(maybe) embarrasing concert tales - Page 2

fugazifan · 06.26.2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

The most embarrassing thing (I think) is that I've had beer spit on me by the lead singer of Monotonix after he took a swig from the bottle he just pulled from his ass.

ive had beer spat on me by him, i think. but it didnt come out of his ass....

automatic bzooty · 06.26.2009, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trasher02

I had the same, but with Lee Ranaldo.
It was also my most embarassing moment.

I laughed so hard at this. Sorry, man.

floatingslowly · 06.26.2009, 06:58 PM

my mom won't let me talk to Lee Ranaldo.

SYRFox · 06.26.2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

my mom won't let me talk to Lee Ranaldo.

new pic of floatingslowly

automatic bzooty · 06.26.2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

my mom won't let me talk to Lee Ranaldo.

My mommy said I'm not allowed to fraternize with any Sonic Youth.

Sonic Youth 37 · 06.26.2009, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by fugazifan

ive had beer spat on me by him, i think. but it didnt come out of his ass....

It's not like I've never had beer spat, thrown, poured, etc on me at a show before. Just never from a bottle that came out of a man's ass.

Trasher02 · 06.26.2009, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ploesj

that might be even worse :P

IT WAS

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

I laughed so hard at this. Sorry, man.

Let this be a lesson to everyone. NEVER LET YOUR PARENTS GO BACKSTAGE WITH YOU. Geez, the consequences of having a dad with connections... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

viewtiful_alan · 06.26.2009, 08:55 PM

i took a full beer can off the side of the head at the reverend horton heat, then this girl who I was there with almost got in a cat fight in the moshpit with the girl who threw it... everyone got mad at me for fucking up the moshpit.

Shifty Prophet · 06.26.2009, 10:22 PM

At a six organs of admittance show with a friend. We were talking in-between band changes and as Ben Chasney and his female guitarist are right next to us my friend (oblivious to how he is sounding) says: ''Well man, I feel obligated to her because she let me fuck her in the ass, a lot!''

Chasney and guitarist just sorta ducked their heads and got on stage to set up, they had to have heard him, he is LOUD.

pokkeherrie · 06.27.2009, 07:36 AM

^^ She's not just his guitarist, but girlfriend too.

atsonicpark · 06.27.2009, 07:39 AM

I think your friend was onto something there.

EVOLghost · 06.27.2009, 07:52 AM

I got hit in the head with a shoe once at a concert...I don't think it's embarrissing.....

atsonicpark · 06.27.2009, 07:58 AM

I saw Mindless Self Indulgence live.

....end of story.

pbradley · 06.27.2009, 01:15 PM

Last night of drinking I ended up at some outside party filled to the brim with douchbags but the band was all right so I stood in front of their speaker and hit on the back up singers.

Now my ears are ringing along with my general hangover.

schizophrenicroom · 06.27.2009, 02:04 PM

my mom got drunk and hit on the whole band. my "best friend" buddied up with her minus the booze. i was told to just come by myself next time to the venue.

Rob Instigator · 06.27.2009, 05:49 PM

hahahah! too funny guys. stories you will laugh about for decadesssssss

fugazifan · 06.28.2009, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

It's not like I've never had beer spat, thrown, poured, etc on me at a show before. Just never from a bottle that came out of a man's ass.

with the monotonix one must expect weird shit to go down, no pun intended.

Rob Instigator · 06.28.2009, 01:58 AM

I was at a RevCo show and close to the front behind two punkettes, one a short angry looking chick an the other a hefty bruiser. They did NOT appfreciate people crowdsurfing. I was just trying to keep people's boots from hitting me in the face and shit. These two chicks would either twist the ankles of the crowdsurfers all ugly and shit mad as fuck, or theu would take off their shoes and throw them on stage. I am holding up some dude whose flailing about and the bruiser sees me holding up homeslice and she gets enraged and slams my face with an elbow, HARD, and I drop the lower half of that dude on my head, and in the middle of the white light pain I threw an open palm kinda hard at the back of her head as I turned around to get something for the blood.
she broke my nose. I never hit anyone much less girls but reflex took over.
I hadnot done shit to deserve a fucking elbow to the face
but it was embarrassi\n

Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski · 06.28.2009, 02:04 AM

I have lots:

1. I got a water bottle thrown at my chest by the lead singer of Sunburned Hand of the Man. Everyone looked at me wondering what I would do, and I just deadpanned it.

2. i got drunk at a concert that I took a girl I liked. I went outside and threw up and pretended like nothing happened. Then (the band playing was fucking crazy) this guy picked me up in the pit and carried me to the other end of the venue. It was terrible. On the way out, the girl stepped in my vomit and didn't notice.

3. At a GWAR show, a girl asked me to pick her up. I misunderstood and thought she wanted me to push her forward, which I did. Then she explained what she meant. It took me forever to figure out how to get her above the crowd. The second I did, she fell right on her head.

4. Costas ran into the crowd while he was covered with his own shit and vomit. I was too fucked up to move and he slathered me with it

5. I threw up at a Malkmus show right in front of Stevie right when he finished. I met him moments after telling him how much I enjoyed the show with total barf breath.

There are many more. Most of them involve vomit. Glad I can handle my liquor better these days.

Prisstina · 06.28.2009, 02:06 PM

last sonic youth show i went to, i was waiting outside the venue. lee was going in and out with equipment. at one point he saw my shirt, started going on and on about how cool it was, and asked if he could take a picture of it with his phone. so i'm standing there, posing, while everyone else in line is staring at me.

06.26.2009, 06:58 PM	#23
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my mom won't let me talk to Lee Ranaldo.
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06.26.2009, 08:55 PM	#28
viewtiful_alan invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Houston Texas Posts: 2,663	i took a full beer can off the side of the head at the reverend horton heat, then this girl who I was there with almost got in a cat fight in the moshpit with the girl who threw it... everyone got mad at me for fucking up the moshpit. __________________
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06.26.2009, 10:22 PM	#29
Shifty Prophet 100% Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Posts: 725	At a six organs of admittance show with a friend. We were talking in-between band changes and as Ben Chasney and his female guitarist are right next to us my friend (oblivious to how he is sounding) says: ''Well man, I feel obligated to her because she let me fuck her in the ass, a lot!'' Chasney and guitarist just sorta ducked their heads and got on stage to set up, they had to have heard him, he is LOUD.
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06.27.2009, 07:36 AM	#30
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	^^ She's not just his guitarist, but girlfriend too.
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I think your friend was onto something there. __________________
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06.27.2009, 07:52 AM	#32
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I got hit in the head with a shoe once at a concert...I don't think it's embarrissing.....
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06.27.2009, 07:58 AM	#33
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I saw Mindless Self Indulgence live. ....end of story. __________________
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06.27.2009, 01:15 PM	#34
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Last night of drinking I ended up at some outside party filled to the brim with douchbags but the band was all right so I stood in front of their speaker and hit on the back up singers. Now my ears are ringing along with my general hangover.
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06.27.2009, 02:04 PM	#35
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	my mom got drunk and hit on the whole band. my "best friend" buddied up with her minus the booze. i was told to just come by myself next time to the venue. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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06.27.2009, 05:49 PM	#36
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	hahahah! too funny guys. stories you will laugh about for decadesssssss __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.28.2009, 01:58 AM	#38
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	I was at a RevCo show and close to the front behind two punkettes, one a short angry looking chick an the other a hefty bruiser. They did NOT appfreciate people crowdsurfing. I was just trying to keep people's boots from hitting me in the face and shit. These two chicks would either twist the ankles of the crowdsurfers all ugly and shit mad as fuck, or theu would take off their shoes and throw them on stage. I am holding up some dude whose flailing about and the bruiser sees me holding up homeslice and she gets enraged and slams my face with an elbow, HARD, and I drop the lower half of that dude on my head, and in the middle of the white light pain I threw an open palm kinda hard at the back of her head as I turned around to get something for the blood. she broke my nose. I never hit anyone much less girls but reflex took over. I hadnot done shit to deserve a fucking elbow to the face but it was embarrassi\n __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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06.28.2009, 02:04 AM	#39
Rupert 'Stiles' Stilinski children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Japan Posts: 345	I have lots: 1. I got a water bottle thrown at my chest by the lead singer of Sunburned Hand of the Man. Everyone looked at me wondering what I would do, and I just deadpanned it. 2. i got drunk at a concert that I took a girl I liked. I went outside and threw up and pretended like nothing happened. Then (the band playing was fucking crazy) this guy picked me up in the pit and carried me to the other end of the venue. It was terrible. On the way out, the girl stepped in my vomit and didn't notice. 3. At a GWAR show, a girl asked me to pick her up. I misunderstood and thought she wanted me to push her forward, which I did. Then she explained what she meant. It took me forever to figure out how to get her above the crowd. The second I did, she fell right on her head. 4. Costas ran into the crowd while he was covered with his own shit and vomit. I was too fucked up to move and he slathered me with it 5. I threw up at a Malkmus show right in front of Stevie right when he finished. I met him moments after telling him how much I enjoyed the show with total barf breath. There are many more. Most of them involve vomit. Glad I can handle my liquor better these days.
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06.28.2009, 02:06 PM	#40
Prisstina the end of the ugly Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Killwaukee Posts: 996	last sonic youth show i went to, i was waiting outside the venue. lee was going in and out with equipment. at one point he saw my shirt, started going on and on about how cool it was, and asked if he could take a picture of it with his phone. so i'm standing there, posing, while everyone else in line is staring at me. __________________
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