Funniest song titles - Page 2

HECKLER SPRAY · 03.27.2008, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

I did? I didn't even read this thread. Just started posting some from the top of my head lol

I was kidding, that's not important. Anyway Zappa is the most obvious choice if you're looking for funny song titles.

pbradley · 03.27.2008, 08:05 PM

I Killed Christgau With My Big Fuckin' Dick is still once of the coolest titles I;ve ever read

Cantankerous · 03.27.2008, 10:24 PM

i find that one to be funny (really its just kill yr idols though) because i hate robert christgau

the mothers of invention - hot poop (not really a song but amusing)

several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict - pink floyd
also not really a song but the best song title ever

EyeballGrowth · 03.27.2008, 11:49 PM

Lol hot poop was the first thing of the mothers I ever heard. It's just echoed snorting if I remember right

atsonicpark · 03.28.2008, 01:05 AM

Thanks Hayden.

atsonicpark · 03.28.2008, 01:05 AM

And of course porn gore/gore grind are genres.

batreleaser · 03.28.2008, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by EyeballGrowth

-.- well......... seems like anyone I talk to somehow mentions the locust or anal CUNT. And I always have to explain to them that it is not music, and that they are fools for listening to it. There I said it. Don't mean to be mean, just the way I feel

if its just the way you feel it doesnt mean we are fools, i dont give two shits about your singular way of thinking about music. and the locust shouldnt even be mentioned iwithn the same breath as anal cunt.

atsonicpark · 03.28.2008, 03:09 AM

I don't like the Locust very much but they are, indeed, "music" and they indeed have "songs" with "riffs" and "structure" and every now and then "melody", EyeballGrowth. Not sure why I felt compelled to put quotes on everything. Anal Cunt have a lot of songs that actually might support your claim to not be "music" but -- having listened to their entire discography save some splits and early ep's/tapes -- I can safely say they actually demonstrate the ability to write amazing riffs sometimes, and Picnic of Love is actually a really well-made album. At least as good as any joke bullshit Ween has ever done.

Hate to say it, but you saying something isn't "music" when they clearly have ACTUAL MUSICAL TALENT (just listen to the Locust's drummer, for god's sakes!) -- like the bands or not -- is really silly and seems ridiculously close-minded.

batreleaser · 03.28.2008, 09:24 AM

calling people idiots for liking it is even more closed minded

atari 2600 · 03.28.2008, 01:22 PM

more...

All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother - Charles Mingus
Satan Gave Me A Taco - Beck
Youth Culture Killed My Dog - They Might Be Giants
Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis - Sonic Youth
Hitman Boy - Sun City Girls
In a Lesbian Meadow - Sun City Girls
There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends - Morrissey
Shoplifters of the World Unite - The Smiths
Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing - Minutemen
Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) - Ween
The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill - The Beatles
Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey - The Beatles
Kicker Of Elves - Guided By Voices
For Electronic Dogs - Laurie Anderson
Born, Never Asked - Laurie Anderson
(I Was Born in A) Laundromat - Camper Van Beethoven
Where The Hell Is Bill? - Camper Van Beethoven
Take The Skinheads Bowling - Camper Van Beethoven
(We're A) Bad Trip - Camper Van Beethoven
We Saw Jerry's Daughter- Camper Van Beethoven
The Day That Lassie Went To The Moon - Camper Van Beethoven

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souther...e_on_the_Skids
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drive-By_Truckers

uhler · 03.28.2008, 01:45 PM

both the locust and anal cunt obiviously are music. i don't like either (i really hate anal cunt), but they are still music to me.

Drjohnrock · 07.28.2015, 08:57 PM

I Love You Honey But I Hate Your Friends - Cheap Trick
The House Is Rocking With Domestic Problems - Cheap Trick
Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore - John Prine
New Face In Hell - The Fall
Careful With That Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd
Baby I'm Drunk - Reverend Horton Heat
Your Phone's Off The Hook But You're Not - X
The Thing That Only Eats Hippies - Dead Milkmen
Jesus At McDonald's - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
Jesus Wouldn't Let Me Pick The Restaurant - Lilly Hiatt [John's daughter]

Mortte Jousimo · 07.29.2015, 08:15 AM

Muffin`Man - Zappa/Beefheart
Man with the woman head - Zappa/Beefheart
the Sky is falling and I want my mommy - Jello Biafra/Nomeansno
Heavenly father send me a woman - Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars
Mr. Hangover is sitting on my shoulder - Electric Blue peggy etc.
Brainless Wonder - Nomeansno
Big Dick - Nomeansno
Two lips, two lungs and one tongue - Nomeansno
Hair Pie: Bake 1 & 2 - Beefheart
My Human gets me Blues - Beefheart
Ant Man Bee - Beefheart
She´s Too much for my mirror - Beefheart
Old Fart at play - Beefheart
I love you, you big dummy - Beefheart

Bertrand · 07.31.2015, 08:29 AM

Born Toulouse-Lautrec (by the New Bomb Turks)

Rob Instigator · 07.31.2015, 08:55 AM

These are the funniest song titles

SYRFox · 08.01.2015, 08:30 AM

Modeselektor - I'm not into Twerk, I'm into KrafTwerk

a baby in 1980 · 08.30.2015, 06:26 PM

I Believe I Can Fly (R. Kelly)

_tunic_ · 09.04.2015, 03:50 AM

Clement Peerens Explosition is a Belgian band that sings in Dutch/Flemmish and look like Spinal Tap. They have some very funny songs and titles, such as:

Boecht van dunaldi it's about cheap supermarket wine

_tunic_ · 09.04.2015, 06:26 AM

Ramones - the KKK took my baby away

and also the Monty Python Spamalot musical has these:
The Song That Goes Like This
What Ever Happened To My Part?

a baby in 1980 · 09.04.2015, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by _tunic_

Ramones - the KKK took my baby away

Yup!

03.27.2008, 08:05 PM	#22
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I Killed Christgau With My Big Fuckin' Dick is still once of the coolest titles I;ve ever read
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i find that one to be funny (really its just kill yr idols though) because i hate robert christgau the mothers of invention - hot poop (not really a song but amusing) several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict - pink floyd also not really a song but the best song title ever __________________ RETIRED
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03.27.2008, 11:49 PM	#24
EyeballGrowth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 992	Lol hot poop was the first thing of the mothers I ever heard. It's just echoed snorting if I remember right
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Thanks Hayden. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	And of course porn gore/gore grind are genres. __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I don't like the Locust very much but they are, indeed, "music" and they indeed have "songs" with "riffs" and "structure" and every now and then "melody", EyeballGrowth. Not sure why I felt compelled to put quotes on everything. Anal Cunt have a lot of songs that actually might support your claim to not be "music" but -- having listened to their entire discography save some splits and early ep's/tapes -- I can safely say they actually demonstrate the ability to write amazing riffs sometimes, and Picnic of Love is actually a really well-made album. At least as good as any joke bullshit Ween has ever done. Hate to say it, but you saying something isn't "music" when they clearly have ACTUAL MUSICAL TALENT (just listen to the Locust's drummer, for god's sakes!) -- like the bands or not -- is really silly and seems ridiculously close-minded. __________________
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batreleaser invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New York, NY Posts: 5,155	calling people idiots for liking it is even more closed minded __________________ listen to pink reason
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atari 2600 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,212	more... All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother - Charles Mingus Satan Gave Me A Taco - Beck Youth Culture Killed My Dog - They Might Be Giants Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis - Sonic Youth Hitman Boy - Sun City Girls In a Lesbian Meadow - Sun City Girls There's a Place in Hell for Me and My Friends - Morrissey Shoplifters of the World Unite - The Smiths Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing - Minutemen Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down) - Ween The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill - The Beatles Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey - The Beatles Kicker Of Elves - Guided By Voices For Electronic Dogs - Laurie Anderson Born, Never Asked - Laurie Anderson (I Was Born in A) Laundromat - Camper Van Beethoven Where The Hell Is Bill? - Camper Van Beethoven Take The Skinheads Bowling - Camper Van Beethoven (We're A) Bad Trip - Camper Van Beethoven We Saw Jerry's Daughter- Camper Van Beethoven The Day That Lassie Went To The Moon - Camper Van Beethoven http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Souther...e_on_the_Skids http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drive-By_Truckers
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uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	both the locust and anal cunt obiviously are music. i don't like either (i really hate anal cunt), but they are still music to me.
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Drjohnrock children of satan Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 283	I Love You Honey But I Hate Your Friends - Cheap Trick The House Is Rocking With Domestic Problems - Cheap Trick Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore - John Prine New Face In Hell - The Fall Careful With That Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd Baby I'm Drunk - Reverend Horton Heat Your Phone's Off The Hook But You're Not - X The Thing That Only Eats Hippies - Dead Milkmen Jesus At McDonald's - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper Jesus Wouldn't Let Me Pick The Restaurant - Lilly Hiatt [John's daughter]
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Mortte Jousimo expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,019	Muffin`Man - Zappa/Beefheart Man with the woman head - Zappa/Beefheart the Sky is falling and I want my mommy - Jello Biafra/Nomeansno Heavenly father send me a woman - Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars Mr. Hangover is sitting on my shoulder - Electric Blue peggy etc. Brainless Wonder - Nomeansno Big Dick - Nomeansno Two lips, two lungs and one tongue - Nomeansno Hair Pie: Bake 1 & 2 - Beefheart My Human gets me Blues - Beefheart Ant Man Bee - Beefheart She´s Too much for my mirror - Beefheart Old Fart at play - Beefheart I love you, you big dummy - Beefheart
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Bertrand expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Rennes, France Posts: 1,267	Born Toulouse-Lautrec (by the New Bomb Turks)
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	These are the funniest song titles __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Modeselektor - I'm not into Twerk, I'm into KrafTwerk
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a baby in 1980 bad moon rising Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Rotselaar, Belgium Posts: 156	I Believe I Can Fly (R. Kelly)
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_tunic_ invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I could live in eurHope Posts: 3,944	Clement Peerens Explosition is a Belgian band that sings in Dutch/Flemmish and look like Spinal Tap. They have some very funny songs and titles, such as: Boecht van dunaldi it's about cheap supermarket wine __________________ what comes first, the music or the words?
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_tunic_ invito al cielo Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: I could live in eurHope Posts: 3,944	Ramones - the KKK took my baby away and also the Monty Python Spamalot musical has these: The Song That Goes Like This What Ever Happened To My Part? __________________ what comes first, the music or the words?
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