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I'm at 1.5 times today. there's no way I'll break 100 unless I crank it up a notch.
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i think if i added up all the times i whacked it and had sex in a month it be at least 100 times.
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Have you had times when you're, er, taking yourself in hand, and suddenly got bored/un-horny? I've had that, and then feel ready for more about 5 mins later...make yer mind up, Melly!
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yr not alone melly
sometimes the kielbasa has a mind of its own
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Erections, eh? Can't live with 'em, and definitely can't live without 'em.
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I don't quite get why you picked January...
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so he has time to train before the big game, duh.
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So when he's telling his grandkids' in years to come, it can be referred to as 'Jerk off January'. |
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Why do you jerk off if you can fuck a girl,better try it https://top10sextoys.com/toys-for-men/ |
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This thread kinda explains a lot.
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this thread, i vaguely recall (or make up), might have been a parody of another one |
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indeed. I'd rather have one amazing wank than 100 middling dribbles......
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it’s halloween season alright
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This is from 10 years ago, so about 2-3 years before my time, but clearly you have always had a thing for milking insults for all they’re worth. (Lolmilk) |
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i’ve been looking—where are the insults? |
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What lead you to make this plan?
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I dunno. I’d been drinking a bit. I think I wanted to do a milk/jizz thing, but didn’t have the energy. |
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moloko sythemesc? |
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