04.04.2009, 07:11 AM | #21 |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: THE You: BOITE DIABOLIQUE Stranger: IS You: INFINITE Stranger: AND You: IT Stranger: CAN You: DO Stranger: SOME You: COFFEE Stranger: NAKED You: ON Stranger: HTE You: ROOFTOPS Stranger: WHILE You: PEOPLE Stranger: WATCH You: PENCILS Stranger: IN You: TREES Stranger: HAVING You: SEX Stranger: WITH You: PENCILS Stranger: NAKED You: ON Stranger: DRUGS You: LIKE Stranger: BBQ You: XTZ Stranger: lol You: you lose. You have disconnected. |
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04.04.2009, 07:38 AM | #22 |
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Hahahahahaha!
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04.04.2009, 03:17 PM | #23 |
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you guys are getting addicted!
i did fuck all on thursday. i'm afraid to get back on. i managed to get off after an hour on friday
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04.04.2009, 03:59 PM | #24 |
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Some of this is pretty massively retarded.
You: Hello. Stranger: hey Stranger: whats upp? You: So what do you enjoying thinking about? Stranger: well Stranger: from? You: Are you asking me where I'm from? Stranger: yes You: I'd rather retain that information as I enjoy being a stranger. You: There's nothing in particular you would like to talk about? Stranger: i see Stranger: no i don't think so You: Okay, then, bye. |
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04.04.2009, 04:08 PM | #25 |
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I did get a Pole to say that he doesn't want to fuck his own asshole, though.
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04.04.2009, 06:17 PM | #26 |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whazaaaaaaaaa Stranger: old joke? You:Woohooahazaaaaaaahhhhh! Stranger: Suck it You: zaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Stranger: I’ll skull stomp you cracka You:Wizzooaaaaaooooooaaahhhaaaafffahhhhhhzzzz Stranger: We alike, smear me. You: Was your presence adequately represented at the G20? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04.04.2009, 06:51 PM | #27 |
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People are really fucking boring. I have to dominate the conversation and even then their replies are mundane.
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04.04.2009, 06:56 PM | #28 |
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You: This is the letter J.
You: J Stranger: This is an ampersand: Stranger: & Stranger: repeat after me: Stranger: "ampersand" You: & Stranger: good You: I prefer J Stranger: mmm You: M You: J&M Stranger: I don't compare them in terms of preference Stranger: J&M Stranger: & becomes "and" Stranger: "jay and em" Stranger: J&M You: J don't comp&re them in terms of preference You: J d&on'J comJ&re Jhem in term& of Preferen&& Stranger: J don't coMp&re theM Jn terMs of preference Stranger: J &JM&'& J&MJ&JJ J&MM JM &JJM &M J&MMJ&MJ&M Stranger: * brain slowly melts * |
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04.04.2009, 07:16 PM | #29 |
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Has anyone else noticed that theirs heaps of Brazilians on there!
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04.04.2009, 11:28 PM | #30 |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Tell mne a secert Stranger: I am drunk You: you first Stranger: fuck Stranger: hard to type Stranger: I asked you first You: nah u didnt Stranger: asshole Stranger: You: Tell mne a secert Stranger: thats what I said Stranger: thats what I meant You: yeah im you Stranger: tell me a sceret punkass Stranger: and I am you You: no im you Stranger: just tell me it Stranger: I don't know you, just tell me You: i asked first Stranger: last one told me she masterbates to little boys raped by fathers and preists Stranger: I asked you first Stranger: fucked up huh? You: i asked you first Stranger: My fetish is fucking armpits Stranger: you? You: cool Stranger: I told you one You: my fetish is fucking armpits Stranger: trap or die Stranger: you too? Stranger: How did you start? Stranger: slow motion You: with an armpit Stranger: trapping all day Stranger: I don't believe you You: dont ya You: oh well Stranger: infact I think you are just lying Stranger: fuck that Stranger: fuck this Stranger: I have to pee You: i think your lying Stranger: will you wait? Stranger: or should I just pee here? You: dunno Stranger: I think I will pee off the roof You: pee here Stranger: or rather the tree Stranger: fuck Stranger: that Stranger: tell me a screte and I will pee here You: on the computer Stranger: fine Stranger: tell me it You: i eat oranges withs spoons You: sssshhhh Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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04.04.2009, 11:43 PM | #31 | |
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04.04.2009, 11:51 PM | #32 |
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Worstconversation ever...
You: hi Stranger: Sup You: not much, first time on here Stranger: Where r u from? You: China You: you Stranger: China is good Stranger: Brazil You: Sweet You: what time is it Stranger: 01:46 AM You: no it's 12:46. You: your clock is wrong Stranger: isn't You: i swear! You: what is your favourite colour Stranger: Blue You: black?! omg me too. that's so cool Stranger: what's your name? You: Zowee You: you? Stranger: Sérgio You: nice Stranger: what you know about Brazil? You: its a country You: and a soccer team You: thats all You: gotta go bye |
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04.05.2009, 12:13 AM | #33 |
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I just had a really nice long conversation with this 21 year old from Miami
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04.05.2009, 12:25 AM | #34 |
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Stranger: herro?
You: hey You: tell me a story Stranger: okay Stranger: uummm Stranger: so this one time Stranger: me and my friends were camping and we were trying to start a camp fire You: yes Stranger: but it had been raining for a few days so all the wood was damp so it was really difficult Stranger: so we were thinking we should try and spray bug spray on the fire to make it bigger Stranger: but our one friend, matt, was like no don't do it! the flames will jump back up into the can! Stranger: so we didn't Stranger: but the fire still wasn't working Stranger: so matt poured propane Stranger: ONTO the fire You: :O Stranger: and obviously, it jumped back up onto his hand Stranger: and he chucked the cannister... into the woods Stranger: GOOD ONE. You: brravo You: that was a great one Stranger: the propane spilled everywhere when he flung it so it made a huge puddle Stranger: which alll Stranger: caught on fire You: oh no Stranger: yeah it was good times Stranger: the park ranger came and just looked at us You: sounds awesome Stranger: looked at the fire You: ahhahaa Stranger: looked at us Stranger: and said "what did we learn?" You: hahahahahahha Stranger: hahaha that was the best part You: great story Stranger: thanks Stranger: do you have a story? You: umm You: so my mom's friend comes over for a swim You: she's wearing a bikini, when she walks her thighs slap together Stranger: ok Stranger: oh no Stranger: is that it? You: i get a HUGE boner + try to hide it somehow, so i grabbed a volleyball You: but the ball seemed to have popped Stranger: ok Stranger: you popped a vollebay with your dicke Stranger: awesome You: everyone sees me Stranger: www.fmylife.com You: so i run inside, when im sleeping that night she came into my room You: and we had the best sex, ever Stranger: ofcourse Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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04.05.2009, 02:22 AM | #35 | |
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04.05.2009, 03:35 AM | #36 |
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Stranger: gay?
Stranger: bi? Stranger: straight? You: straight You: u Stranger: i guess Stranger: bicurious You: lol You: thats fine by me Stranger: im so horny Stranger: lol You: (O.o) Stranger: i bet you are too Stranger: aha You: you need to realese your hornyness You: lol You: nah im not horny Stranger: well i dont wanna just jackoff You: haha Stranger: i want someone to suck me off or something Stranger: aha You: O.O You: haha Stranger: have you ever tasted your cum? Stranger: lmao You: umm You: NO You: i bet you have Stranger: me either You: oh You: lol Stranger: i would never Stranger: thats jsut gross You: hahah Stranger: although my friend did Stranger: ahah You: yuck
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04.05.2009, 03:35 AM | #37 |
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Stranger: i came all over my chest
Stranger: then he licked it off You: umm You: no dude
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04.05.2009, 03:37 AM | #38 |
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Stranger: what
You: thats disgusting Stranger: no its not Stranger: he was hot You: umm yes it is Stranger: and my coach Stranger: lmao
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04.05.2009, 03:41 AM | #39 |
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Stranger: you there
You: yep Stranger: gahh me and my friend are supposed to suck eachother off Stranger: he aint here tho You: i dont wanna know this dude Stranger: yeah you do Stranger: i know it turns you on You: im not gay btw Stranger: i know Stranger: im sure you have an attraction for men tho Stranger: right? You: nope Stranger: like you can think a guy is cute Stranger: but it doesnt man anything Stranger: *mean You: nope O.o
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04.05.2009, 03:55 AM | #40 |
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OMEGLE RULES!!!!
You: hi Stranger: *knock knock* You: sorry someones knocking at my door You: brb You: there was no one there You: ??? You: wierd Stranger: hmm ok Stranger: so i was like talking..*knock knock* Stranger: JESUS Stranger: kill this prank motherfucker
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