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Thanks, I try my best.
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I really don't understand yr need to be such a freaking asshole 99% of the time, but whatever floats yr little boat.
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as a kid i hated vegetable soup and my dog ate it regularly under the table also, the gristle in meat the dog was so quick all it too was for my mother to look away a mere second |
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one time i was sick and i couldn't cook and madame !@#$%! made me a grilled cheese sandwich. it was burnt all over. we scraped the ashes together over the sink and laughed.
best sandwich ever. |
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I vomited a few times after eating food in restaurants, and always made sure that I puked in the toilets, so as not to make a scene. The rainbow.
it's awful when you have to stick two fingers up your mouth to let it all out. |
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I didn't mean to offend you. Sorry. |
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in cases of poisoning though i recommend hot water with A LOT of salt. spoons of it. works with drink, pills, and rotten tomatos. then again, ipecac syrup is supposed to rule it all. |
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if it is someone you don't know very well and they are trying to be hospitable |
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if i'd taken the trouble to prepare food for someone and they refused to eat it i'd throw them out of my house
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Exactly my point. You don't necessarily need to know the person who cooked for you, it could be the friend of someone who invited you along to a dinner party, and it would look TERRIBLY rude to refuse to eat what the host prepared for dinner. |
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...and if you're visiting the wrong tribe, you could end up being cooked next
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unless it smells like milk, I'd just eat it and smile.
if it did smell like milk, no amount of politeness required could force me. then again, I'm not a fucking UN ambassador and lives don't hang in the balance. |
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I have a stomach of steel. I find it easier to tolerate food that tastes like AIDS than I do the idea that someone might think me rude.
Plus, everyone's ballsed up cooking before. If you haven't, you don't have enough people round for dinner.
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ahh the taste of aids. I suppose if you could lick this board, that's what it would taste like.
I'd totally feed it to the dog. |
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If someone's cooking went wrong, chances are that often they'd acknowledge that, and perhaps ask you not to eat it themselves. Or at least they'd give you more of a chance to refuse to.
It's if their cooking went to plan, and you were stuck in a situation where it was hard to refuse, which interests me more. And somehow I think it's only the internet that makes you think you'd get away with being rude. |
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that tactic didn't work even when it was said of you.
you'd make a great ex-smoker. |
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I can only hope for the best.
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perhaps I should post my password in a tizzy and come back as ylwolsgnitaolf the next day.
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You're adult enough to do what you like, on the internet. Perhaps you should. Try coming back as a less slow-witted poster, if you can.
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