What do you call your Penis? - Page 2

CHOUT · 06.13.2006, 07:33 PM

We used to call this one guy Captain Hook since his dick was very curved and he had no apprehensions about showing it off. Mine's straight as an arrow, fyi.

I usually say my dick. I don't have a name for it.

nomadicfollower · 06.13.2006, 07:34 PM

Schlong. 'Cause it's like a schlong.

Pax Americana · 06.13.2006, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

The Oracle

He who brings life.

Old chap.

Cock.

Pink trombone.

Love meat.

Wang.

Special flesh.

Damacles (as in 'the sword of...')

Spaff machine.

Wild thang.

The pirate of men's pants.

Ol' one eyes.

The master.

...Need I go on?

ha! That list made me smile. "He who brings Life" hahahaha

sonicl · 06.14.2006, 02:55 AM

Percy

candymoan · 06.14.2006, 03:13 AM

my fellow has his own name..
it's a dorky name..

i'm not telling what it is...

alyasa · 06.14.2006, 03:14 AM

What the fuck... I call it my cock.

youthoftomorrow · 06.14.2006, 03:16 AM

Wando the Magnificent

sonicl · 06.14.2006, 03:20 AM

Or occasionally "todger"

space_monkey · 06.14.2006, 03:33 AM

ELVIS

porkmarras · 06.14.2006, 03:54 AM

I don't call mine anything but i can hear its call every now and then.

jon boy · 06.14.2006, 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I don't call mine anything but i can hear its call,every now and then.

thats a good one!

porkmarras · 06.14.2006, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice

The Oracle

He who brings life.

Old chap.

Cock.

Pink trombone.

Love meat.

Wang.

Special flesh.

Damacles (as in 'the sword of...')

Spaff machine.

Wild thang.

The pirate of men's pants.

Ol' one eyes.

The master.

...Need I go on?

Can we be sure that your cock hasn't turned schizophrenic with all those names attached to it?

Glice · 06.14.2006, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Can we be sure that your cock hasn't turned schizophrenic with all those names attached to it?

He's certainly a changable young thing, so it's possible. He's very difficult to talk to rationally as well...

porkmarras · 06.14.2006, 06:28 AM

Does it move a lot when you walk?

candymoan · 06.14.2006, 06:32 AM

since they got minds of their own, i wonder what he calls me?

porkmarras · 06.14.2006, 06:34 AM

I even wonder if he knows me.

sonic sphere · 06.14.2006, 07:16 AM

langer

golden child · 06.14.2006, 09:01 AM

throbbing gristle

alyasa · 06.14.2006, 09:02 AM

Come to think of it, it calls me actually...

porkmarras · 06.14.2006, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golden child

throbbing gristle

Oh look.Clever.

View Poll Results: What do you call your penis?
penis	5	11.36%
dick	10	22.73%
weiner	0	0%
wang	2	4.55%
schlong	2	4.55%
tallywacker	0	0%
pecker	2	4.55%
peepee	1	2.27%
ding-a-ling	0	0%
other.......	22	50.00%
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06.13.2006, 07:33 PM	#21
CHOUT invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Minneapolis MN Posts: 3,128	We used to call this one guy Captain Hook since his dick was very curved and he had no apprehensions about showing it off. Mine's straight as an arrow, fyi. I usually say my dick. I don't have a name for it. __________________ Chout's rare Sonic Youth vids: http://youtube.com/SONICchout
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06.13.2006, 07:34 PM	#22
nomadicfollower invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: North America Posts: 2,672	Schlong. 'Cause it's like a schlong.
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06.14.2006, 02:55 AM	#24
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Percy
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06.14.2006, 03:13 AM	#25
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	my fellow has his own name.. it's a dorky name.. i'm not telling what it is... __________________ /* nothing here...
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06.14.2006, 03:14 AM	#26
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	What the fuck... I call it my cock. __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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06.14.2006, 03:16 AM	#27
youthoftomorrow expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Idaho. Posts: 1,418	Wando the Magnificent __________________ avalanche.
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06.14.2006, 03:20 AM	#28
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	Or occasionally "todger"
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06.14.2006, 03:33 AM	#29
space_monkey bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: ROVINJ ( croatia) Posts: 237	ELVIS
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06.14.2006, 03:54 AM	#30
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I don't call mine anything but i can hear its call every now and then. __________________
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06.14.2006, 06:28 AM	#34
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Does it move a lot when you walk? __________________
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06.14.2006, 06:32 AM	#35
candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	since they got minds of their own, i wonder what he calls me? __________________ /* nothing here...
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06.14.2006, 06:34 AM	#36
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I even wonder if he knows me. __________________
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06.14.2006, 07:16 AM	#37
sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	langer
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06.14.2006, 09:01 AM	#38
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	throbbing gristle __________________ blind
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06.14.2006, 09:02 AM	#39
alyasa invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 3,791	Come to think of it, it calls me actually... __________________ Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai
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