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State Senator Tom Butler (D-Madison) says that he is "amazed" at the outcry against the legislation, and denies that the ban has anything to do with government attempting to control people's sex lives.
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"Last April, the legislation unanimously cleared both the Alabama House and Senate; it prohibits the sale of "any device designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs." Violators of the law face up to a $10,000 fine as well as a year behind bars"
Maybe they are going to sue God for designing fingers then..... |
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Penises are also devices designed for the stimulation of human genital organs.
This is also sexism against men! |
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hilarious. i cackle when i hear about at the actions of these political mules. all i need to do to keep comedy from turning into tragedy is to stay out of red states. oh yeah. i pity the poor fuckers that have to live there. (but why, oh why would one want to?)
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Has anyone ever used them? But nevermind me, go on with this thread.
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Maybe bootleggers will stop making moonshine and starting making dildos
Must be lucrative dildo smuggling across state lines Georgia, Tennessee and now Alabama....... |
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This is distasteful, imagine all the lonely gay people. Are there any left?
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I live right outside of Madison, AL - close, when looking for dildos.
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You must spread some Squirt- and Yeast- and Poop-Covered Dildos around before giving it to !@#$%! again.
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we don't have "dildos" in oklahoma either. dildos/butt plugs/whatever else are sold here as "novelty items"... similar to bongs being sold as water pipes for tobacco. i don't think we've ever been able to sell "dildos". of course we also have 3.2 beer here as well. hooray.
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I know anal sex and I'm pretty sure oral sex is illegal in a lot of states still, so this isn't too surprising.
I'm more interested now in the fact that we'll soon be seeing news articles about people "smuggling dildos across state lines". |
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Hahaha... Banning dildos... What's next? Masturbation punishable by a jail term? Hahaha...
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Soon, only state-approved people will be able to copulate...
As it should be, citizen... You know, to prevent unpersons giving birth to mentally retarded children and all that... Who's got the hookah.. Ahhh... That's sooo good after a hard day at work...
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Yeah.
In all honesty, they should teach masturbation in middle school and hand out dildos. |
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When confronted by the argument advanced by plaintiff Sherri Williams that doctors and sex therapists routinely prescribe such devices for patients, could only remark, "I don't care what they call it, therapeutic or whatever ... some of it's just plain trashy."
Yeah.. it's, like, therapeutic or whatever, y'know.. |
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I started masturbating at age 3, myself, to my dad's glamour studio photo shots... It was very embarassing when he caught me masturbating at 4...
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Well Sodomy laws have been strucked down as late of 2003.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy_..._United_States |
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yeah, i mean, i was shoving my deformed fingers up my ass in the fetal stage, no big deal. Don't even get me start on when I got a bottle....
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