Five Minutes to Kill Yourself - Page 2

atari 2600 · 03.31.2007, 10:00 AM

Oh i see that I must find the scissors and the "shark"...sometime...

floatingslowly · 03.31.2007, 10:34 AM

my favorite beatings came from being punched by the hand of gawd, and blowing up the microwave.

good times.

I still had to go to the meeting though.

PAULYBEE2656 · 03.31.2007, 11:04 AM

ha! excellent!!!
fucking class game fucking class out!!!!!!!!

fucking kinda tough fuck to kill tho.

!@#$%! · 03.31.2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by PAULYBEE2656

ha! excellent!!!
fucking class game fucking class out!!!!!!!!

fucking kinda tough fuck to kill tho.

look for high% damage, scissors only 4% takes forever

in main floor: put trophy in microwave wait 4 xplosion 20%
4 copy machines in copy room 8% each = 32%
buzz off jesus freak = 10% ver fast
lighter + spray can 20%
put pin~ata on 5% each hit
annoying jesus lady 10%
tell big dude tour bf is more muscular 10%
dont know how to piss off fatman

top floor shark 30%
weasels 5% eac 25% when you try to enter "do not enter"

bottom floor put umbrella i mail chute go wait for it on other side 20%

my record is 2:31 dont know how nicfit does it

have fun

nicfit · 03.31.2007, 12:39 PM

I did
lighter+spray=20%
microwave explosion=20%
fat dude backspine crunch=10%
pinata hits=15%
4 copy machines=32%
that paper cutter in the same room as the copy machines=8%
I was lucky enough not to get stuck walking around (the most difficult thing is moving around without hitting things)

Dues · 03.31.2007, 12:49 PM

I gave it another go. And I agree, the moving around bit is the trickiest.
I did: Lighter/Spray + Hand of God + Copy Machines + Cup/Microwave + Staplers by microwave + maybe some other things along the way.

Once again, my lust to die fears no challenge.

!@#$%! · 03.31.2007, 03:52 PM

damn i dont know how you do it in 1'24" but i found out the lazy man to suicide in 1'40" (could be done in a few seconds less but im clumsy)

when the game starts you go back to where the lighter & the jesus woman are-- hold on a second, the jesus freak is coming right after. he goes into the cubicle & you corner him. then hit the space bar over & over & over & get punched by the vengeful god 10 times. the guy is cornered so he can't leave and the dialogue options lead straight to being pummeled, so it's just a retarded way to play the game, ESPECIALLY when you are slightly buzzed (like me) from your saturday brunch

time for coffee.

nicfit · 03.31.2007, 03:53 PM

damn, don't go to the men's bathroom, it's disgusting

!
I'm back home, sadly...

floatingslowly · 03.31.2007, 04:22 PM

finally....in 4:50.

I suck at trying to kill myself.

this time it was a gang of rabid weasels guarding the door to The Man. good times.

atari 2600 · 03.31.2007, 04:55 PM

So has anyone else went to the back room of the mailroom and pissed all over the computers?

floatingslowly · 03.31.2007, 08:03 PM

I clicked on "last post" and read this first:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blatherskite

I wish games like this were played more often in real life.

I was going to point you toward the nearest kinkos so that you could find yourself staplers, shredders, copy machines and maybe just maybe...sharks.

I most likely would have asked why you were still acting so emo.

then I read this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by atari 2600

So has anyone else went to the back room of the mailroom and pissed all over the computers?

after that, I completely agreed.

PS: yes I am a punk snob and I like Neil Young too.

I hope I can sleep tonite!

03.31.2007, 10:00 AM	#21
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	Oh i see that I must find the scissors and the "shark"...sometime...
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03.31.2007, 10:34 AM	#22
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my favorite beatings came from being punched by the hand of gawd, and blowing up the microwave. good times. I still had to go to the meeting though.
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03.31.2007, 11:04 AM	#23
PAULYBEE2656 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: wexford, rep of ireland Posts: 6,930	ha! excellent!!! fucking class game fucking class out!!!!!!!! fucking kinda tough fuck to kill tho. __________________ myspace facebook *twitter*
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03.31.2007, 12:39 PM	#25
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I did lighter+spray=20% microwave explosion=20% fat dude backspine crunch=10% pinata hits=15% 4 copy machines=32% that paper cutter in the same room as the copy machines=8% I was lucky enough not to get stuck walking around (the most difficult thing is moving around without hitting things) __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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03.31.2007, 12:49 PM	#26
Dues little trouble girl Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 80	I gave it another go. And I agree, the moving around bit is the trickiest. I did: Lighter/Spray + Hand of God + Copy Machines + Cup/Microwave + Staplers by microwave + maybe some other things along the way. Once again, my lust to die fears no challenge. __________________ The true test, after all, is to be like everyone else. Once that happens, he no longer has to question his singularity. He is free—not only of others, but of himself.
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03.31.2007, 03:52 PM	#27
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,563	damn i dont know how you do it in 1'24" but i found out the lazy man to suicide in 1'40" (could be done in a few seconds less but im clumsy) when the game starts you go back to where the lighter & the jesus woman are-- hold on a second, the jesus freak is coming right after. he goes into the cubicle & you corner him. then hit the space bar over & over & over & get punched by the vengeful god 10 times. the guy is cornered so he can't leave and the dialogue options lead straight to being pummeled, so it's just a retarded way to play the game, ESPECIALLY when you are slightly buzzed (like me) from your saturday brunch time for coffee.
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03.31.2007, 03:53 PM	#28
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	damn, don't go to the men's bathroom, it's disgusting ! I'm back home, sadly... __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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03.31.2007, 04:22 PM	#29
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	finally....in 4:50. I suck at trying to kill myself. this time it was a gang of rabid weasels guarding the door to The Man. good times.
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03.31.2007, 04:55 PM	#30
atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	So has anyone else went to the back room of the mailroom and pissed all over the computers?
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