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Old 11.29.2006, 12:04 AM   #21
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Old 11.29.2006, 12:46 AM   #22
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Old 11.29.2006, 02:22 AM   #23
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I hate x-mas due to the fact that not enough thought goes into buying presents, and very unoriginal gift are given.We need more originality and well thought out gifts.
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Old 11.29.2006, 03:06 AM   #24
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christmas?

what is this thing you speak of?
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Old 11.29.2006, 04:46 AM   #25
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y'all should just stop complaining
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Old 11.29.2006, 09:03 AM   #26
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Sorry, I feel like a right loser now in front of all you grinches but I LOVE CHRISTMAS. It is so super cool, I just hang out with my family (and especially my brother) drinking beers and eating lots of good food and everyone is in a good mood for once.
It's so JOLLY.
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Old 11.29.2006, 09:09 AM   #27
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The only thing I truly dislike about Christmas is the tendency for some people to turn their houses into shrines to the creator of the neon light bulb.
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Old 11.29.2006, 09:13 AM   #28
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I wish people would realise that the shops are only actually closed for two days; therefore, there's no need to purchase two months worth of provisions, some of which will still be knocking around at the back of the larder at Easter.
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Old 11.29.2006, 09:17 AM   #29
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very true.

i'm still having nightmares from when i did some december holiday work somewhere many years ago. each day they had a loud playing radio tuned to one of those stations that plays the same 15 fucking songs every fucking hour, just only in a slightly different order each time.

from the dozen of christmas songs there were a few tunes that particularly pissed me off, like mariah carey's "all i want for christmas..." and paul mccartney's "wonderful christmas time". it was so bad that it was almost a relief when they played band aid or wham instead.

Oh dear God. I was thinking of Slade and Wizzard (both of whose throats I will actually slit if I ever meet them), but that Paul McCartney song is utterly abysmal. I used to really like that Pogues Christmas number, but it does me noggin now precisely because it's played forever at Christmas.

One good thing about Christmas is that I get to crack out the festive efforts by Low and V/VM.
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Old 11.29.2006, 09:32 AM   #30
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Sorry, I feel like a right loser now in front of all you grinches but I LOVE CHRISTMAS. It is so super cool, I just hang out with my family (and especially my brother) drinking beers and eating lots of good food and everyone is in a good mood for once.
It's so JOLLY.

Yep....stuffing your face with family is the bestest thing about Christmas...little sausages wrapped in bacon and a tub of cheeselets and I'm happy.
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Old 11.29.2006, 09:56 AM   #31
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The worst part about Christmas is the entire day. I'm giving 2 presents and that's probably what I'll be recieving as well. Fuck this lame-ass holiday. THANKFULLY, I won't have to see my parents.
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Old 11.29.2006, 10:30 AM   #32
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y'all should just stop complaining


The purpose of this thread was to unload a bit and complain. Yeesh!
Thanks for your valuable insight, Pollyanna.
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Old 11.29.2006, 10:33 AM   #33
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How are the preparations going for your Christmas Day address to the board, oh great rep king?
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Old 11.29.2006, 10:41 AM   #34
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By then I expect to have been usurped.
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Old 11.29.2006, 10:47 AM   #35
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Old 11.29.2006, 10:49 AM   #36
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The Wyrst thing about Christmas is when you buy that ungrateful bitch a fuckin Ipod and out of the blue she stops returning yr phone calls, and then you have to return the Ipod but you find it embarrassing and painful so you wait and hope for her to call so you can wyrk things out, but you know deep down in side that it's not gonna happen, and you just want to kill that broad.
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Old 11.29.2006, 11:05 AM   #37
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The Wyrst thing about Christmas is when you buy that ungrateful bitch a fuckin Ipod and out of the blue she stops returning yr phone calls, and then you have to return the Ipod but you find it embarrassing and painful so you wait and hope for her to call so you can wyrk things out, but you know deep down in side that it's not gonna happen, and you just want to kill that broad.

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Old 11.29.2006, 11:25 AM   #38
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Old 11.29.2006, 11:26 AM   #39
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Old 11.29.2006, 11:27 AM   #40
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