Post the strangest bit of conversation you ever had vol 0.0023 - Page 2

Hip Priest · 04.05.2007, 06:21 PM

I reckon at least 85% of people could, not unreasonably, be classed as 'weird'.

demonrail666 · 04.05.2007, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Oh god. I'm on a bus, and this evident junky sits next to me.

Me: (coughing?)
Him: You alright, mate?
Me: Yeah, just got a cough, that's all
Him: I can give you something for that (knowing stare)
Me: (thinking: 'arrgghh!) Uh, no thanks.

He started nodding off near me later on. What a pleasant journey that was.

CLASSIC!

Danny Himself · 04.05.2007, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonrail666

CLASSIC!

Was it you?

04.05.2007, 06:23 PM

Probably.

demonrail666 · 04.05.2007, 06:26 PM

Not me mate.

MellySingsDoom · 04.05.2007, 06:31 PM

demonrail666 tell true say. Respec'!

Even worse - my various "conversations" at work with Stevo from Some Bizarre, usually involving him screaming at me, and me wanting to tell him to fuck off.

Inhuman · 04.05.2007, 09:33 PM

Rob says
...and become a businessman selling circumcision films and paintings
danny glovers in a dangerous time says
the latest issue of artforum comes with pieces of yr dick
Julie says: I could so hug you to death lol
Rob says: Do it! Then you can be a necropheliac afterwards

ZEROpumpkins · 04.06.2007, 02:42 AM

Probably when I was sitting on the bus, and some guy saw the guitar magazine I was reading and started talking about Iron Maiden. He then got off at the stop right outside the brothel and proceeded to go inside. And another time I was on this bus, a woman of about 30 got on the bus with a kid about 10, and started talking to my friend and myself about how she was going to "bash the shit" out of this other mum, and how she thought the other mum was a "dirty fucking cunt". She was obviously crazy.

Prisstina · 04.06.2007, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Kegmama

You notice how most of you tell these stories of when you were "on a bus"?! Public transport is totally scary here in So Cal. Buses are the worst, I have only been on one once. Jon Boy has been on some horrible adventures of train rides and shit- post them man!

i ride the bus at least four times a day, and 99% of the time i go home having a story to tell about some weirdo on one of them. usually some crazy lady talking nonsense to herself or a rather obese man trying to be "nice" to little kids and touching their stomachs.

jon boy · 04.07.2007, 11:34 AM

there really are too many stories to tell. i have witnessed and been through so much on public transport its hard to know where to begin.

ZEROpumpkins · 04.07.2007, 07:41 PM

I think it's something to do with crazy people not being able to get their drivers license.

ZEROpumpkins · 04.07.2007, 07:42 PM

Whoohoo i'm a destroyed room!

musicfallinglikesnow · 04.08.2007, 12:02 AM

Civilized people here in South America:
I was at the shrink's waiting room, which happens to be the waiting room for other doctors as well. An old woman began talking to me about her married life, her numerous illnesses, well the works, you know that people that talk their entire life to you like they've known you all their lives and her daughter, she said, was sitting nearby. Why didn't she talk to her daughter instead? Well so she asks, "what doctor did you come to see here?" I said, "the one in that consultory." "And who's that?" "A psychiatrist"...
The prejudiced old woman didn't utter one more word in all the time that we were there. When they called her in she didn't even say goodbye.
ONLY CONCLUSION I CAN DRAW:
Weird people are not so respected here as they are in Europe.

Sonic Youth 37 · 04.08.2007, 12:38 AM

Recently I had a discussion with a friend of mine on why he diagnosed himself with coitophobia and how he didn't care about it.
That was strange.

Anngella · 04.08.2007, 01:48 AM

SRSLY: i was so sad all weekend
SRSLY: it was such a weepend.
AngeLaSleeping: it was such a weepened, i drown myself at the deepend.

AngeLaSleeping = Me

Not particularly weird, just slightly comical.

SynthethicalY · 04.08.2007, 01:51 AM

I had the weirdest conversations with strangers. I love meeting strangers they are just the best. I am such a stranger magnet.

Anngella · 04.08.2007, 01:58 AM

More AIM conversation,

jam: i was changing the trash at culver's today
jam: and had the hugest urge to play rollercoaster tycoon
AngeLaSleeping: wow.
AngeLaSleeping: when i change the trash at culvers, i get more of a sims 2 craving.

Anngella · 04.08.2007, 02:14 AM

More.

AngeLaSleeping: so the damn thing won't even load.
AngeLaSleeping: likei clicked the thing to open it and the thing doesn't do the thing.
jam: oh no
jam: i know what you mean though
AngeLaSleeping: stupid stupid thing
jam: why do you keep saying fried?
AngeLaSleeping: i said fried?
jam: i love that you keep saying fried
AngeLaSleeping: what
jam: fuck
jam: what the fuck
AngeLaSleeping: i never said fried
jam: no
jam: whats going on
AngeLaSleeping: maybe you're having some weird fantasies about me and some fries

SynthethicalY · 04.08.2007, 02:15 AM

Repped.

Anngella · 04.08.2007, 02:38 AM

I'm not even going to bother censoring her screenname anymore.

AngeLaSleeping: wow
AngeLaSleeping: it's comfortable but it makes me feel like i'm about to do bad things
jamrock mafia: ?
AngeLaSleeping: one leg on each side of monitor
AngeLaSleeping: why do i do these things?
jamrock mafia: lmao
AngeLaSleeping: it's so comfortable though
AngeLaSleeping: and convientient
AngeLaSleeping: and symmetrical
jamrock mafia: symmetry is just about the best thing sometimes
AngeLaSleeping: yeah.
AngeLaSleeping: but don't worry, i'm fully clothes
AngeLaSleeping: clothed*
jamrock mafia: as long as you're not frying
AngeLaSleeping: so this symmetric and going to get nasty
jamrock mafia: idk if i';d be able to take that
AngeLaSleeping: wow
AngeLaSleeping: i can just imagine
AngeLaSleeping: like a fry cooker
AngeLaSleeping: in between my legs
AngeLaSleeping: in front of me
AngeLaSleeping: with some fries in it
AngeLaSleeping: that would also be convienient
AngeLaSleeping: since i'm craving fries
jamrock mafia: god, this joke is relaly sexual and hilarious but it really hoenstly just makes me want some mor fries
AngeLaSleeping: i could just reach between my legs, and grab a handful of fries.
jamrock mafia: wouldn't it be great if you could menstruate fries?
jamrock mafia: nothing else
jamrock mafia: just fries
AngeLaSleeping: wow
jamrock mafia: i bet they would be forbidden thogh
jamrock mafia: and wya grosser
AngeLaSleeping: most brilliant thing ever.
AngeLaSleeping: true
jamrock mafia: but i woul dstill eat them
jamrock mafia: they would admittedly need some salt
AngeLaSleeping: but there wouldn't really be a need for tampons
jamrock mafia: not at all, and your teachers couldn't make ou not eat in class
AngeLaSleeping: but don't genital liquids taste salty?
jamrock mafia: because really, where are you goign to go with all those friesa/
jamrock mafia: ?*
AngeLaSleeping: hmm
AngeLaSleeping: i don't know
AngeLaSleeping: they could send you to the bathroom
AngeLaSleeping: until your done frying
jamrock mafia: thats so prehistoric
AngeLaSleeping: true
jamrock mafia: be realistic, angela. women have rights to an education, even if they're menstruating french fries.
AngeLaSleeping: sorry, my misogynist side kicked in.
jamrock mafia: obviously

04.05.2007, 06:21 PM	#21
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	I reckon at least 85% of people could, not unreasonably, be classed as 'weird'. __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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04.05.2007, 06:23 PM	#24
sarramkrop Posts: n/a	Probably.
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04.05.2007, 06:26 PM	#25
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	Not me mate.
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04.05.2007, 06:31 PM	#26
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	demonrail666 tell true say. Respec'! Even worse - my various "conversations" at work with Stevo from Some Bizarre, usually involving him screaming at me, and me wanting to tell him to fuck off. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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04.05.2007, 09:33 PM	#27
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Rob says ...and become a businessman selling circumcision films and paintings danny glovers in a dangerous time says the latest issue of artforum comes with pieces of yr dick Julie says: I could so hug you to death lol Rob says: Do it! Then you can be a necropheliac afterwards __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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04.06.2007, 02:42 AM	#28
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Probably when I was sitting on the bus, and some guy saw the guitar magazine I was reading and started talking about Iron Maiden. He then got off at the stop right outside the brothel and proceeded to go inside. And another time I was on this bus, a woman of about 30 got on the bus with a kid about 10, and started talking to my friend and myself about how she was going to "bash the shit" out of this other mum, and how she thought the other mum was a "dirty fucking cunt". She was obviously crazy. __________________
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04.07.2007, 11:34 AM	#30
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	there really are too many stories to tell. i have witnessed and been through so much on public transport its hard to know where to begin. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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04.07.2007, 07:41 PM	#31
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	I think it's something to do with crazy people not being able to get their drivers license. __________________
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04.07.2007, 07:42 PM	#32
ZEROpumpkins invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Sydney Posts: 6,157	Whoohoo i'm a destroyed room! __________________
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04.08.2007, 12:02 AM	#33
musicfallinglikesnow stalker Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 454	Civilized people here in South America: I was at the shrink's waiting room, which happens to be the waiting room for other doctors as well. An old woman began talking to me about her married life, her numerous illnesses, well the works, you know that people that talk their entire life to you like they've known you all their lives and her daughter, she said, was sitting nearby. Why didn't she talk to her daughter instead? Well so she asks, "what doctor did you come to see here?" I said, "the one in that consultory." "And who's that?" "A psychiatrist"... The prejudiced old woman didn't utter one more word in all the time that we were there. When they called her in she didn't even say goodbye. ONLY CONCLUSION I CAN DRAW: Weird people are not so respected here as they are in Europe. __________________
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04.08.2007, 12:38 AM	#34
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Recently I had a discussion with a friend of mine on why he diagnosed himself with coitophobia and how he didn't care about it. That was strange. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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04.08.2007, 01:48 AM	#35
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	SRSLY: i was so sad all weekend SRSLY: it was such a weepend. AngeLaSleeping: it was such a weepened, i drown myself at the deepend. AngeLaSleeping = Me Not particularly weird, just slightly comical. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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04.08.2007, 01:51 AM	#36
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	I had the weirdest conversations with strangers. I love meeting strangers they are just the best. I am such a stranger magnet.
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04.08.2007, 01:58 AM	#37
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	More AIM conversation, jam: i was changing the trash at culver's today jam: and had the hugest urge to play rollercoaster tycoon AngeLaSleeping: wow. AngeLaSleeping: when i change the trash at culvers, i get more of a sims 2 craving. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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04.08.2007, 02:14 AM	#38
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	More. AngeLaSleeping: so the damn thing won't even load. AngeLaSleeping: likei clicked the thing to open it and the thing doesn't do the thing. jam: oh no jam: i know what you mean though AngeLaSleeping: stupid stupid thing jam: why do you keep saying fried? AngeLaSleeping: i said fried? jam: i love that you keep saying fried AngeLaSleeping: what jam: fuck jam: what the fuck AngeLaSleeping: i never said fried jam: no jam: whats going on AngeLaSleeping: maybe you're having some weird fantasies about me and some fries __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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04.08.2007, 02:15 AM	#39
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	Repped.
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04.08.2007, 02:38 AM	#40
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I'm not even going to bother censoring her screenname anymore. AngeLaSleeping: wow AngeLaSleeping: it's comfortable but it makes me feel like i'm about to do bad things jamrock mafia: ? AngeLaSleeping: one leg on each side of monitor AngeLaSleeping: why do i do these things? jamrock mafia: lmao AngeLaSleeping: it's so comfortable though AngeLaSleeping: and convientient AngeLaSleeping: and symmetrical jamrock mafia: symmetry is just about the best thing sometimes AngeLaSleeping: yeah. AngeLaSleeping: but don't worry, i'm fully clothes AngeLaSleeping: clothed* jamrock mafia: as long as you're not frying AngeLaSleeping: so this symmetric and going to get nasty jamrock mafia: idk if i';d be able to take that AngeLaSleeping: wow AngeLaSleeping: i can just imagine AngeLaSleeping: like a fry cooker AngeLaSleeping: in between my legs AngeLaSleeping: in front of me AngeLaSleeping: with some fries in it AngeLaSleeping: that would also be convienient AngeLaSleeping: since i'm craving fries jamrock mafia: god, this joke is relaly sexual and hilarious but it really hoenstly just makes me want some mor fries AngeLaSleeping: i could just reach between my legs, and grab a handful of fries. jamrock mafia: wouldn't it be great if you could menstruate fries? jamrock mafia: nothing else jamrock mafia: just fries AngeLaSleeping: wow jamrock mafia: i bet they would be forbidden thogh jamrock mafia: and wya grosser AngeLaSleeping: most brilliant thing ever. AngeLaSleeping: true jamrock mafia: but i woul dstill eat them jamrock mafia: they would admittedly need some salt AngeLaSleeping: but there wouldn't really be a need for tampons jamrock mafia: not at all, and your teachers couldn't make ou not eat in class AngeLaSleeping: but don't genital liquids taste salty? jamrock mafia: because really, where are you goign to go with all those friesa/ jamrock mafia: ?* AngeLaSleeping: hmm AngeLaSleeping: i don't know AngeLaSleeping: they could send you to the bathroom AngeLaSleeping: until your done frying jamrock mafia: thats so prehistoric AngeLaSleeping: true jamrock mafia: be realistic, angela. women have rights to an education, even if they're menstruating french fries. AngeLaSleeping: sorry, my misogynist side kicked in. jamrock mafia: obviously __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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