i'm looking for girl - Page 2

SYRFox · 07.26.2009, 12:41 PM

^^^ just kiddin

terminal pharmacy · 07.26.2009, 12:56 PM

get off the internet and go to a fucking pub........ no seriously...... im too lazy to read the thread.... but if that is the thread title... ummmmm get off the internet and go to a fucking pub and see soem fucking music

terminal pharmacy · 07.26.2009, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000

some woman are cool i know

dude, all women i know are godess'..............

THAT IS ALL

amerikangod · 07.26.2009, 01:58 PM

That's right. Every single woman is a goddess that can do anything a man does twice as well. They are strong, intelligent, and beautiful.

Even the fat ones.

amerikangod · 07.26.2009, 02:00 PM

But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar.

Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic.
Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby.

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.26.2009, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amerikangod

But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar.

Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic.
Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby.

This is sad, but true. Learn guitar, just a few power chords will do.

Satan · 07.26.2009, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notyourfiend

correct me if i'm wrong but this board seems to bit a bit of a sausage fest. i haven't seen that many female posters (or at least posters who i recognize as being female.) i mean, there are some but it seems like it's mostly dudes. am i accurate?

terriblecanyons · 07.26.2009, 02:39 PM

amerikangod · 07.26.2009, 03:23 PM

If there were women on this board, then they would be on my arm, lovingly cooing at me. Do you see a picture of that in my sig?

Hence no women.

Lamont Cranston · 07.26.2009, 04:07 PM

I'd like a female too please

dirty bunny · 07.26.2009, 04:51 PM

Could've sworn the Shadow had a girlfriend.

Derek · 07.26.2009, 04:52 PM

I have a girl and you all are probably way more cooler than I am.

greedrex · 07.27.2009, 12:01 AM

Where has Naive melody gone????

PAULYBEE2656 · 07.27.2009, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox

you don't know what you're talking about

yep..havent a clue!! whats a woman.. wo amn wooo amn woo man woo man woo amnWOO MAN woooo maaan wooomaaan woomaan WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN WOMAN

floatingslowly · 07.27.2009, 10:10 AM

I've got a girl.

if the price is right, maybe we can work something out.

I will warn you, this model is not for beginners.

Sonic Youth 37 · 07.27.2009, 10:58 AM

I have a feeling that girlgun would rip the OP's arms from the sockets like a wookie that just lost at space chess.

terriblecanyons · 07.29.2009, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000

i want to roll you into my bed

what you think of that?

Like a burrito?

nicfit · 07.29.2009, 03:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k64w3354kE

terriblecanyons · 07.29.2009, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k64w3354kE

You must spread some Jennifer Lopez Burritos around before giving one to nicfit again.

floatingslowly · 07.29.2009, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aloevera_biopillow2000

something like a burrito thing

I think you mean "taco".

here, try this with yr lady-friend, some night when you are "close":

yr taco glistens
like dew on a rose
it's a beautiful day
take out yr clothes

yes yes yes. yr welcome.

07.26.2009, 12:41 PM	#21
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	^^^ just kiddin
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terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	get off the internet and go to a fucking pub........ no seriously...... im too lazy to read the thread.... but if that is the thread title... ummmmm get off the internet and go to a fucking pub and see soem fucking music
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	That's right. Every single woman is a goddess that can do anything a man does twice as well. They are strong, intelligent, and beautiful. Even the fat ones. __________________
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amerikangod invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,761	But seriously, best way to score a chick is by learning guitar. Want shy, wussy chicks? Learn to play acoustic. Want a chick that'll go down on you in a gas station bathroom? Electric, baby. __________________
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dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,680	Could've sworn the Shadow had a girlfriend. __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I've got a girl. if the price is right, maybe we can work something out. I will warn you, this model is not for beginners.
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Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	I have a feeling that girlgun would rip the OP's arms from the sockets like a wookie that just lost at space chess. __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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