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Cantankerous · 08.13.2008, 12:26 PM

i'll drive.

afterthefact · 08.13.2008, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

can anyone drive a plane? and/or land it?

we could always lace their drinking water with cyanide/arsenic/purple kool aid

John Denver?... wait... JFK Jr?... um....

no, I can't think of anyone...

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

It's a wallaby.

*sobs*

I hear Al-Qaida air Are handy with off the cuff flghts - oh hang on, they don't know how to land, do they?

afterthefact · 08.13.2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

*sobs*

I hear Al-Qaida air Are handy with off the cuff flghts - oh hang on, they don't know how to land, do they?

We don't know; it hasn't come up yet.

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 12:30 PM

"Death to all Western Infidels! And now, here comes the Duty Free trolley!"

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'll drive.

ok, we'll need to make a stop in kentucky to pick this guy up... he agreed to work for one lynard skynard vintage tee

afterthefact · 08.13.2008, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

ok, we'll need to make a stop in kentucky to pick this guy up... he agreed to work for one lynard skynard vintage tee

Hey, I'm from Kentucky!

We prefer Foghat, thank you very much.

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

Hey, I'm from Kentucky!

We prefer Foghat, thank you very much.

my apologies, he also demanded two handfuls of jelly beans

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 12:34 PM

And Kool Aid, I bet he wants Kool Aid too.

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 12:36 PM

well i order that wholesale, so we're good there... also, this guy is only our flight attendant, you know, to show us how to buckle the safety belts and what to do in case of an emergency... i figured we needed a professional

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 12:37 PM

And he can entertain us with some fabulous song and dance routines. It'll be like a super-gay version of "Con Air".

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 12:42 PM

yes! i mean, he should be decent, for the price... i wanted this guy but he was way expensive and said that he doesn't tolerate ass-pinching while in the air

MellySingsDoom · 08.13.2008, 12:44 PM

Man, he good, but when I joined this crew, I demanded payment in ass-pinching. And Pringles.

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 12:48 PM

i believe cantanky is the one who handles the crew salaries... be they kicks to the groin, or ass-pinches and pringles... you should have held out for more Melly... i'm getting 40 swift kicks to the groin, and i practically do nothing...

Cantankerous · 08.13.2008, 12:49 PM

you'll both be rewarded handsomely. no kicks to the balls.

✌➬ · 08.13.2008, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead

ok, we'll need to make a stop in kentucky to pick this guy up... he agreed to work for one lynard skynard vintage tee

What rave did he come out of?

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous

you'll both be rewarded handsomely. no kicks to the balls.

ok, but i don't want to be paid in chocolate kisses again... i need more sustenance.

floatingslowly · 08.13.2008, 12:59 PM

PIGFUCKING FUCKMUPPETS.

/thread

atsonicpark · 08.13.2008, 01:12 PM

haha yo gabba gabba is AMAZING

davenotdead · 08.13.2008, 01:15 PM

yes! hahaha

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08.13.2008, 12:34 PM	#29
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08.13.2008, 12:36 PM	#30
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	well i order that wholesale, so we're good there... also, this guy is only our flight attendant, you know, to show us how to buckle the safety belts and what to do in case of an emergency... i figured we needed a professional __________________
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08.13.2008, 12:37 PM	#31
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	And he can entertain us with some fabulous song and dance routines. It'll be like a super-gay version of "Con Air". __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.13.2008, 12:42 PM	#32
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	yes! i mean, he should be decent, for the price... i wanted this guy but he was way expensive and said that he doesn't tolerate ass-pinching while in the air __________________
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MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Man, he good, but when I joined this crew, I demanded payment in ass-pinching. And Pringles. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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08.13.2008, 12:48 PM	#34
davenotdead invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 7,784	i believe cantanky is the one who handles the crew salaries... be they kicks to the groin, or ass-pinches and pringles... you should have held out for more Melly... i'm getting 40 swift kicks to the groin, and i practically do nothing... __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	PIGFUCKING FUCKMUPPETS. /thread
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