When you finally die.... - Page 2

atsonicpark · 08.12.2009, 05:42 AM

no funeral
no announcement of it in the newspaper
no sympathy from anyone
ashes burned up, throw em in the fucking trash
who cares -- I'm dead?

People don't come and visit me now.. why would they visit me when I'm dead? Fuck tombstones, fuck coffins, fuck funerals, fuck people's tears.

terriblecanyons · 08.12.2009, 05:48 AM

you're so hardcore.

atsonicpark · 08.12.2009, 06:02 AM

I just don't give a fuck.

sonic sphere · 08.12.2009, 06:54 AM

buried in the cemetary across the road from my house. i won't have far to go!

phoenix · 08.12.2009, 07:18 AM

burried so I can grow some nice trees and turn into some pretty rocks. I'm not sure where tho.

atsonicpark · 08.12.2009, 07:21 AM

take my body and turn it into a big dildo dick

Derek · 08.12.2009, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

I just don't give a fuck.

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Excuse my shoddy MSPaint editing... hahaha.

atsonicpark · 08.12.2009, 07:57 AM

floatingslowly · 08.12.2009, 08:23 AM

I would like a plain wooden casket so that I can seep into the soil.

that way, when the sun blows the earth's crust off into the universe, I'll be right there with it.

fuck ashes. I want to rot. in fact, I almost can't wait. teeeheee

artsygrrl · 08.12.2009, 09:23 AM

When my son was little we had to take him to a funeral. Afterwards he said when he dies, he wants to have his lips pursed in a kiss so it will be easier for the morners to kiss him goodby on their way out. ha

SONIC GAIL · 08.12.2009, 09:28 AM

I want my corpse incinerated and the ashes spread in Bryceville and the other half in the ocean.

Conrad · 08.12.2009, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jerf

i want to be brought to a taxidermist and stuffed, and placed in a living room, so everyone can enjoy my company long after im gone.

or better yet, i could have my head mounted on the wall like so many deer, and put on display to see how long it takes friends and neighbors to notice.

it can go deer, deer, deer, jerf, deer, deer...

This reminds me of my other play.

Have a taxidermist stuff me, and then put me up in the top corner of someone's living room, crouching up there with some evil fucking look on my face (someone worthy of such a gift obviously)

It's kinda hard for me to explain, but if you've seen Garage Days, it's kinda like the scene where he's fucked up on drugs and thinks he's the devil.

phoenix · 08.12.2009, 09:47 AM

This morning I was laying in bed thinking about taxidermy. Not sure why.

Conrad · 08.12.2009, 09:59 AM

I don't think it's as gross as a lot of people/vegetarians do. Obviously I'm not down if the animal was hunted, but if something dies naturally, why the hell not?

Taxidermy is art.

I would like to learn some day, and do up my rodents when they die. They I'll play them in random, rodent like places all around the house.

phoenix · 08.12.2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by artsygrrl

When my son was little we had to take him to a funeral. Afterwards he said when he dies, he wants to have his lips pursed in a kiss so it will be easier for the morners to kiss him goodby on their way out. ha

aww. little boys are so cute.

The other day my nephew told his mom

"when dad dies, I'm going to marry you because yr the nicest girl I know"

phoenix · 08.12.2009, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

I don't think it's as gross as a lot of people/vegetarians do. Obviously I'm not down if the animal was hunted, but if something dies naturally, why the hell not?

Taxidermy is art.

I would like to learn some day, and do up my rodents when they die. They I'll play them in random, rodent like places all around the house.

There is a melbourne artist who taxidermies(??) stuff, and then decorates them with gems and things..

http://juliadeville.com/

SONIC GAIL · 08.12.2009, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Conrad

I don't think it's as gross as a lot of people/vegetarians do. Obviously I'm not down if the animal was hunted, but if something dies naturally, why the hell not?

Taxidermy is art.

I would like to learn some day, and do up my rodents when they die. They I'll play them in random, rodent like places all around the house.

You ain't never eaten no freshly hunted deer meat? The best bits still have the lead pellets in em. I can remember being 5 and it not at all being uncommon to find the sight of a deer carcus strung upside down from a tree being "dressed"

Anngella · 08.12.2009, 11:40 AM

Give my organs/whatever to whoever needs them and make art with the rest of me.

floatingslowly · 08.12.2009, 11:44 AM

^^^ gladly. send me some parts. I'll put it right next to the cabbage patch head that I have mounted in my garage.

oh, my garage. how I wish that I were in my garage right now. alone with the dead dolls and other stuff.

infinitemusic · 08.12.2009, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tbannach

i want to die opposing some sort of fascistic rule or tyranny of some sort, die in a heroic manner, give a rousing speech before i die, then sip the nectars of the heavans and watch my revolution begin on earth! mwhahahah.

You had your chance when Bush was in office and you blew it.

Well, I think you could still do some good.

08.12.2009, 05:42 AM	#21
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	no funeral no announcement of it in the newspaper no sympathy from anyone ashes burned up, throw em in the fucking trash who cares -- I'm dead? People don't come and visit me now.. why would they visit me when I'm dead? Fuck tombstones, fuck coffins, fuck funerals, fuck people's tears. __________________
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08.12.2009, 05:48 AM	#22
terriblecanyons invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: the land where large fuzzy dice still hang proudly like testicles from rear-view mirrors Posts: 5,949	you're so hardcore.
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08.12.2009, 06:02 AM	#23
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I just don't give a fuck. __________________
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08.12.2009, 06:54 AM	#24
sonic sphere invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 4,446	buried in the cemetary across the road from my house. i won't have far to go! __________________ "trolling asshat" - All Hail WATT "wanker" - All Hail WATT
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08.12.2009, 07:18 AM	#25
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	burried so I can grow some nice trees and turn into some pretty rocks. I'm not sure where tho. __________________ tiny and lost.
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08.12.2009, 07:21 AM	#26
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	take my body and turn it into a big dildo dick __________________
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08.12.2009, 07:57 AM	#28
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	wow __________________
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08.12.2009, 08:23 AM	#29
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I would like a plain wooden casket so that I can seep into the soil. that way, when the sun blows the earth's crust off into the universe, I'll be right there with it. fuck ashes. I want to rot. in fact, I almost can't wait. teeeheee
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08.12.2009, 09:23 AM	#30
artsygrrl the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Grand Blanc, Michigan, USA Posts: 961	When my son was little we had to take him to a funeral. Afterwards he said when he dies, he wants to have his lips pursed in a kiss so it will be easier for the morners to kiss him goodby on their way out. ha
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08.12.2009, 09:28 AM	#31
SONIC GAIL invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: I moved from hillbilly Florida to hillbilly Alabama Posts: 3,723	I want my corpse incinerated and the ashes spread in Bryceville and the other half in the ocean. __________________
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08.12.2009, 09:47 AM	#33
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	This morning I was laying in bed thinking about taxidermy. Not sure why. __________________ tiny and lost.
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08.12.2009, 09:59 AM	#34
Conrad stalker Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Somewhere Posts: 403	I don't think it's as gross as a lot of people/vegetarians do. Obviously I'm not down if the animal was hunted, but if something dies naturally, why the hell not? Taxidermy is art. I would like to learn some day, and do up my rodents when they die. They I'll play them in random, rodent like places all around the house. __________________ Violence, gore, and mutilation Dismemberment, decapitation
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08.12.2009, 11:40 AM	#38
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Give my organs/whatever to whoever needs them and make art with the rest of me. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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08.12.2009, 11:44 AM	#39
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	^^^ gladly. send me some parts. I'll put it right next to the cabbage patch head that I have mounted in my garage. oh, my garage. how I wish that I were in my garage right now. alone with the dead dolls and other stuff.
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