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they left out boogermykthipians
so i'll just add that. BOOGERMYKTHIPIAN: (JAN 3-17, APR 23-25, JUNE 1-30, OCT 31, DEC 14) Boogermykthipians drink alcohol and enjoy puzzles. They like to drink and walk through city streets yelling at people regarding puzzles - puzzles could range from actual 40k piece jigsaws to mathematical equations. The point is, these are the people that construct anthems from their blood. More often than not a Boogermykthipian will mention the old days but they won't be talking about previous generations or their youth, they'll be talking about last week. These people MOVE. They would skateboard if skateboards had rockets attatched to them. They are very particular about rocks and minerals and generally put sedimentry over igneious, but this isn't the rule. All Boogermykthipians frown and spit upon metamorphisis rocks. They will drink everclear and fart and scoff at these rocks and call them fencesitters and villanous quaker/gnostic hybrids. These are the people you see jumping around on Thursdays dressed up as ruffians with flails made of icecream and synapse refractors. They collect your trushiglimph with a hazadrash and then unleash valiance tropes against the atmosphere. They cling together in gangs and often mimic the group tendencies of elephant herds. On Rare occasions a Boogermykthipian can be found isolated. This is when to strike. If you can befriend one of these lone walrii then you will gain tusked knowledge into these other places you previously thought only existed in the remote regions of the Zagros Mountain range circa 347 a.d. While their taste in music may range from early reggae to German classical, they have been known to waltz around amusement parks with boomboxes blasting late era Genesis. Boogermykthipians also enjoy marmite to the extent that they will forgo all bread or crackers, biscuits, lobsters, or any food and just dip their hands into the jar and smear it all over themselves like swine, slurping up every last drop of the stuff.
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This Cancer has been waking up still drunk every morning this weekend. Not exactly sipping wine over a candle-lit game of backgammon really, is it?
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that's the other thing - Boogermykthipians can overlap with other scopes. It has to do with the sun's earwax potential combined with grafted celestial mechanized gnomes. They're like the covert shadow dwellers that lurk in moss laden caverns or within vast avian nests that loom high above the alpine lines on various mountain ranges. Don't push your luck lest you uncover the secret of the ocean dwelling ones. Forget Genesis with them, they're all about INXS. Or so I'm told.
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I'm an Aquarius and I'd say that's me in a nutshell.
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Half of mine is true.
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Mine is pretty correct (Pisces).
Actually, it's really correct.
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Haha as if... Mine (Virgo) is too. Although I used to have more of the Pisces mindset for more than a few years. And some Pisces and Aries ex-girlfriends were trouble. Libras seem to, just like astrology suggests, get along with me on a more mature level. But no Virgo can buy into astrology, right? Hee, a circular argument there.
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Anybody that takes astrology seriously needs help.
Jim: "I don't believe in astrology.....I think it's a bunch of bullshit." (crowd goes nuts)
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it's really interesting. i have loads of shit, books and things on it and some of it is so accurate that you have to wonder.
aries = fucking troublemakers.
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ARIES (Mar 21- Apr 19)Drinking style: Impulsive Aries people like to party and sometimes don'tknow when to call it a night. Their competitive streak makes them proneto closing-time shot contests. They're sloppy, fun drunks, and they getmighty flirty after a coupleof tipples. Getting Aries people drunk is agood way to get what you want out of them, should other methods fail.Aries can become bellicose when blotto, but they will assume that whateverhappened should be forgiven (if not forgotten) by sunrise. They can becounted on to do the same for you -- so long as you haven't gone and doneanything really horrible to them last night, you sneaky Gemini.
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I'm Scorpio, it's actually very accurate.
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ok, let's apply a bit of science since im fed up witht he "oooh its me" shit.
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