Incinerate review on Pitchfork.com - Page 2

AllHandsOnTheBigOne · 04.25.2006, 10:07 PM

Because he didn't like the album he doesn't know who Sonic Youth is, or doesn't like the band? He was just one of many who thought that album sucked. I know plenty of Sonic Youth fans who think the album sucks.

If I remember correctly, the 0.0 score was more of a joke than anything. He was just using this album to vent his anger towards New York and his love for Chicago. Nothing to get offended over.

I don't understand the hate for Pitchfork. Seriously. No other music site that posts reviews gets so much shit. Pop Matters, Tiny Mixed Tapes, etc? No problem. Pitchfork? Satan. Haha. Ironically, I think Pitchfork is the best of the bunch. Not because of the reviews(I mean come on, a review is a review), but they update that site like a motherfucker. News, interviews, lots of good info and some intriguing articles every now and then. If it wasn't for Pitchfork I would be lost on lots of things. For example, I didn't know the Liars would be going on a world tour. I stop by Pitchfork, they inform me the Liars will be playing in my city in a month. Good times. No need for hate.

HaydenAsche · 04.25.2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AllHandsOnTheBigOne

I wasted too much time writing that reply.

Blah

AllHandsOnTheBigOne · 04.25.2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

I can't come up with a good reason to justify my hate for pitchfork so I'll just write blah to make myself look clever.

Ha Ha.

Drugstore_Cowboy · 04.25.2006, 10:30 PM

When in need for laughs, always look to Pitchfork for the goods, when desperate. This line is alone is almost as terrible as their Kid A review--if that is even possible.

"I dug the last two records' yawning chasms-- edgeless battlefields on which the band played out antagonistic relationships such as elegant triple-lead filigrees vs. gale-force feedback, or Sonic Youth vs. obsolescence."

HaydenAsche · 04.25.2006, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AllHandsOnTheBigOne

I am a bitch.

My hatred for Pitchfork comes directly from me being too indie even for Pitchfork. I'm so indie I invented music.

IntoTheGroovey · 04.25.2006, 10:34 PM

Pitchfork is lame. I'd rather read the back of a Cheerios box.

Drugstore_Cowboy · 04.25.2006, 10:35 PM

I prefer Captain Crunch with the puzzles on the back because I cannot read.

AllHandsOnTheBigOne · 04.25.2006, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

My hatred for Pitchfork comes directly from me being too indie even for Pitchfork. I'm so indie I invented music.

Yeah, I know. Everyone in this thread is too indie for Pitchfork. The wannabe-hipster thing to do is to bash Pitchfork.

HaydenAsche · 04.25.2006, 10:41 PM

Yeah. I have made it past the wannabe stage though. I am so hipster it fucking HURTS.

AllHandsOnTheBigOne · 04.25.2006, 10:43 PM

Where does it hurt? I'll kiss it and make it better.

HaydenAsche · 04.25.2006, 10:45 PM

My legs. The circulation is cut off from the girl pants. Also, my back teeth hurt from the abuse I put on them from drinking too much coffee.

Rob Instigator · 04.26.2006, 10:42 AM

I LOVE that PITCHFORK exists!

There are at least 20 reviewers on that site. so you disagree with one reviewer? big fucking deal. grow the fuck up and accept the fact that pitchfork is aout there spreading the good word about indie innovative npoise, avant garde, music. who else is gonna do it?

you guys sound like the same pathetic hipper than thou scenesters that you accuse pitchfork of being. get a fucking grip and grow up.
people like you said the same dumb shit about SST and dischord back in the day.

dumb asses.

united we stand, divided we fall. infioghting among the underground is the single WORST thing about it, and what will always cause our downfall.

krastian · 04.26.2006, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I LOVE that PITCHFORK exists!

There are at least 20 reviewers on that site. so you disagree with one reviewer? big fucking deal. grow the fuck up and accept the fact that pitchfork is aout there spreading the good word about indie innovative npoise, avant garde, music. who else is gonna do it?

you guys sound like the same pathetic hipper than thou scenesters that you accuse pitchfork of being. get a fucking grip and grow up.
people like you said the same dumb shit about SST and dischord back in the day.

dumb asses.

united we stand, divided we fall. infioghting among the underground is the single WORST thing about it, and what will always cause our downfall.

Tell it like it is.......Worrrrd up.

Drugstore_Cowboy · 04.26.2006, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I LOVE that PITCHFORK exists!

There are at least 20 reviewers on that site. so you disagree with one reviewer? big fucking deal. grow the fuck up and accept the fact that pitchfork is aout there spreading the good word about indie innovative npoise, avant garde, music. who else is gonna do it?

you guys sound like the same pathetic hipper than thou scenesters that you accuse pitchfork of being. get a fucking grip and grow up.
people like you said the same dumb shit about SST and dischord back in the day.

dumb asses.

united we stand, divided we fall. infioghting among the underground is the single WORST thing about it, and what will always cause our downfall.

Either you are an idiot or you have never read more than one review of theirs.

It is not just one writer, it is the majority of them. Even Stylus is more readable than Pitchfork's garbage reviews. They are a laughing stock to any writer and to any music critic with brains and talent.

And enough already, do not resort to the "You are too hipster to like Pitchfork because they are hipsters that promote indie acts," routine, because it is stupid.

sleep33 · 04.26.2006, 07:13 PM

i agree with pitchfork

HaydenAsche · 04.26.2006, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Drugstore_Cowboy

And enough already, do not resort to the "You are too hipster to like Pitchfork because they are hipsters that promote indie acts," routine, because it is stupid.

Don't act like you don't feel that way.

val-holla-ing · 04.26.2006, 09:01 PM

pitchfork gave the ying yang twins' "wait (the whisper song)" something along the lines of an 8+ review. i think that says it all.

(and don't get me wrong, i love that song to death, but it's not deserving of any sort of substantial rating)

krastian · 04.26.2006, 10:21 PM

I don't even know what Pitchfork is. All I'm saying is that a review is a review.

Drugstore_Cowboy · 04.26.2006, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche

Don't act like you don't feel that way.

Holy, bravo, you are dead on.

AllHandsOnTheBigOne · 04.26.2006, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Drugstore_Cowboy

It is not just one writer, it is the majority of them. Even Stylus is more readable than Pitchfork's garbage reviews. They are a laughing stock to any writer and to any music critic with brains and talent.

Music critics with brains and talent?

Isn't that an oxymoron?

04.25.2006, 10:07 PM	#21
AllHandsOnTheBigOne children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Where? Posts: 378	Because he didn't like the album he doesn't know who Sonic Youth is, or doesn't like the band? He was just one of many who thought that album sucked. I know plenty of Sonic Youth fans who think the album sucks. If I remember correctly, the 0.0 score was more of a joke than anything. He was just using this album to vent his anger towards New York and his love for Chicago. Nothing to get offended over. I don't understand the hate for Pitchfork. Seriously. No other music site that posts reviews gets so much shit. Pop Matters, Tiny Mixed Tapes, etc? No problem. Pitchfork? Satan. Haha. Ironically, I think Pitchfork is the best of the bunch. Not because of the reviews(I mean come on, a review is a review), but they update that site like a motherfucker. News, interviews, lots of good info and some intriguing articles every now and then. If it wasn't for Pitchfork I would be lost on lots of things. For example, I didn't know the Liars would be going on a world tour. I stop by Pitchfork, they inform me the Liars will be playing in my city in a month. Good times. No need for hate. __________________ Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider Girls go to mars, become rock stars
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Drugstore_Cowboy little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 45	When in need for laughs, always look to Pitchfork for the goods, when desperate. This line is alone is almost as terrible as their Kid A review--if that is even possible. "I dug the last two records' yawning chasms-- edgeless battlefields on which the band played out antagonistic relationships such as elegant triple-lead filigrees vs. gale-force feedback, or Sonic Youth vs. obsolescence."
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IntoTheGroovey bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 197	Pitchfork is lame. I'd rather read the back of a Cheerios box. __________________ The owls are not what they seem.
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Drugstore_Cowboy little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 45	I prefer Captain Crunch with the puzzles on the back because I cannot read.
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Yeah. I have made it past the wannabe stage though. I am so hipster it fucking HURTS. __________________ rip
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04.25.2006, 10:43 PM	#30
AllHandsOnTheBigOne children of satan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Where? Posts: 378	Where does it hurt? I'll kiss it and make it better. __________________ Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider Girls go to mars, become rock stars
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HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	My legs. The circulation is cut off from the girl pants. Also, my back teeth hurt from the abuse I put on them from drinking too much coffee. __________________ rip
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,975	I LOVE that PITCHFORK exists! There are at least 20 reviewers on that site. so you disagree with one reviewer? big fucking deal. grow the fuck up and accept the fact that pitchfork is aout there spreading the good word about indie innovative npoise, avant garde, music. who else is gonna do it? you guys sound like the same pathetic hipper than thou scenesters that you accuse pitchfork of being. get a fucking grip and grow up. people like you said the same dumb shit about SST and dischord back in the day. dumb asses. united we stand, divided we fall. infioghting among the underground is the single WORST thing about it, and what will always cause our downfall. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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sleep33 little trouble girl Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 51	i agree with pitchfork
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val-holla-ing invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: baton rouge. the 225, big raggedy. Posts: 2,731	pitchfork gave the ying yang twins' "wait (the whisper song)" something along the lines of an 8+ review. i think that says it all. (and don't get me wrong, i love that song to death, but it's not deserving of any sort of substantial rating) __________________ please do not misconstrue the previous statement as an invitation for same sex relations or as negative towards anyone of another sexuality. -cam'ron (formerly "no homo")
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krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	I don't even know what Pitchfork is. All I'm saying is that a review is a review. __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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