[Trasher02]

You think periods are annoying???
Try having a penis.

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Trasher02

You think periods are annoying???
Try having a penis.

now imagine attempting to shove a tampon up said penis.

[Trasher02]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

what's funnier is that i was serious.

 

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by Trasher02

 

 

pretty much takes care of the problem.

[Trasher02]

lol

[porkmarras]

I'm not joking when i say that i've thought this thread was going to be about grammar.

[LifeDistortion]

Kim and millions of other female SY fans feel your pain.

[jon boy]

has anyone seen the latest copy of vice magazine?

[acousticrock87]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I'm not joking when i say that i've thought this thread was going to be about grammar.

I did, too - a grammar thread wittily disguised as a thread about periods, or something.

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

now imagine attempting to shove a tampon up said penis.

I had to take a catheder once...it was the most painful shit ever.
One time my ex was bitching about her period, and I was like "Hey at least you don't have prostatitis and have to feel like you have to take a piss 24/7" and I've had this for like, 5 months because canadian health care is terrible. She said that she'd rather have it because it's not painful. Like I can understand that periods probably suck really bad, but it's just that she said she'd rather have a disease that can result in....amputation than 4 days of pain.

Sorry to hear that it will bother the SY show. I'm sure you'll just be awestruck by Sonic Youth though ^_^

[acousticrock87]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

One time my ex was bitching about her period, and I was like...

Oh don't even try. You'll lose if your severed head is sitting in your lap.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Anngella

Especially when you get them on the day you're seeing Sonic Youth.
Anyone wanna come over so I can kill them and/or give them my ovaries? Thanks.

you mean cramps not periods per se huh?

try the reflexology point-- there is a spot in your achilles TENDONS that if you massage will temporarily relieve the cramps. it's usually on one side or another not both. it will feel painful but keep massaging. i swear it works (i'm not a chick, btw, but a serial monogamist, so i know this shit).

then there are some herbal things you can take-- cramp bark & other shit. help too.

and if all fails i believe a muscle relaxant could give pharmaceutical punch to your attempts to stop the pain.

but try the pressure point thing before you intoxicate yourself with meds...

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

you mean cramps not periods per se huh?

it really does suck to have blood oozing out of your vagina.

[Trasher02]

Nice description.
Maybe having a schlong isn't that bad...

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

it really does suck to have blood oozing out of your vagina.

ah the oozing-- it's all in good health. anyway im one of those weirdos who actually likes the smell of bloody vaginas. so fucking thick with hormones-- yummy.

ok i really gotta go. adios.

[krastian]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

 

I wonder if Thurston will think this is cool?

That makes me want to puke on several levels.

[alyasa]

Really, I can understand why a lotta vagina smells fishy.

[Anngella]

Well, Sonic Youth made the cramps go away.
That concert was amazing.

[gmku]

Originally Posted by Anngella

Especially when you get them on the day you're seeing Sonic Youth.
Anyone wanna come over so I can kill them and/or give them my ovaries? Thanks.

I'm more a foe of back slashes, myself.

[Disgruntled Youth]

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

 

I wonder if Thurston will think this is cool?

Gross dude I found 2 of those when IU had my first female room mate I also didn'y expect them to be floaters!!!