched at her dad. It was totally worth the trouble we got in though haha. That woman is a bitch. __________________
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	those stories are bizarre... and funny, emmah!
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	One time me and my 2 best friends took an abandoned bath tub from a school and drilled skateboard trucks on it and used monster wheels, and then we took it down hills. A bunch of kids then seen us and wanted to join in so we put them in at the highest hill and threw them down. There was no steering or breaks. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	One time my friend Danny Brown and I in sixth grade bought a bunch of furniture leg studs at the hardware store over lunch hour and stuck them to the bottom our shoe heels so our shoes made loud click-clack noises when we walked and our teacher got mad and said only "hoods" did this sort of thing and made us take them off and then told our parents. __________________ Ever notice how this place just basically, well, sucks.
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	one time when i was about 8 i was at the airport watching my dad fly in a helicopter and i had a stomach ache so i ran to the toilet and as i was pulling my pants down i started to wee and pissed all over my pants. __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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✌➬ invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: ιλ Posts: 5,754	One time in the parking lot of my old apartment complex I had a threesome in broad daylight with two of my ex-best friends. __________________ We Kill Homosexuals!!!
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	One time when I was 3 or 4 I stole a duplo man from my playschool. Not so I could keep it at home, but so I could take it back into playschool and be the first kid to get to play with it. It was a popular toy. Duplo was like Lego only bigger. Yeah. I'm wiiiild.
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