[contrelefuckingsexisme]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

I don't do drugs

me either

[k-krack]

Originally Posted by contrelefuckingsexisme

me either

Me either.

[Norma J]

Pots the only thing I'll do, but rarely even that. I eat lots of chillis though, which is the biggest natural high there is. True.

Oh, and stoner stories are always shit.

[contrelefuckingsexisme]

[Danny Himself]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

OMG ONCE I WAS SO BLAZED....and we got the strange idea to dye our hair pink, so we walked all the way to the pharmacy and could only find semi-permanent, and we were dissapointed. But then we found permanent pink highlights, so we got two boxes of that and did a TERRIBLE job putting it in, and it was blotched everywhere. I totally regretted it. I went to work a few days later and both of my bosses were laughing at me every time they saw me. The only fun part was that canada day was a few days later, so my friend and I got really blazed and drunk and walked around parliament hill both with pink shirts and hair, and we held hands and people looked at us weirdly.

Good lord, you were a stupid emo bastard.

Anyway, like, dude, this one time I was like, man, lets get stoned, so Leo goes, like, okay, so we rolled this, like, huuuuge weedmobile and, oh man, it was like, wow. JMJ was like, duuude i'm a wizard and he had this, like, parking cone on his head. oh man, we were so baked. like, dude. totally.

[finding nobody]

Once I got high with a freind in the woods behind my house. SO, as we sat in lawn chairs smoking out of an empty soda can, I heard a dog barking and some police sirens. I got scared and thought it was the cops. So, we ran inside, ate brownies, and drank apple juice whilist listening to animal collective and talking all kinds of crazy jive.

Boring. I know..

[cryptowonderdruginvogue]

 

[static-harmony]

When I got stoned the first time with my brother, I kept rocking back and forth. I finally kissed the floor.

[blastscenealibi]

I once got stoned the summer of '95 and put on the Bad Moon Rising cd and 'Intro" sounded so awesome.

[noisemachine]

My roommate is a stoner. He sleeps every day until 2 or 3 in the afternoon. Sometimes he goes to class, sometimes not. I think he spends the rest of his time playing grand theft auto or on myspace. Im sure theres a cool story in there somewhere...

[nature scene]

One time I posted about the drugs I've done on the Internet. 20 minutes later a there was a knock on my door and two men in suits grabbed me and threw me into the back of a white van...


... turns out they just wanted to hotbox.

[ALIEN ANAL]

bah fuck you guys. I smoke all the time,
One time me and my mates went camping and we had a rocket(not a nasa one) and we sat down next to this creek thing and were soooo beansed, and then i tried to explain something to him, and we ended up playing this little game on the dirt with our hands like little kids do.
But we were so serious and its so fun, we look back now and say "hah we played"

[Better_Than_You]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

beansed

HA!

Pot language is so wierd.

What do you guys use more??

Clam baking or hot boxing when you smoke weed in a car and don't roll the windows down? I know this kid from Michigan who uses clam baking and I hadn't even heard of it untill he said it.

[Better_Than_You]

And, really... pot stories can be really funny.

Why don't you non-drug addicts just make up a couple.

[static-harmony]

I am not a drug addict because I am not with the incrowd.

[ALIEN ANAL]

haah yeh just pretend your cool like us

[static-harmony]

I am cool cause drugs are bad.

[ALIEN ANAL]

clam baking..hot boxing, sheesh i never heard of those.
My group of friends we hate stoner talk, like CONE or WEED so we say our own things like Cheif and conan obrian, stonan obrian. and we say Chronic as a joke to sound like stoners. or we say Cheirptums for cheif, or we say leirptums for lighter, or meirptums for mushies.

Originally Posted by Better_Than_You

HA!

Pot language is so wierd.

What do you guys use more??

Clam baking or hot boxing when you smoke weed in a car and don't roll the windows down? I know this kid from Michigan who uses clam baking and I hadn't even heard of it untill he said it.

[Better_Than_You]

Originally Posted by static-harmony

I am not a drug addict because I am not with the incrowd.

most of the incrowd at my school aren't even real drug-addicts. They bring shame to the name.

[Better_Than_You]

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

clam baking..hot boxing, sheesh i never heard of those.
My group of friends we hate stoner talk, like CONE or WEED so we say our own things like Cheif and conan obrian, stonan obrian. and we say Chronic as a joke to sound like stoners. or we say Cheirptums for cheif, or we say leirptums for lighter, or meirptums for mushies.

If I were more creative and had more free time I'd try to do that.